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 Sarlacc's Profile |
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Imperial punks fuck off. |
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| Location: | pittsburgh, |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | May 30, 2008 (582 days back) |
About Me |
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| Frustrated with the current trends of "grindcore"-influenced pseudo death metal (a la job for a cowboy and see you next tuesday), we, while armed heavily with Seagrams 7 whiskey, went ahead and tried to preserve the roots of fast, heavy punk commonly referred to as grind. We prefer to leave the "core" out of it as to avoid any association with trendy super-metalcore bullshit. And we love Star Wars. And by Star Wars, we mean the original trilogy. This prequel nonsense is ruining everything. ATTENTION BANDS WHO SIT AROUND ADDING PEOPLE ALL DAY: Fuck you, please. And don't bother adding us. Ever. "In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested…over a thousand years." -Philadelphia promoter Sith EP check the blog for ordering info. it's awesome. 1. Intro 2. Give Me My Hand Back 3. Entombment of a Wookie 4. Galactic Empire Administration 5. Lightsaberteeth 6. Palpatine Hunger Force 7. Particles (NASUM COVER) 8. _ be a geek and add this to your page, you asshole. |
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Music:Member Since: 3/12/2007Band Website: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sarlacc Band Members: XranXcoreX - Drums. Blood in throat. (not straight edge by any means.) Jedi McFly - Guitar. Also blood in throat. The Rule of Two states: "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ?Darth Bane It's also a shitty way to try to legitimize a band with only two members. It works, though. Influences: Seagrams 7, Lucasfilm (pre 1998), Crucial Waste, Municipal Unit, sub-par anime, cracked cymbals, Dawn Enemy, Blenderhead. and of course... the Holy Trilogy. Sounds Like: the prequels aren't valid films on any plane of existence. but this is what we're all about. Record Label: Not Relapse or Earache. Or anyone yet. Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Grime / Minimalist) |
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My Blog |
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new album coming, label support would be rad. |
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| we’re sitting on a 29 song album and we really don’t want to do another fucking CD-R album. if anyone (label dudes/dudettes, we’re looking at you) wants to help us out in an effort t... Posted by Sarlacc on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST |
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Sarlacc vs. Sarlacc: The Complete Epic |
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| so here's an entertaining look at the entire chronicle of some lame ass group of child raping shitbags who think that we "truly, madly, deeply suck." they call themselves "Sarlacc." R2's gonna play ba... Posted by Sarlacc on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST |
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dungeons and sarlacc |
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| so. here's an entertaining little story. it's the same story about a dude and a dragon and a princess told by bands of different genres. a Sarlacc section was added by the dude who sent it to us. so t... Posted by Sarlacc on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST |
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Sith lyrics, dudes. |
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| I just want to let everyone know that we are a serious band. Deadly serious.2. Give Me My Hand BackThe Emperor's voiceFills the room as Vader knealsBefore his masterHand amputationsRun in this Jedi fa... Posted by Sarlacc on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST |
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THE SITH EP / MERCH |
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| DUDES... THE SITH EP IS COMPLETE. all the songs on our 'space player are all on the ep. and they're new, kinda. CHECK THAT FUCK OUT. sweet track listing... 1.Intro 2. Give Me My Hand Back 3. Entombmen... Posted by Sarlacc on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST |
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corporate sellouts |
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| so. here's a list of people/organizations that have helped us. and believe me, we're getting tons of money for plugging them here.Spider-Mole Studios (Set to Sound Records) - we recorded the Sith EP t... Posted by Sarlacc on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST |
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LYRICS. yes, Star Wars haikus. read em'. |
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| some of these songs aren't recorded yet. so. here's some shit for you all to look forward to.Indiana Jones and the Jedi Temple of DoomI'm the one who madeThe Kessle Rune in less thanTwelve fucking par... Posted by Sarlacc on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST |
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in need of a real label... |
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| yes. a record label. or cassette label. or any sort of distro. i know that going off our current recordings, that's kind of a lot to ask. but believe me, we're re-recording some current material as we... Posted by Sarlacc on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST |
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about the recordings.... |
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| yeah. they are poop. we were really not-sober. we do plan on going back and re-recording them when we can actually play music. so. we don't really suck. that much.plus the lyrics are all Star Wars hai... Posted by Sarlacc on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST |
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