Fletch's Profile |
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| Age: | 39 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | San Berdu, California |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | Feb 4, 2009 (321 days back) |
About Me |
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| My name is Irwin M Fletcher. I'm an investigative reporter for a Los Angeles paper. You've probably read my stuff under the by-line of Jane Doe. What the hey - it's better than Irwin. For the last three weeks I've been loitering around the beach trying to pass for an amiable minor-league junkie. I don't nod out or drool - it's too obvious. Act like you don't give a crap and you fit right in. In case you haven't guessed yet there's been a lot of drug traffic on the beach. And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No-doze. I'm talking about the hard stuff and a lot of it. I've been trying to find out who's behind it. It hasn't been easy. I don't shower much | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Kareem, Ted Nuggent, Igor Stravinsky, Arnold Babar, Frieda's Boss, Jim Swarthow, Gorddy Liddy, Alredo Garcia,Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman & anybody who hates the Underhills!! If Ted only knew...of course, he doesn't! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Divorced |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | L.A. |
| Occupation: | Newpaper Reporter |
My Blog |
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Fred " the dorf " Dorfman |
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| I had the pleasure of introducing a great man today, a man that most never get to meet. His name was our own Fred Dorfman. Although I wasn't intended to have the honor...I simply couldn't hold it in a... Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:46:00 GMT |
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The Story is Utah, Frank |
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| I'm still working on the beach story when I get a hot tip about a land purchase in Utah, something about Jim Swarthow being a real estate broker...So I go to Frank ask him for a ti... Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:11:00 GMT |
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Oh Come on Guys |
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| It's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course.....hai! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten qua... Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:04:00 GMT |
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The Former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher |
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On the way home today as I pulled up to my palatial imitation apartment building, I noticed the familiar red Oldsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, ESQ., The Attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fle... Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 20:08:00 GMT |
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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot |
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| I had just flew back in town this morning from going to Utah to purchase Frank some more deodorant when a couple of LA's finest planted some heroin on me, after trying to "cop" a feel they hauled me i... Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 00:54:00 GMT |
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My Tennis Game |
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I haven't been playing a while because of these kidney pains. Its probably been a few months since I've been down to the California Raquet Club. I went to see Dr. Dolan about them and we got to... Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 14:49:00 GMT |
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Fletch's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. ted nuggent, igor stravinsky, friedas, jane doe, underhills, drug traffic, m fletcher, robitussin, hard stuff, investigative reporter, dorfman, babar, liddy, doze, drool, minor league, arnold, crap, boss |
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