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the triumphant return of ashlee adventure

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110% Bona Fide... Top A1 Status

Age: 28 years old
Sex: Female
Location: cleveland, Ohio
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 8"
Zodiac: Taurus Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Last Login: Sep 28, 2007 (828 days back)
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About Me

i am so dirty.

and i'm still tactless. i have two jack russell terriers. i frequently drink alcohol and i compulsively whiten my teeth. my favorite activity at home is watching television, but i also occasionally read or nap. i'm becoming nice again, even though i'm a little intolerant.

i have no kids. having no kids makes me happy. yes, i am aware that if i had a kid, i would have someone whom i could control completely and who would love me endlessly simply because s/he didn't know any better. but i don't need kids for that.

My Interests

alcohol, bars, baseball, beer, bioethics, biomedical ethics, blues, body art, body modification, body piercing, booze, card games, cards, chuck palahniuk, cleveland, cleveland freenet, cooking, darts, david's speed impediment, dogs, drinking, drinking alcohol, empiricism, ethics, euchre, fashion, fiction, fidelity, foreign policy, getting drunk, grafton street pub, hip hop, industrial, jack russell terriers, jazz, kant, law, liquor, live music, loyalty, martinis, mcnamara's public house, meditation, motorcycles, movies, mp3s, music, napping, philosophy, piercing, piercings, pissing people off, playing cards, playing tennis, political science, politics, psychobilly, punk, quakerism, rap music, reading, rock music, rock n roll, rockabilly, school, seinfeld, shoes, sleeping, society of friends, spades, stigmatophilia, strongbow, swimming, tattoos, television, tennis, thai food, three olives, travel, trip hop, trivia, trivia nights at english pubs, truthfulness, vodka, whiskey, writing.

I'd like to meet:

people that aren't missing any teeth. you don't have to have all your teeth - just enough to fill your mouth. taller people, unless you're a bona fide little person.

except... if you are one of those guys that has like 300 friends on here, and 299happen to be girls with pictures of themselves coming out of the shower, i probably won't add you back.

Music:

alt country, bibilical proof of ufos, , cheap trick, chris isaak, elvis presley, etta james, frank sinatra, frantic flattops, garbage, george jones, jay-z, johnny cash, legendary shackshakers, leonard cohen, lil kim, ludacris, madison crawl, of montreal, pixies, pogues, portishead, psychobilly, queens of the stone age, ramones, rancid, reverend horton heat, rockabilly, social distortion, squirrel nut zippers, supersuckers, uncle scratch's gospel revival, weezer.

Movies:

the aristocrats, as good as it gets, back to the future, big fish, boogie nights, bottle rocket, cruel intentions, english patient, fight club, ghost world, house, house of yes, lost in translation, out of sight, private parts, royal tennenbaums, rushmore, secretary, wonder boys.

Television:

30 rock, arrested development, bernie mac show, chappelle show, chris isaak show, city confidential, deadliest catch, history channel programs, insomniac, friends, futurama, law & order, m*a*s*h, my name is earl, northern exposure, office, project runway, seinfeld, sex and the city, simpsons, sopranos, win ben stein's money.
television. all television. yay television.

Books:

all chuck palahniuk books, blink, choke, diary, f scott fitzgerald, fight club, great gatsby (nobody will come to my funeral either), invisible monsters, lullaby, malcolm gladwell, the stand, survivor, the tipping point.
i might start reading for pleasure again. send me book suggestions.

Heroes:

i have a little fish that was supposed to have a year-long life span. he's in a tank that i never, ever clean. i've had this fish for six years now. i respect him for surviving me. max fischer is also my hero.

edit: my little fish has passed on. my cousin carried the fishtank outside when he was redoing the floors, and left it out in the cold. when i came home, the tank was nearly completely frozen. i tried to revive the fish for three days, but it didn't really work out. very upsetting.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Swinger
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: cleveland, ohio, usa
Religion: Other
Smoker: No
Drinker: Yes
Children: I don't want kids
Education: Grad / professional school
Income: Less than $30,000

My Blog

blogging

so i haven't made it on myspace in like, 3 weeks or something?  i'm really falling behind on the internet.  i recommend that everyone call or text rather than e-stalk me.  but i am goin...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

updated calendar

i've updated my calendar with a ton of upcoming shows.  it really goes into august, but it doesn't all appear.  st. patrick's day will be especially fun - everyone should come out!
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

kirk rundstrom passed away

he was a great musician.  very sad.  i'm glad marie and i went to the show just a couple weeks ago. Thu Feb 22 '07 4:52 pm Split Lip Rayfield's Kirk Rundstrom...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

bar admissions: swearing in ceremony

... is monday, november 6th, in columbus.  does anyone want to go with me?  if you want to stay the night in columbus, hotel rooms are cheap.
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

bar exam results

i passed.  unreal.
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

men who marry professional women are 'asking for trouble.'

CNN's headline news today covered an article posted on forbes.com about divorce rates relating to wives with careers.  it's caused quite a stir, and forbes had to retract the article and republis...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:31:00 PST

sabotage!

something happened to me that i never thought would happen.  i bought hair dye at the store a few weeks ago, as per my routine, and today i put some on to touch up the roots.  after about ha...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

the pool is now open

today was official opening day of my pool.  johnny and i kicked the season off by listening to the indians game and drinking poolside.  it's the official start of summer!  (i know, my s...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:00:00 PST

new shows on the calendar

there are some good shows coming up:august 16th: dub is a weapon @ the beachland.  great roots music from new york city.october 3rd: social distortion AND the supersuckers @ the house of blues.&n...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

hooking up

today, while on the phone with phoebe, i used the phrase "hooking up" for the first time in my life.so of course, later in the night, as i met the world famous bull program (aka sean) for cocktails, h...
Posted by the triumphant return of ashlee adventure on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:58:00 PST

My Friends

The Queen of Cleveland, Marie, The Boy Who Sailed Around The World, Julie, Tom, Thomas, Jeremiah, Matt, Clint, Bizarro, Nylon Nymph, The Art of Phoebe Marie, 29, The Safety Dance, Dan Brenner, Cartographer of Hell, (Mrs. Malfunction), Alex, Sxy Momma Allison, Lisa, Mr. Malfunction, Frank, Ro-Bear, sara, Allison, BRENT, Diva-esque, The_Robert, KB, VONNIE ROTTEN ~B*R*R*G~ ROLLING PIN-UP, Marty, edmanwalkin, Lost State of Franklin, Jsin, The Destruction of Cleveland, HELPISNOWHERE

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