I LIKE...brushing my teeth, my kids, freckles, rats, long evenings at a coffee shop talking with friends, porn, piercings, a clean house, really strong black coffee, the beach at night, dancing alone, showing off, really loud music, living contradictions, DC Shoe Co., sashimi, Ecudorian roses, conversation with intelligent people, kittens, Super Mario Mix DDR, snowglobes, socks, challenging people, tattoos, big butts, a good firm massage, friends and lovers that allow me to spoil them rotten, pansies, false innocence, clean living, nerds and geeks, cheesy pop music, red hair, brutal honesty, drum corps, working out so hard I almost pass out, this guy right here , reading, sci-fi, water, Corvettes, expressing my love for friends and family in a culinary fashion, Final Fantasy, marching band, philosophy, polyamory , the vastness of the human mind, Chester motherfucking Bennington !

I DISLIKE...red roses, people who can't handle confrontation, my evil temper, jealousy, being misunderstood, dogs, two-faced people, dry bar towels at work, skipping workouts, music snobs, being vulnerable, monogamy, ignorance, being picked up and carried around, ladders, bad teeth, bodily poisons, clutter, that last 10 minutes of getting a tattoo, idiotic societal paradigms, people who play the victim, passivity, "the game" of relationships, the public school system, insomnia, being ignored, being lied to, being taken for granted, MySpace comments that stretch out my page, people not commenting on my blogs.

"...AT LEAST I CAN FUCKING THINK..."
I'm intimidating? Fuck you--you're just weak. Straighten up that spine, grow a pair, and c'mere. Yes, the rumours are true. But don't be scared--you won't regret a single moment. If you think you can handle it, then don't play coy. I fucking hate that game. Go all out. Walk right up and call me on my bullshit. What have you got to lose?

"...Nobody else is stronger than I am

Yesterday I moved a mountain

I bet I could be your hero

I am a mighty little man..."

Real-life friends only. No friend collectors, no bands, no random "UR HOT BABYGURL LOLZ ADD ME?!!!!" motherfuckers. If we haven't shaken hands and made eye contact, eat a dick. Don't need ya.