Selene Luna's Profile |
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2 personalities in 1 tiny package |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Tinsel Town, |
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| Height: | 3' 10" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
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| Last Login: | Mar 1, 2008 (664 days back) |
About Me |
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| I am an un-wed childless stay-at-home mom, barely legal Mexican, ex-gang member of the EpiLadies, a flaming hobo-sexual, and an Entertainer (www.SeleneLuna.com) who loves champagne soirees, sarcasm, and Homer Simpson. J.Lo's stupid "Block" has nothing on my housing-projects. I play the ESL & Little cards. I'm anti-social, but love shows, fashion, parties & travel. Love rotting in my cozy bed. I can't live without music, lipstick, coffee, wine, get'n my her did, steak, glue gun, TraniMals, cleavage. I am retiring in Palm Springs and will be sport'n a leathery tan.
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My Interests |
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| I LOVE dressing in "Mom-drag", especially with a smart artichoke up-do:
, Swigmore University, Wessonality, Glass Blowing, Miniatures, Medical mishaps, Tan-In-A-Can, Beer Can Chicken, Deviled Eggs (only the world's most perfect food!), Hobos, Hobo Oscars, Bat Radar, Ketchup, Catsup, Mayonesa, Micheal Maker, all things pygmy, Bloomin' Onion , Keefer the Scruffy Mutt, Pop Culture, Wholly Mammouth, talk radio, fancy hotels, fancy restaurants, bacon, Red Wine, hobo.com, VelvetHammerBurlesque.com |
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I'd like to meet:your FACE! |
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Music:I appreciate just about everything, except soft inspirational crap. Love 60s Soul, Garage, Rock 'n Roll, Heavy Metal, Art Laboe, BeatlesMania, hobo minstrel, M.I.L.F. soft hits |
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Movies:From "Freaks" to "Every Which Way But Loose" to "House of Flying Daggers" |
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Television:Project Runway, Oprah, Family Guy, NOVA, The Simpsons, D List |
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Books:Fingerhut, Barbie Collectibles, Carol Wright Gifts, Harriet Carter |
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Heroes:Rosalind Russell, Annie Oakley, La Lupe "The Queen of Latin Soul", Russ Meyer women, Peppermill, Oprah, Bill and Hilary, Springfield Isotopes. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hollywood |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Hobo Mogul |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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THE VELVET HAMMER BURLESQUE, group photo exhibition |
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| THE VELVET HAMMER BURLESQUE By Michelle Carr Book signing and group photo exhibition Book signing and cocktail reception Saturday, February 23, 2008, 6 - 9 pm Photo exhibition remains op... Posted by Selene Luna on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:58:00 PST |
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Contact Info/Professional Inquiries |
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| Contact Info/Professional Inquiries:
http://seleneluna.com/contact.html... Posted by Selene Luna on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:07:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Hillary Clinton, Russ Meyer's Soundtracks, Tura Satana, JER BER JONES, Billy, Meesh, Buck Angel, Margaret Cho, Jackie Beat, RAJA, AMY KELLY, ming, La Lupe, eVA, Diamondback Annie, Austin Young, Jean-Pierre, Susanne Bartsch, Jason Mecier, David LaChapelle, RUDY ROCHA Wardrobe Stylist, SPY, Sexy Roz!, MARIO DIAZ, dougee Dimensional (dD), saskia, Tony, Abby Travis, Murray Hill, Mathu, Zaldy, Rebekka Armstrong, Dirty Martini, Tim, hey willpower, Julie Atlas Muz, Tom, john, Velvet Hammer Burlesque, Jim H, Cynthia, Ed Gale, Jean, Nate, KC ANGEL, danny Linear, JOHN, Mike, Erick, NADYA GINSBURG COMEDY, -BERLIN MANNERS-, Fab!, The Unofficial Jason El Norte MySpace Page!, Andrea, Matty Lee, Stiletto, TRUST ME, Lola, Viva Valezz! C-bus Burlesque, andrew, Olga Karavaeva not just a juggler, dermagraffiti tattoo, silas, IanSane
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Selene Luna's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. hobo minstrel, heavy metal art, carol wright gifts, ketchup catsup, medical mishaps, springfield isotopes, bat radar, barbie collectibles, tinsel town, annie oakley, home bomb, stay at home mom, glue gun, harriet carter, art laboe, hillary clinton, homer simpson, hispanic background, rosalind russell, house of flying daggers |
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