Flannel Boat's Profile |
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| Last Login: | Jul 22, 2009 (151 days back) |
About Me |
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| The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it....Harry Krishna has five E.P's available for FREE if asked nicely. They are distributed by the HK production label 'Made-Up Music'.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 | |
My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 18/05/2007Band Website: http://www.bebo.com/man-in-shed Band Members: meself Influences: food, herbs, wine, creaks in the door Sounds Like: what i hear in my noggin HARRY KRISHNA Record Label: Made-up Music Type of Label: Major |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Folk Rock / Ambient / Zouk) |
My Blog |
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| So I'm rappelling
down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just
falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I
realize, "Holy shit, Darragh, haven't you been... Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 09:16:00 GMT |
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