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Toby's Profile

I have a huge cock.

Age: 22 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Owings, Maryland
Country: United States United States
Height: 6' 0"
BodyType: Slim / Slender
Zodiac: Leo Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Last Login: Jun 8, 2008 (83 days back)
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About Me

I'm an egotistical bastard with a sense of humor.

My Interests

Playing bass, video games, criticizing your horrible taste in music, reading your emails, terrible movies from the 80's and 90's, and hiding the bodies of hookers from Baltimore.

I'd like to meet:

New people. Why not?

Music:

Anything that makes you want to pick it up.

Movies:

Brave Little Toaster, Attack the Gas Station!, Clerks.

Television:

Caps. Especially when they win. 30 Rock, House, and Ghosthunters. Why Ghosthunters? What's better than a show that's half an hour of talking about how to set up equipment and 20 minutes of generic clips explaining what an EVP is?

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide.

Heroes:

Anyone that follows their dream. Wow, that made me look like a little bitch.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: 8=0000=D
Religion: Atheist
Smoker: No
Drinker: Yes
Children: Undecided
Education: Some college
Occupation: Billiard ninja. I kill snooker pirates.

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My Blog

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I know I may be breaking Blog Protocol Section 17 BS-R on this one (posting a blog a day), but I just don't seem to care right now.  Partially because I've been drinking, and partially because I'...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:13:00 PST

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Some people say I'm crazy.  Others, say I am a man of genius.  My Mom thinks I'm just being ridiculous.  For today, I placed another order at newegg.com.  Most was for someone else...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:27:00 PST

Toot toot

Those of you who know me know for a fact that I am one to NEVER toot my own horn.  If you think I’m talking about masturbating, your wrong!  Get your mind out of the gutter.So I’...
Posted by Toby on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:50:00 PST

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BPD here I come.  I’m starting the process to join the ranks of one of America’s busiest damn police forces.  So if you’re in Baltimore, FUCK YOU!  I’m coming!&n...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:58:00 PST

Phone numbers

Is everyone familiar with the blue screen of death?  You know, the one you get that asks for your Windows 98 CD because of some fucked up file somewhere?  Okay, my phone runs Windows Mobile....
Posted by Toby on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST

Badges and guns

So hurray for me.  Today I went to the new police academy for PG county and I passed my written and physical tests.  Now to fill out a ton of paper work, get a psycological evaluation, a phy...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST

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Oh man, seriously, WOW.  Super Mario Galaxies is a bad ass game.  FOR REALZ.  WITH A Z!  AND FOR ADDED EMPHASIS THERE ARE CAPITAL LETTERS INVOLVED.Other than a massive amount of po...
Posted by Toby on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST

Peeing in the yard, a tutorial for the unexperienced.

Hello and welcome to the wonderful world of peeing in the yard.  I'm your guide Toby Love.  Today I'll give you men (ladies may be reading this, but hopefully it will be for a humorous aspec...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

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Interesting fact about myself:  My birthday is rapidly approaching (next Friday, the 17th).  If you're a regular reader, you probably though I was going to throw in something about my cock a...
Posted by Toby on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:50:00 PST

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Hello everyone that actually reads this (yes, all three of you, HI MOM!).  There is going to be another party that I am getting more and more excited about.  Why?  Because I can get dru...
Posted by Toby on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

My Friends

Justin Quesenberry (M-H), Randy, Joe Parties, ~melissa~, C-Man, Drew™, Elyse, Jay, NOISTEK, ashley, UNCLE DUNK!, cOdY (MaN iT FeeLs GooD To FeeL THiS WaY), Chrissy Cat, FISSION MAILED!, Kate, Liza, Zelda, rach-L, Rose, Jerry, Lyonel, Josh, Kelly, Brittney =], Emma, go on my page and see my new video, Lizard, Tom, DIGITAL CONSPIRACY CREW

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