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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that i |
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| Age: | 48 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Flatpoint, New Jersey |
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| Height: | 5' 1" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Sep 8, 2008 (471 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Hello, I'm Jerri Blank and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman. For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. Oh, I did alot of time. My friends were dealers, cons, and 18 karat pimps. I stole the TV...did some more time. But now I'm out of jail, picking up my life exactly where I left off. I'm back in high school, living at home, and discovering all sorts of things about my body. I'm finding out that though the faces have changed, the hassles are just the same. |
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My Interests |
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artificial flowers, barebacking, beavers, blow, blueball, booze, buddah stalin, cheryl ladd, chocolate scabies, copperhead, dutch ovens, donkeys, drugs, ether, flatpoint high fight club, glint, gloryholes, golden showers, good time island, hair pulling, hard-on's, heroin, horror movies, hot fruit, indian burns, jazz music, jerri blank, jizz, key-chain parties, lactating mommas, laughing gas, liberty bells, megawatti, monkeys, nipple tassles, nipple twisters, orlando, peepshows, percoset jimmies, pets, pills, poppers, prison tatoos, pubic hair, ramone(oh Ramone!), redheads, rubbers, rugburn, salty fatty crispies, spitting, std's, strippers, stripping, swallowing, tea bagging, teens, the dirty sanchez, the hole, the pole, tub team, watersports, wedgies, weed |
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I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet EVERYONE!!! I like the pole and the hole.Oh, and Buddah Stalin. He makes me as moist as a snackcake. I want to make his pinky all stinky. |
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Music:Buddah Stalin Rocks!!! He's got the skillz to pay the billz! |
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Books:I've heard these books are pretty good.I'm not much for reading. Reading is for sissies & queers. (Magazine Artwork By: "Jersey" Joe: Joey Martini) |
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Heroes:Who are my Heroes? My influences...Let's see: Lee Harvey Oswald, Tony "Big Tuna" Accardo, Chuckles Manson, and My Daddy My Daddy is my hero!!! My Daddy's dead!!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Flatpoint New Jersey |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Student / "Former" Junkie Whore |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Anyone in the mood for an Ask Jerri ? |
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Steve
Aug 28 2007 3:51P Hi Jerri,My friends in a real pickle. It seems she really pissed off a Big Wig Republican blogger, and now he is going after her with everything he has got.Google this "... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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Ive got something to say! Have YOU been had??? |
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The man of my dreams found ME!!! |
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From:
jrzydave
myspace.com/jrzydave
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Aug 19, 2007 4:06 PM
Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 8/19/2007 1:06:00 PMBody:hey baby your cute. i enjoy taking day t... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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Ask Jerri : Hazy Daze vs. The Old Ball & Chain |
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Bill
http://www.myspace.com/jestervanhalen
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Aug 9, 2007 4:54 PM
Dear Gerri, ...Is there such a thing as 'true' love, or should i just stick to smoking weed and masturbating(... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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Ask Jerri :The First One Who Smelled it, Dealt it |
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Aug 1, 2007 12:48 AMHey Jerri, I've got a question for you. How come it smells so bad when you fart in the shower?
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The Fig Neutrons: Our Science Fair project |
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| Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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Story Time |
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| Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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Ask Jerri : Rejection Is The Greatest Aphrodisiac |
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Rev.Reach..
http://www.myspace.com/t_e_wolfe
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Jul 17, 2007 2:38 PM
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Ask Jerri
Q: How can I get that Certain Someone to notice me and stop ignorin... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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You heard it here first! 'Strangers With Candy' is back on Comedy Central... |
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Strangers with Candy
Is My Daddy Crazy? (304)Jerri learns the value of sanity when Stew, her mo... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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'Ask Jerri' :The Case Of The Cantankerous Corpse |
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Oh Jerri, you're so good at this. I know you can help me. Where is the best place to hide a body? I thought about putting it under the floor, but dismissed that, b... Posted by Ms. Geraldine 'Jerri' Antonia Blank on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST |
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