CRUNK
TO BE CRAZY & DRUNK AT THE SAME TIME

♥My boyfriend spoils me. I heart him.
♥I'm not a slut. =) You're a slut. You slutty 1st-date-fucking slut.
♥Good things come in small packes = me = 5'2
♥Acts bitchy but means well, i lie, I don't mean well at ALL, I'm just a bitch. In the most positive connotation, which is a bad ass motherfucker who don't know you, don't like you, and don't gotta know you to not like you.
♥I fuckin curse a whole fuckin lot, can u tell?
♥I wait for the tuesday $1 chicken nuggets.
♥My addictions (AKA: reasons why I go broke): Louis V., Gucci, Coco Chanel, Kevin.
♥My bad habits are: procrastination, procrastination, and procrastination.
♥Most would call me wild, I call myself free-spirited (its more poetic)
♥I'm random. No reallie, I am.
♥I hate bitches. If you have a coochie get away from me.
♥Don't get me wrong, down ass girls are cool, but i hate the ugly conceited ones.
♥And for the record I am not conceited, just anti-fucking-social so stop tryin to talk to me DAMNIT!
♥I like to tear up my clothes this a way and that a way to make it look HIPPER!
♥I'm in love with mocha and caramel (if you don't know, now you know, they're my kitties)
♥If you wanna challenge me in any sort way or form, bring it bitch.
♥Most don't interest me, too mediocre.
♥I can probably figure you inside and out within 5 minutes of meeting you.
♥I'm awesome
♥People who talk shit about me secretly love me. They just mask their fear of rejection with animosity. U too girls.
♥I hate myspace, it gets me in trouble.
♥I'm so lazy, I don't like to move, but yet i will walk around the house looking for the remote for half an hour instead of changing it at the TV.
♥ I call my acquaintances "babe" or "girl" and my real friendz "bitch" or "whore"...ain't it beautiful
♥ i hate guys who spit "game"...SHUT THE FUCK UP already...you're gay...ur words might work with hoez but not with a lady faggot.
♥and tip for the men...the real road to a lady's heart is her STOMACH so take her out to eat a bunch of times and she'll loveeee you. Huh? baby =)
♥and another thing, never make someone a priority if all you are to them is an option, make them your slave.
♥my trademark: "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'RE OFFENDED"
♥So in the words of lady sovereign, "If you love me than, thank you, if you hate me then, FUCC you"
♥And the rest was history.

♥

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
-Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, alterior motives;
-Be kind anyway.

If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies;
-Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
-Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
-Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
-Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
-Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
-Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the end, it is between you and God;
-It was never between you and them anyway.

♥

Stick a dicc in ur ear & fucc wut u heard cuz u d0n't kn0 shit ab0ut me.