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Baby Cadence on the way! |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Winder, GEORGIA |
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| Height: | 5' 5" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Oct 5, 2007 (816 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I AM GOING TO BE A MOMMY!!!! IT'S A GIRL!!!!!CADENCE LYNN WILLIAMS DUE NOVEMBER 27, 2007I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Sox. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami and, I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I found my layouts for Myspace on pYzam.com , but they also have really funny pictures ! |
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My Interests |
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Books:School is for fools! :P |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Atlanta |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
My Friends |
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Soon 2 B Daddy Nate Dawg™!!!!, Steve, Chennille, SARA, Sara, Katie, ♥ Aimes ♥, James and Amanda, Winston, AllieKat, Lauren, Miss Kym, M*A*R*C*U*S (The Boss), Leigh, ~*Liz*~, ~Lynsay~, " AmeRicA ", **Heather**, Cassidy {Cannot Wait For Italy!}, Alisi Hafoka, :), M.U.R.N., Leo G, Esty La Chilena, [[Stizzy]], Shawna, Baker !, THE SIREN and her name is STARLENE, Sydney, Andrew, JESSICA, No Longer Silent
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