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 Johnny Soporno's Profile |
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| Age: | 39 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Toronto, Ontario |
| Country: |  Canada |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 24, 2008 (501 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Click on the pic above to visit my Flickr Album_______________________________________________________ NO! _I_AM_NOT_TONY_SOPRANO_ (but someone who looks just like me plays him on TV ;) _______________________________________________________ I'm an established Philanderer, Social Butterfly, and Recovering Comedian.... (That last bit means, when I get the urge to be funny, I'm supposed to call up my C.A. sponsor and we're supposed to go get shitfaced instead....) _______________________________________________________ I wear a LOT of hats; Amongst them are Emotional Baggage Handler, Ego Masseur, Sex Therapist, Techno Geek, Intellectual Pornographer, Cult Deprogrammer, Worthy Playboy, Life Coach, and Action Hero. -- In essence, I am BOTH Bosley AND Charlie. _______________________________________________________ I am an incorrigible punster (I need no incorrigement ;) and basically a sweet, lovable [anatomically complete] Teddybear. I am the sort of guy moms adore! In brief, Mostly Harmless :) _______________________________________________________ I co-produce a Latenight TV show on the Adult Entertainment industry - from porno films to stripclubs, escort agencies to Adult Resorts, we cover it all... Consequently, I'm super-well connected in the Adult Industry. _______________________________________________________ My motto on women is "Take Two, They're Small" and I pluralize 'SPOUSE' as 'SPICE' :) In fact, I looked up MONOGAMY in my family dictionary, and the closest thing I found was some type of wood? _______________________________________________________ I have a Ph.D in Applied Cunnilinguistics and another in Theoretical Fellatio, and I offer Intermediate and Advanced classes in both disciplines to interested pupils. (Contact me for class schedules or private tutorials) _______________________________________________________ I am an ALSO an ordained minister; I'm Arch-Deacon of the First Amalgamated Secular Church and Trustco. (Subgenius) [formerly The First Evilangelical Secular Savings & Loan - we changed our name after the Reagan administration] -- Our Church Creedo: Dicionis Sine Auctoritas (Authority without Responsibility) _______________________________________________________ I divide my time between Toronto, Canada (where I live)Amsterdam, Netherlands(where my offices are) and L.A., NYC, and around Florida... I also frequent numerous other American cities plus Montreal and Vancouver a few times each year for fun :) Give me a reason, and I'll come visit YOU!.. | |
My Interests |
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| I am deeply interested in the all aspects of Human Psychology, most particularily sexuality. My understanding of Human Nature and Behaviour is highly acute after all these years of study, despite my experience being exclusively vicarious (having never actually been a human). | |
I'd like to meet:Porno-Friendly bisexual women; intelligent, funny people; Recovering Mensa members, Geniuses of all descriptions, and Lingerie models.If YOU find me interesting or intriguing, please email me on here - or add me to your Instant Messenger of Preference: I'M JohnnySoporno@hotmail.com, JohnnySoporno@yahoo.com, JohnnySoporno@gmail.com, JohnnySop0rno on AIM (#^% censors won't let me use my own freakin' name! I had to substitute a ZERO for the third 'O') :(Visit HERE to learn how I'm livin' ..!) |
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Music:Good examples of just about every genre... From Rachmaninov to Ice-T, from Steely Dan to The Ramones, I enjoy clever, intricate, and polyrythmic stuff... |
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Movies:TOO MANY TO LIST - I have 1200 DVDs so far, and no end in sight! Among my favourites: Blade Runner, Three Days of the Condor, Fight Club, Seven Samurai, Raiders of the Lost Ark, everything by Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, Stanley Kubrick, and Woody Allen eventually ends up in my collection ;) |
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Television:I don't have a TV, but I LOVE movies - so I have a 13' projection screen and a DVD player... So all I can watch of TV shows are things I can get on DVD :) This is okay, since the only shows I would watch are The Sopranos (just so I can get the lingo down;) Futurama, Family Guy, Sex and the City (so I understand what women REALLY want ;) and classic Star Trek episodes. |
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Books:Atlas Shrugged, Stranger in a Strange Land, Time Enough for Love, Ender's Game, Oscar Wilde stuff, P.J. O'Rourke stuff, and too many others to list. |
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Heroes:Hugh Hefner, J.R. (Bob) Dobbs, Myself... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Toronto / Manhattan |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Lifestyle Guru & Marital Arts Master |
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My Blog |
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Converting Girl Friends into Girlfriends (for Guys) |
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| How can you turn a girl friend into a girlfriend? Many of you have female friends whom you've known for a long-time platonically. However, since you're guys, there have almost certainly been moments... Posted by Johnny Soporno on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Violet Marcell, SS4G, bathory, The Lobstress, marci, Cheryl, Satine Phoenix, Mystique Sopornova, .:.:♥ NADIA ♥:.:., [{( Esti )}], JAYDE, Kayden Kross, Joycey, ☆Mika Tan☆, Roxy Turbo, Bella*, RhondaLee, Carmelita, Barbie Love, Jaye, zoe, Christian Mann, D.sanchez, Ty, steve, Erik Everhard, JUSTIN SYDER, Mohamed Moretta, Psycho, Alexander Kalashnikov, nuno, Hoobie, Anthony, Clifford, Sean Newman, Kevin, Amantes Sunt Amentes, Zan Perrion, Ryan, Bethany[Puppy], DOMONIQUE FLOWERS, Crudo Soy, RUDE WANKUS, BeRnIe MaCk, ♦SuperStella♦, Marina Maywood, Handle of the Month - T - I Go Alves, ACES WILD, Das Auskommen Tot Mädchen Logan James, Azaylia Sen, Sunshine ™, Michele Raven, Gia Ferrera, ashley ♥, Anna Sharpshooter Paratrooper, Johnny Wolf, Jennifer D'Cruz, *** Dirty E ***, Ivy Blue R.I.P. Traci Michaelz <3, Joycey # 2, RICHELLE RYAN, Richie Rich, Ali G, EUPHORIA, Marco, jasmine, D Money, hansome hyena, Ola
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