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 Damien's Profile |
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Cursed Nazarene, I will avenge thy torment |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | HELL, Arizona |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 8' 11" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 25, 2008 (394 days back) |
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About Me |
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click here When the Jews return to Zion And a comet rips the sky The Holy Roman Empire rises And you and I must die. From the eternal sea he rises Creating armies on either shore Turning man against his brother Till man exists no more. Have a nice day! I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of Isis! "This is indeed a disturbing universe!" |
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My Interests |
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I enjoy human sacrifice puppy eating and doing what I can to stop the evil army of ice cream men... terrifying. |
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I'd like to meet:Professor Stephen Hawking, so I could program his voice thingy to say "Ow, my butt hurts!" over and overTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: I have many names from many worlds Birthday: 8/5/1977 BC Birthplace: Atlantis Current Location: In accordance with string theory, I am many places at once Eye Color: Depends on how much blood has been spilled on my shirt Hair Color: Brown... What? It is Height: Small enough to walk under a door, yet large enough to crush a mountain Right Handed or Left Handed: Inner right, my outer right was injured in a cyborg bar brawl Your Heritage: German, amphibion The Shoes You Wore Today: My shoes are in the witness protection program and would be in danger if I revealed this information Your Weakness: System of a Down: prolonged exposure to this particular sonic torture device is fatal for me Your Fears: Clown virus, this epidemic has been ignored far too long Your Perfect Pizza: One that looks and tastes like a steak Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Remembering what I did last year Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!! Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell am I? Your Best Physical Feature: My tail Your Bedtime: Whenever the hell I feel like it, no one's the boss of me! Boy am I tired Your Most Missed Memory: My brother when he used to call and say "Greetings program!" every single time- RIP I miss you, bro! Pepsi or Coke: I wish those two would just fight a gruesome battle and get it over with MacDonalds or Burger King: I am boycotting both these restaurants ever since I heard about their illegal arms sales to Canada Single or Group Dates: Carbon dates are the best Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both cause my molecular composition to become slightly unstable Chocolate or Vanilla: What about strawberry? This question has totally ignored one of the Scooby Doo Ice Cream Phantoms. Plus it's racist Cappuccino or Coffee: I'm jittery enough as it is, I don't need that crap Do you Smoke: Yes, from my ears when I'm really mad Do you Swear: F!@# no. What kind of f$%*ing question is that Do you Sing: Like an angel with no vocal cords Do you Shower Daily: Yes, except when I don't Have you Been in Love: Yes. No jokes since I don't wanna piss off my wife Do you want to go to College: Yes and when I get there I'm going to ring the doorbell and run off Do you want to get Married: Thanks for asking, but I'm afraid I'm already married Do you belive in yourself: Yes... I mean, I think so... maybe... do you mean all the time? Do you get Motion Sickness: Not even when I did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs Do you think you are Attractive: I'm either the best looking guy on the planet or I'm overcompensating for my low self-esteem Are you a Health Freak: Let me think about that over a beer and a cigar Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, except for that day we were all pointing guns at each other Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when they do damage Do you play an Instrument: I don't have to answer that. When's my lawyer coming? In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but it was a special occasion: I woke up In the past month have you Smoked: No, haven't been mad enough In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, the Krispy Kreme dealer cut me off In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes and now I'm broke In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't have enough ammo for that In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I figure it's quicker just to eat plain sugar In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Strangely yes. Spent the next 3 days with my head in the toilet In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes but it wasn't long before Justin Timberlake's security guards caught me In the past month have you been Dumped: Sort of, Alyssa Milano won't take any of my calls but that could mean anything. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Water causes me to melt In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only Christmas Ever been Drunk: Does right now count? Ever been called a Tease: That would imply that I don't put out Ever been Beaten up: Ha! There's no army big enough Ever Shoplifted: Only when I go to a store How do you want to Die: Elephant stampede What do you want to be when you Grow Up: David Hasselhoff What country would you most like to Visit: If I go to another country it will be to conquer. Pray you never see me in your country In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Clear Favourite Hair Color: Green Short or Long Hair: Both on the same head Height: 50 ft Weight: 5 lbs Best Clothing Style: Off Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't count that high... don't worry that could be 1 Number of CDs I own: See previous answer Number of Piercings: I hold the record for piercings at 238,691. I also hold the record for biggest liar Number of Tattoos: One: a Klingon symbol on my right shoulder Number of things in my Past I Regret: See previous answer |
