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 Alan's Profile |
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| Age: | 40 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Jun 10, 2008 (567 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Nice guy, vaguely amusing** honest (sometimes brutally so), trustworthy, reliable (the good kind, not the dull kind), a little more naughty than my friends think and a little less naughty than strangers assume...** I've got a dirty mind and a wicked tongue and am the guest most likely to be invited to a night out with your mother followed by a night out with my girls due to my: a) overwhelming charm and b) ability to turn everything around me into a little puddle of sexual innuendo...but it's all good and, if you've got a cute little Texas mother like mine, yours will never realize what or how much she missed in the conversation** I've recently discovered that, now that I'm a little older (and hopefully a little wiser), when I go out and drink too much, I no longer wake up next to semi-attractive strangers...now I wake up with receipts from Mrs. Field's cookies - always 2, and always chocolate dipped...** Callipygian? yup** not a body nazi...I work out (swim, lift, cardio, hike) like mad, but only so I can eat, date a little and have sex every now and then. Be in some sort of good shape...and able to deter my cravings for sweets towards something better for me (or at least towards something warm that I can cuddle with afterwards)** little girls still look at me like I'm dreamy.** unlike every freakin broad that is trying to be Miss America, I HATE Catcher in the Rye - I think it's a bloody painful thing to read...and I'm a total reader.** i miss loving someone**i have the most remarkable and varied groups of friends you'll ever find. they span the world, and they're each near and dear to my heart. i value these groups of friendships because, despite the masses, they are made predominately of very close relationships with each individual person. remember, I was the 5th grader that would send out 600 christmas cards...and only about 100 in my own little town. my heart is large, but my patience for "fair weather" or flaky "friends" is short. this is my family we're discussing.** pool parties are my downfall...every time. I get excited, I drink too much and then I want to play in the water - a LOT. Nobody enjoys playing in the water as much as me...and it's a little pathetic. At pool parties I'm the drunk 8 yr old.** and lastly...if sex if all you have to offer, I'm not the boy for you...I can pick that up at Ralph's | |
My Interests |
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| Honestly, I'm very easy-going. I like EVERYTHING - and will at least try everything before I decide. I read, watch a lot of movies, give parties, love to try new restaurants, and LOVE to travel - day trips, weekends trips, week trips; anything! | |
I'd like to meet:New friends are ALWAYS welcome. |
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Music:Iggy Pop - Candy |
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Movies:The Red Violin, Kill Bill, The Color Purple, Lord of the Rings (1, 2,&3:), Bring It On, Unconditional Love, Grand Canyon, The Namesake, Juno and OH-SO many more... |
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Television:The CSIs, The Law and Orders, Cashmere Mafia, Cold Case, Heroes, Medium...perhaps I should leave the house for longer periods of time :) - oh god, and Drawn Together - funny funny shit. |
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Books:Poisonwood Bible; Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood; The Sex Lives of Cannibals; Holidays on Ice; The Sun Also Rises; Naked; anything Hemingway; anything Bret Easton Ellis; anything by C.S. Forester; The Lonesome Dove series; David Sedaris; Wally Lamb; Augusten Burroughs, and many, many more |
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Heroes:It's not often that I'll burst into tears, but this did it:Hee Haws Where Oh Where Are You Tonight With Johnny Cash | |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | Independence, Kansas |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | People Person for the Computer Geeks |
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My Blog |
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10,000 BC |
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| Pretty much what the republicans have been teaching all these years: If you put a couple of really hot, white (but dirty) people with really good and whiter-than-white teeth in with a bunch of b... Posted by Alan on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST |
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The Cow Whisperer |
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| I drove 24 hours from Los Angeles to Weatherford, Oklahoma my dad drove the last 5 hours to Independence, Kansas. We got in around 2 in the morning and my dad asked if I wanted to go out to th... Posted by Alan on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST |
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| So I got some new pants...cargo, from Banana Republic...and I decided to wear them today. I threw on a black t-shirt from the same store and went off to work. Standing in line at Starbucks this woman ... Posted by Alan on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:46:00 PST |
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Rant Clarification |
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| I was recently accused of a rant that offended, apparently, everyone in listening distance. So I've got the topic matter and want to clarify the rant.
I'm an online dater, have been for... Posted by Alan on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST |
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Friends - |
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| Dear god I've got amazing friends. Lucky, happy, me. Posted by Alan on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:27:00 PST |
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Resolutions |
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| None. BUT I did quit smoking January 8th, 2006 and THAT wasn't a resolution. So I'm going to have to do something big to keep up with that new-ish trend :)
AND, buried in the hordes of peo... Posted by Alan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Fever Jones, Eric, Haught Wheels, dee, Laura, Shawn Pelofsky, King Taco, Heidi, Aimee, Magnolia, michelle, Dameon, Amy Kuney, Dave, Bandit, lisa, BROOKE WILKES, Ryan, Em, Camille, Herself, L.A. Derby Dolls, Teresa, Erika H, Stuntman Mike, Vicki, Tiffini, grooveva, The Whole 9, Liam, Luis, Pete, Boy About Town, Stephanie, K-ROCK, $HË££¥, Melissa, UPRIGHT CABARET, Deep Dish, ۞Ṃΐ†₵ɧ۞, Jodi
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