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 Zippy's Profile |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hoboken, New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Dec 6, 2007 (276 days back) |
About Me |
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| Life is like a game of Skee-Ball... you careen down a narrow alley, ricocheting painfully off th' sides untill you suddenly hit a ramp... you're sent flying through th' air... you may land abruptly in th' outer ring of disappointment.. or you may plunk satisfyingly in th' bullseye... either way, you fall into a deep, dark hole and roll quickly back to where it all began and wait for th' next guy with a quarter... on th' other hand, maybe life is more like a large, melting "Sof-Serv" vanilla cone... at first, it has a certain pleasant ooziness as it flows and drips down your arm and into your sleeve... but eventually, when it reaches your elbow and it gets all sticky and gunky, you start thinking about urban mass transit... maybe life is more like a light rail vehicle...clean, efficient,
yet unpopular with Detroit auto makers and petrolium-based economies...you embark full of hope and spare change... advertisements for chewing gum and correspondance schools dance above your head... two teens enjoy heavy metal on a portable CD player.. th' guy next to you has very bad breath... hmmm... maybe life is more like a candy manufacturing plant, complete with fourteen stainless steel mixing kettles, a 24-foot cooling belt and a malted milk ball vacuum tube.... were extruded on cooling tables, coated, enrobed and packaged.... some of us end up as nougats, some of us become malted milk balls... others never make it to the major retail chains... our time on earth is short but sweet and the odds are 1 in 21,476,872 we'll ever win a free trip to Hawaii....hmm....maybe life is more like the instruction manual that comes with a Korean V.C.R., written in a language tantalizingly similar to english................... span.blacktext12 { visibility:visible ; background-color:transparent; background-image:url("http://i5.tinypic.com/2rwxhlg.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position:center center; width:361px; height:433px; display:block ; font-size:0px; letter-spacing:-5px;} span.blacktext12 span { display:none; } span.blacktext12 img {display:none;} .bbzV:after { content: "Hybrid Generator"; }.contactTable { width:300px !important; height:152px !important; padding:0px !important; background-image:url("http://i7.tinypic.com/47vwq6x.png"); background-attachment:scroll; background-position:center center; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-color:transparent;} .contactTable table, table.contactTable td { padding:0px !important; border:0px; background-color:transparent; background-image:none;} .contactTable a img {visibility:hidden; border:0px !important;} .contactTable a {display:block; height:28px; width:115px;} .contactTable .text {font-size:1px !important;} .contactTable .text, .contactTable a, .contactTable img {filter:none !important;} .contactTable .whitetext12 {visibility:hidden;} .bbzV:after { content: "Hybrid Generator"; }table table table td.text div img {visibility:hidden;} table table table td.text div { background-image:url("http://www.planethellokitty.com/myspac e/myspace_background_008_4.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat;} table table table td.text table table div img {visibility:visible;} table table td.text table div, table table table td.text table div { background-image:none;} .bbzV:after { content: "Hybrid Generator"; } |
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My Interests |
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| Laundromats, As Seen On T.V., Taco Sauce, Hostess baked goods | |
I'd like to meet:Rutherford B. Hayes, Regis Filbin, Tom Jones, Simon "Schlitzie" Metz, Ron Popeil Search for a strip by keyword or by date (i.e. 02/16/02): |
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Music:Liberace, Tom Jones, Miron Floren, Wayne Newton, Ice Cream Trucks |
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Television:Yes |
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Heroes:THE ZIPPY THEME SONG (lyrics by Fred Schneider) Some say he was born on a distant planet 4,538 years ago Others say he was sold for five hundred dollars To a travelling carnival sideshow But all I know is Zippy! He’s the cool in Cool Whip Zippy! He’s the blast in bean dip Watch out! Yow! ‘Cause here he comes A totally modular fellow The maraschino in Jell-o Zippy! What a baby boomer Zippy! He’s a real consumer If the rinse cycle of sorrow is spoilin’ your day There’s a polka-dotted pinhead headin’ your way Yow! Zippy! He put the whiz in the cheese (His life’s a patio of fun) Zippy! A heart as pure as Tastee Freeze (With sunshine and astroturf and loads and loads of Ding Dongs) Zippy! From Levittown to Rigel Zippy! It’s taco sauce and Digel The 24-hour shopping mall is where he’s at Are we having fun yet? Liz and Lonnie yell, "You bet!" Zippy! From Mars to any Main Streeet Zippy! It’s Cap’n Crunch and lunch meat The polka-dotted pinhead that’s workin’ his way In to your artificial hearts today Zippy, Zippy, Zippy... (scat break by Jon Hendricks) Zippy! He put the Dream in the Whip (Exciting as a Day Glo Tilt-a-whirl) His mind’s a polysorbate trip (With sunshine and astroturf and loads and loads of Ding Dongs) Zippy! Why try it, he’ll like it Zippy! Don’t test for safety, he’ll buy it The 24-hour laundromat is where he’s at Socialites from coast-to-coast Even alien game show hosts want Zippy! He’s hot as a wire Zippy! Or a deep fat fryer The polka-dotted pinhead with a ton of glamour Livin’ in the fast lane at the Bowl-A-Rama He’s the pearhead with the pow He’s in the here and now It’s Zippy! Yeah, yeah, yeah, Zippy! It’s Zippy------Yow! Music: Fred Thaler & Janis Siegel (of The Manhatttan Transfer) Lyrics : Fred Schneider (of the B-52's) Additional vocals: Phoebe Snow, Marc Cohen, Fred Thaler and Jon Hendricks (scat) Acoustic piano and synth bass: Fred Thaler Drums: Ray Markowitz |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
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