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 Gary Eller's Profile |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  Congo |
| Height: | 8' 3" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Apr 30, 2008 (614 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating. | |
About Me |
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| I don't understand why God would even bother flooding the Earth, dictating a book or having his kid nailed up (among other things). But there you go.
I'd very much like to be a Scientologist, but I can't afford the dues. I pretend sometimes and throw cans at people at the Walmart. I'd also like to give Satanism a go, but there's something too Ayn Randian about it. Maybe I'll give that Cthulhu guy a go at worship. So long as he eats me last. Zoroastrianism seems kinda cool, what with the Star Trek and Mazda cars connection. Maybe I'll become a Yazidi... I kind of like lettuce, though.. Throughout the years I've sustained a few injuries what has maimed me but the lawsuits and welfare keep me going. |
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My Interests |
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| Astronomy, tweaking other peoples' nipples, philosophy, gaming, porn, pricking people with pins, rock climbing, scaring birds, sci-fi. Not in that order. | |
I'd like to meet:L. Ron Hubbard, Robert Plant, Jesus, Cthulhu, Teller, Batman and Stormy Daniels |
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Music:Classic rock, Kitaro, Gregorian chants, jazz, the theme from Doctor Who, Swedish black metal, "Steam In Cleveland" by Dirty Sanchez and His Rusty Trombone |
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Movies:Lord of the Rings, This is Spinal Tap, Wes Anderson movies, Mösen in Öl, Princess Bride, Stormy Daniels' movies, Immagini di un Convento, Pretty Peaches, Ralph Bakshi movies, Coen brothers movies, Battlefield Earth, Girlfriends Films |
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Television:Sports, MST3k, Lost, Infomercials with Kevin Trudeau, Smallville, Montel, Doctor Who, Simpsons |
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Books:Richard Feynman, Stephen Hawking, Penthouse Letters, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, bathroom stalls, Kurt Vonnegut, Lovecraft, L. Ron Hubbard, Horoscopes, Anton Lavey |
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Heroes:Richard Feynman, Dr. Pepper, anyone that owns a Chanel St. James UR3 Pocket Pal, Green Lantern, Doctor Who, the guy what invented door hinges |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Bujumbura |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Metallurgist |
| Income: | $150,000 to $250,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Deism for fun and profit. |
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| First, a disclaimer: I have no real qualifications to anything. Neither the statements in the title, nor being remotely capable of writing a blog. I consider myself to be a skeptic, and I don't consid... Posted by Gary Eller on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Zoe Britton, Just Donny :), Louie, Jeanie, IMAN, LOLA MALONE, Randy Spears™, Paul, Weird Al Yankovic, Olivia, Sears Tele-Games Video Arcade, Girlfriends Films, Lord Cruise, Mike Gravel Supporters, Leighlani Red, SlipString Drive™, Richard Dawkins, Renata Daninsky a.k.a. Peach [FF™], Richard P. Feynman, Richard Feynman, Viv Thomas, Gia Darling (The Real Transsexual Malibu Barbie), The Retro Videogame Music Show, Stephen King, Critical Critique, Ozzy Osbourne, Jenna, Rebecca, Hillary 2008, Its MARIE.....not Mary...get it right., Kylie Ireland, :: krishna ::, Ann Wilson, EsaFlakita, Bobbi Starr, Ray, Ellie Idol, An Infidel Manifesto, Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago, Lil Miss Wonderful aka Nicole Cassany, Christine, Faye Reagan, Master Hunglo™, Time Flies, Firestorm, Old Chen, Party Like a Pornstar, walt disney's cryogenically frozen head, The Dude, The Big Lebowski, RalphBakshi.com
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