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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | All Up In Ya, Wisconsin |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jul 8, 2009 (176 days back) |
About Me |
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NEWS ITEM - "Female Orgasm" Myth Conclusively Busted Cutting myself is my Anti-Drug NEWS ITEM - Local man accused of nut-hawking Important message for Youtube users NEWS ITEM - Area man disputes title of sitcom Open letter to Tom A cartoon Book Review: All About Little Black Sambo NEWS ITEM - God denies being a pussy Image Comments The Adventures of Swearing Baby and Masturbating Orangutan Potpourri Survey Words and pictures Niche greeting cards Easy predictions Super Nasty Grab Bag Dyno the Rocket Boy vs. the Pubes-on-the-Soap Fairy Why your religion is dumb Bouillabaisse Notes from the campaign trail Stochastic Ask Bobby Knight
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New Development in Tramp Stamp Technology Meaning of Life Discovered; Boredom Ensues Chick's Co-Workers are Bitches Man Questions Bartender's Patriotism, Sexuality Eating Champ in Massive Drug Bust Ask the Dog Whisperer Obama taps FreeCreditReport.com guy for Treasury Sec Blagojevich Reveals True Identity Bush Wins Award Nation's POG Makers Seek Bailout Questionable Quotations Black Guy Breaches Inauguration Security Obama's Honeymoon Period Over Rookie Legislator Told to STFU, Lurk Moar Congress Mandates Cork Dartboards Another Obama Cabinet Setback Really!?! Featuring Doctor HandsomeTeh News in Brief Leaked '24' Script (SPOILERS!) Infographic: LentRush Limbaugh moonlights as... Canseco, McGwire Bonuses Spark Backlash Interview with Doctor Handsome Hot-Plate Tax Increase Takes Effect North Korea Test-Launches Long-Range Missile Obama Meets With Destro |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | La Crosse, Whiskyonsin |
| Religion: | Other |
| Occupation: | Happenin' Hepcat |
My Blog |
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Weekend Caption Contest 8/7/09 |
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| The good news: the judge didn't give me any jail time. The bad news: I'm not allowed anywhere near any Quinceañeras ever again. It's Weekend Caption Contest time!As always, make sure you're familiar... Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:57:00 GMT |
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Finish the joke |
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| "So the president, a douchebag professor, and a racist cop walk into a bar..." Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:46:00 GMT |
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Contest Results 8/3/09 |
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| Yo, bitches. The winner this week is...*Joe* He won by a country mile with this:I just want to put it on record that I violently oppose any autoplay audio in the entries. Joe only gets a pass this ... Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:57:00 GMT |
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Weekend Caption Contest 7/31/09 |
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| I'd really like to see The Passion of the Christ re-dubbed so that the soundtrack is nothing but "Yakety Sax." That would be hilarious. It's Weekend Caption Contest time!As always, make sure you're fa... Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:53:00 GMT |
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Contest Results 7/28/09 |
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| Yeah, I know I'm like a day late posting this. But the good news is, I don't care. The winner this week is...Bob Lorb He won with the entry seen here:Right behind Bob were this entry from Foxy...an... Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:39:00 GMT |
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Weekend Caption Contest 7/24/09 |
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| When people do interviews where they get asked the cliche question, "What's your guiltiest pleasure?" how come nobody ever says, "cocaine?" It's Weekend Caption Contest time!As always, make sure you'r... Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:54:00 GMT |
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Contest Results 7/20/09 |
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| Good shit this week, kids. The winner is...Yours Truly, the Corporate Zombie He won with the entry seen here:I gave my deciding vote to Tyler, but he was actually tied with this entry by Jesse (W-CT... Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:59:00 GMT |
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The Ugly Side of Romance |
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| New post on Sovietdisco.comClick the link or don't. I'm not the boss of you. Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
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Weekend Caption Contest 7/17/09 |
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| So if I have a lifetime ban from all Hardees locations, does that apply to Carl's Jr. too? And really, isn't a lifetime ban for minor poop-throwing kind of excessive? It's Weekend Caption Contest time... Posted by on Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
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Contest Results 7/13/09 |
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| The winner this week is...Foxy He dominated with the entry seen here:Other good ones included:- Dirty Sally - Spokeswoman for Vajayjay - ViriatoDavid Caruso never looked better.- Johnny Dearborne ©... Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:50:00 GMT |
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