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Music:Progressive rock/metal (Dream Theater, Blind Guardian)melodic death metal (Darkane, Dimmu Borgir, In Flames, Soilwork) symphony (John Williams, Mozart, Tchaikovsky) pre abrasive atmospheric era venusian big band (Bith Alien Band, Max Rebo Band, Gyzernax Quartet) and of course... |
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Movies:Star Wars, although I'm currently undergoing hypnotic therapy to block Jar Jar from my mindanything with excessive amounts of violence PORN! Being male I guess that goes without saying (Tera Patrick... Evan Seinfeld's wife) ...and of course the greatest movie of all time, "Warrior of the Lost World". If you haven't seen this movie you don't deserve to live. To think they gave the Oscar that year to "Terms of Endearment" just makes me want to vomit. |
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Television:Red Dwarf...ACE RIMMER RULES!!! Simpsons, 183 seasons and counting Battlestar Galactica, I'm shocked by how much I love this show and anything on the christian channel, you know, the one that has Kirk Cameron on it talking about how I'm going to hell for listening to evil rock music. Oh yeah and they also show those "Left Behind" movies, also starring Kirk Cameron. |
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Books:Books rot your brain. You think they don't? Harry Potter. That's all I'm saying. |
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Heroes:Even though he always sounds like he's having a stroke, William Shatner will always be the manCobra Commander, always so happy. He laughed after every line Dirk Benedict has been replaced by Katee Sackhoff... deal with it! This guy... His dog and 9-11 conspiracy nuts Why is it you'll believe this without a shred of evidence, yet you constantly criticize Bush for going to war with Iraq without proof of WMDs? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Hometown: | Topeka, KS |
| Occupation: | Antichrist |
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My Blog |
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NEW TARTURIS TRACKS UP!!! |
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| Check out the new Tarturis album: Aria of Fear Part One: a Shadow Behind the Stars
Click the picture below!
click here Also check out the Official Tarturis Fanpage: the only place to hear Machine Upo... Posted by Damien on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:57:00 PST |
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Its NOT ok to be a myspace asshole |
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| Ok look, everyone is entitled to their beliefs& but when your beliefs, views, or personal rules makes you behave in an offensive manner towards others, you may need to re-evaluate your beliefs. As man... Posted by Damien on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:19:00 PST |
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Movie Mob Rule: no one with an IQ over 85 allowed - a review of a review of The Happening |
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| Anyone watch the Reelz channel? If you said no, I'm not surprised. I doubt that many people are even aware of its existence. What was the line from UHF? Something about more people watching the fish t... Posted by Damien on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:37:00 PST |
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Dannys Birthday |
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| I posted this earlier as a bulletin then decided to post it as a blog, since blogs are permanant and bulletins are not. Especially if you have a lot of friends who post a million bulletins a day like ... Posted by Damien on Thu, 22 May 2008 04:51:00 PST |
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A must read for anyone with 2 minutes to spare... |
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| Hello my disciples of the watch.
First of all, thanks to all my new friends for adding me.
I need to make something clear. I do appreciate all the comments I receive, and I enjoy picture comments. How... Posted by Damien on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:42:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Romana, Danny, Ron, s t e v e, TARTURIS, Official Tarturis Fan Page!, Zamiel, Heteromorphic, Τριάς, Electro Juggalo, Pike, John Williams, SATAN, Zombie Jesus, Robot Devil, Anton, H.P.Lovecraft, Cthulhu_Cult, Evil Bert™, PREDATOR, Pinhead, Butterball, Female Cenobite, DJ x CD, Freddy Krueger {First of Myspace and Best}, Jason, Michael Myers, leatherface, Chucky, Jigsaw, Regan Teresa MacNeil, Living Dead, Frankenstein, The Phantom, The Creature, Jesse James, Lord Sauron [Angered], Druwydion Pendragon, Raven Pendragon, Viking Demon, TST, HIBERNIHILUM (gigs wanted / new recordings), That Horny Old Devil, ~ 6 ~ black ~6~ master ~6~S.O.S., Gwen, Damian Thorn, vanilly, Aubrey, 'CHELLE, T, ASSASSIN (official), Jason, mpain[FTDM], ☻*CHIKINKIRA*☻, ~Crazy Insane~, Green Planet, METAL HEAD, Own Your Friends!, LA TRAiCiONERA, L A N A, His Name In Vain, Jackie Rocks♥, robyn *E.D.F*, Abbiss Suicide, Lady Annabel Grey, MARK / FOTOMAN, BAT, LENA LAMORAY MAGAZINE, Teo, Juice™, BLOODBRORUM, CURIOUS is Recording, Méléna, BlackMetalJim, natasbob, Markus Pombinho - NEW SEPULTURA album out soon!!!, Selva, Miss Dark, SnakeNet, Cindy Pucci ™, Cryoflesh.com, Bombshell Brats, Eskey
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