Chris's Profile |
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| Age: | 35 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | New Jersey |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Last Login: | Aug 12, 2009 (133 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm an aspiring filmmaker from the place that happiness forgot; New Jersey. Anyway, I run a very small film company called Scumberland Productions, mostly cranking out things that no one should be forced to watch, let alone pay to see. The one thing I do have in spades is a great crew backing me up; My best friend from HS, several college friends and my family. Honestly a director couldn't ask for more and the fact that they don't complain when covered in body paint, damn near stark naked in the dead of winter is quite the bonus. As it stands now I'm mostly making shorts to amuse a core group of people and if something clicks, great. If not I still have the day job. I never intended on having one of these dumb things but at the insistance of a couple people I went ahead and whipped one up, justifying it as need to promote the film gig and recruit people. Don't worry I won't be handing out sweatsuits or punch (mainly because it isn't in the budget yet). Doubt I'll update this much. I plan on using it strictly for film networking. If you happen to be in the Jersey area and handy with a camera or uttering bad dialogue feel free to check SP out. We don't bite; much. Scumberland Productions Oh, and for those trolling for tail...move along, nothing to see here. I have a leading man in my life and with any luck I won't have to worry about being forced into negotiations any time soon. What people have to say about me: BadKidToo- (At birth) I stopped drinking earlier on in the pregnancy; earlier on the day I went into labor with her. Diermuid- (During Highschool) I never thought she was a lesbian, I just assumed she was inactive below the neck. Kcwitch- (in general) Straight and Monogamous, I thought they stopped making her model years ago. |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:A bunch of dead guys: Hunter S. Thompson, Alan Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, Jerry Garcia, Jim Henson, Bob Marley, Chuck Norris (He's been dead for years but the grimreaper is afraid to tell him)If I had my way I would love to direct 'Rum Diary' or 'On the Road'. Unfortunantly RD is slated for release sometime next year via Depp's production company and Coppola has recently secured the rights to OTR. As for actors I'd work with (barring them being complete and total douchbags): John Tuturro, Jean Reno, Christopher Walken, Bruce Campbell, Benecio Del Toro, Lili Taylor, Toni Collette, Clancy Brown, Edward Norton Below is footage I shot the night of October 18th: |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Where's Elmer? |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Slave for the man! |
My Blog |
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48HFP (Pilot) |
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| Thought a few of you might find this interesting:
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Eight Minutes (director's cut) |
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| Here is the final cut of 'Eight Minutes' created for P21 this past August in Philadelphia.
In other news Portrait was granted an IMDb credit back in October:Portrait on IMDbCheck out the ... Posted by on Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:58:00 GMT |
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P21 Screening |
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| The screening of 'Eight Minutes' Will take place next Sunday afternoon (October 4th 3:30pm). Tickets are 8 bucks at the door. Hope to see everyone there.Trailer #1
Trailer #2
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Project Twenty 1 Kicks Off Philadelphia Film Competition - Philadelphia, PA, United States, 191 |
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| http://phillycommunity.streettalkin.com/_Project-T...Project
Twenty 1 Kicks Off Philadelphia Film Competition - Philadelphia, PA, United States, 19106 - streettalkin Video
Shared via AddThis Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:57:00 GMT |
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Project Twenty 1 (starts this Sat) |
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| 21-DAY COMPETITION - OVERVIEWThe 21-Day Filmmaking Competition gives Teams of filmmakers from around the world the opportunity to make short films and animations (up to 10 minutes long) in just 21 day... Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
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Portrait: The short created for the 48HFP Philadelphia |
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Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:57:00 GMT |
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The Codeword CD Release Concert |
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| Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:28:00 GMT |
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The IDC |
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| We are in! Details below.
Dear Scumberland Productions
Congratulations! We have received your entry and you are officiallyregistered for the 2008 International Documentary Challenge!
The Interna... Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:07:00 GMT |
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Toys! |
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| Still no word on the dates for the 48hfp. I assume it has to be any day now as cities are beginning to submit dates. I've been in an unusually good mood the past couple of days (I'll be bl... Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:43:00 GMT |
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Accomplishments |
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| I have none...
Seriously, I feel like I've had a shitload of projects thrown in my lap within the past couple of hours. So here's a quick run down of things that people can jump in on.
This Thu... Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
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