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 kris's Profile |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Long Island, New York |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Feb 7, 2008 (693 days back) |
About Me |
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kris stenborg (also commonly known as sten, stemi fresh, topher, asshole, and somtimes even just borg) likes to consider himself "cool" by today's standards.. he also thinks he very well could be the sexiest tap dancin caucasian to ever step foot on earth since patrick swayze in dirty dancing, but he really isnt and is in fact just dillusional and border line retarded.. on a more serious note, i have recently become addicted to chapstick and girls i sit at lunch with.. (they got me feinin) i am currently seeking professional help and should be ok in a couple months.. talking in the third person has become a strange pastime of mine and i can also be seen merkin madd hataz (in my festive german apparel) cause they all vegetarian and they sure as hell dont want no beef. otther terms, phrases, and ghetto tongue twisters such as skeet skeet, dippsettt, and "hey chad that shit was gully" have embarrassingly made there way into my vocabulary despite listening to sad emo songs and being probably the whitest kid ud ever meet.. late night walks on the beach are another favorite of mine, espcially whn they are with beautifull girls that have eyes i can get lost in.. even by myself, walks on the beach are quite amazing and nothing really seems to compare to them.. whn it comes to my personal life all the laydays flock to me like kenyans to a 24 mile marathon, magnets to a refrigerator, or guidos to bottles of level 8 maximum hold hair gel.. during the day while im driving (my sweet four speed bike with 6 inch chrome pegs thank you very much) i always seem to get stopped in the middle of the street by complete strangers who somehow kno my name, and they'll ask "kris how do u do it, how do u keep ur body in such zenith shape" and to be perfectly honest i never realy kno how to answer because it all just comes so god damn natural.. as do the good looks, ughh life is soo rough.. but i realy dont let it get to my head i promise.. i also consider myself quite the hockey player these days and most ppl (actully nobody) will tell you that i am a "prodigy" and can be considered the next jeff tomes of the nhl.. (whos jeff tomes? and whn is this kid gonna realize nobody is reading this).. but i just shrug it off because i kno what there realy tryin to say those motherfuckers.. other then that id like to take these next couple of lines to formaly appologize to all those (again nobody) reading because in fact all of this up untill now is me sort of rambling and could be classified as complete grade A horseshit... i have unknowingly and unintentionaly wasted the last 45 seconds of ur life.. 15 to 20 seconds to all my more intelligent prettier female admirers (mhhmm call me) i swear im not shallow just desperate.. The figures stop moving,And the subway dies. The clock stops ticking,And the traffic sighs. I can’t keep living these strange goodbyes. I need you... kris, i wanna be yaa byrd |
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My Interests |
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| Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean "Waking up to find another day, the moon got lost again last night but now the sun has finally had it's say" *Kinda reserved until you get to kno me *I find myself wanting to be a novelist & or a nonconformist just so i can feel realy realy cool saying either of these two words. *I feel respect is somthing thats hard to earn but easy to lose. *Im creative artsy at times. *Im not like most guys[cliche] *Im obbssesed with fashion/clothes. *Proly way more than any striahgt guy should be. *I love girls. *I love hugs. *I love pretty. eyes *I love girls who give good hugs and have pretty eyes *I love pina coladas. *I dont love getting caught in the rain, but ill chill under an awning because i love the sound of rain *I love the taste of red gatorade but i despise the red mustache im left with after drinking it. Its almost impossible to avoid and even harder to get rid of. *I like consideringe myself the best friend a person can have. *I feel i somtimes care too much about other ppl which isnt always a bad thing. *Not a big fan of alcohol and or drugs but im not a stick in the mud either. I jsut feel, better yet I just kno its not for me. *I like to pretend I have myself figured out whn in fact I really dont. *I love meeting new ppl. *I wont try and become ur friend, i have always been ur friend, you just havent met me yet. Its better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what your not - Kurt Cobain ayoo lee where you att kidd.. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Occupation: | Male Escort |
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My Friends |
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Felicia, NATALiE., k!LLA ♥ kEL, Jerry, Richie, Leigh- [n.] beat poet working the streets, I TauGht Ur BoyFrieNd ThAt ThinG You LikE ♥, julie., MARiA♥, Jaime ♥, Pinks the color of beatiful, Brandon J. Clark™, Im Demi gimme moore<3, MAkE mY LiPS wET, F- Bombs, *Ashley_Kins*, Ruby, ♥ SurfStoke [lins], Deszz ♥., ♥ Erin♥, **MiSs MOlly**, ♥, *OoBAYBEE*, girl with the [really] cute smile! =], RICH_E, zoe sky!, GINA** ♥, *MaRgArEt*, cc ;), N♥S™, MISS LOWE, `♥ __ jUiiCy «--, Matt D, kels!, Lexxii_BONeS♥
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