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josephgwardyak

joseph's Profile

Age: 91 years old
Sex: Male
Location: virginia beach, Virginia
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 6"
BodyType: Average
Zodiac: Gemini Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
Last Login: Nov 21, 2007 (737 days back)
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About Me

HI!!! I just got out of the US Navy and i'm sort of just taking a break from things before i go out and get a job and go to school.

My Interests

reading(in all categories),music,movies,getting in to shape(my default body type is somewhere between bhudda and mr.potato head),newshound(i scrapbook articles/pics that catch my eye),writing(author of several bad short stories and screenplays), drinking(a lot),sitting around doing nothing(might very well be my #1 interest), acting like an idiot around women(a close #2).I've also recently picked up a ukelele....and oh yeah i play poker alot.

I'd like to meet:

thomas pynchon,tom dellilo, daniel woodrell,tom waits,johnny depp, william gaddis, dave attell, gong li, chow yan-fat, and lots of others. You know the usual mix of authors,directors,and actors/actresses. I'd also like to remeet some old friends from the past if i ever get the chance.

Music:

supergrass,the vines,arctic monkey,kings of leon,shins,papa roach,classic rock and heavy metal,talib kweli,kanye west, johnny cash, waylon jennings, the donnas,anything 80's,bad religion,the replacements,better than ezra,blink182,bright eyes,chevelle,corrosion of conformity,death cab for cutie,deftones,eagles of death metal,elvis costello,good charlotte,gram parsons,iron maiden,jet,kasabian,led zeppelin,,los lonely boys,the mars volta,marvelous 3,mastadon,the dillinger escape plan,modest mouse,mos def,my chemical romance,NIN,opeth,queens of the stone age,radiohead,red hot chili peppers,ryan adams,saliva,snow patrol,son volt,wilco,the sounds,stereophonics.....and many,many more.

Movies:

i'm a recovering movie addict.I'll keep it to just 3 or i'll be here all day debating and second guessing myself. The maltese falcon,sanjuro,and memento.

Television:

i like the oldies. Hawaii 5-0(jack lords is my god).rockford files,incredible hulk,kung fu,the dinosaurs,the a-team. some newer stuff.the pretender,arrested development,monk,the cop shows(law and order,etc.).i hate reality tv. For some reason i've been watching a lot of a cartoons lately. the family guy,venture bros,aquateenhunger force(go ahead and sue me).probably all signs pointing towards a mental crack up of mediocre proportions....oh yeah anykind of documentary that purports to teach you something about science or nature.

Books:

JR(william gaddis),gravity's rainbow(pynchon),Achille's shield, the tides of war,1984,one flew over the cuckoo's nest,atlas shrugged,lord of the flies,great expectations,pride and prejudice,the idiot,crime and punishment,mao2(delillo), anything by phillip dick,the razor's edge,matchstickmen,hotplastic,anything on history,science, and current affairs, some memoirs and bios, red sorghum,sci-fi operas(alastair reynolds,etc.), and the occasional fantasy crap.

Heroes:

my parents and grand parents. Lee trevino,lee marvin,and bruce lee.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Doraville,GA
Religion: Other
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Education: Post grad
Income: Less than $30,000

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My Blog

latest happenings

yeah....i bought some used video games, i got my UGA Bachelor's framed in a fancy getup....i had scary job interviews with applied materials and micron technologies....i summarily dispatched my resume...
Posted by joseph on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:14:00 PST

yesterday....

i slept in....screwed around try'n to figure out the internet functions on my new razor phone(a failure)......i went out to borders(bought some sci-fi novel), ate at Bangkok garden(ok, but i think the...
Posted by joseph on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:44:00 PST

networking sites

i wasted 1/2 a day setting up profiles and putzing around on some other sites....facebook wuz so-so......livejournal, i don't know what to say about it......digg looks like it could be fun if i ever f...
Posted by joseph on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST

chillax’n

i want to thank everyone for paying their taxes so i can collect unemployment insurance.....=]
Posted by joseph on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

ODU

i went on a tour of ODU. it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.....maybe.
Posted by joseph on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:59:00 PST

ipod wars

i did that wma to itunes crap again today. what a pain in the ass.
Posted by joseph on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

washing dishes...

it took me longer to clean the pots and dishes i used to make hawaiian fried rice/taco rissootto, then it took me to actually cook it.
Posted by joseph on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:53:00 PST

roadkill

i ran over 'possums and a beaver within the last week.
Posted by joseph on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:50:00 PST

potluck stew....

yeah....i destroyed the kitchen...i wuz aiming fer fried rice......it turned into stew....on a hunch i added taco seasoning......i ended up with what i call Taco Rissotto.....did i say i destroyed the...
Posted by joseph on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:38:00 PST

collecting unemployment...=]

.....is fuck'n great!!!!....=]
Posted by joseph on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

My Friends

Jack D. Ripper, Animal Mother, Winston Churchill, The Swedish Chef, Travis Bickle™, James Stewart, James Cagney, Hank, Colonel Kilgore, Humphrey Bogart, Jack Carter, Conan the Barbarian, Rita Hayworth, Katharine Hepburn, Audrey, Jane Russell, Henry Rollins, Charlie Murphy, the young ones, Stephen Colbert, Mastodon, Incubus, NORMA JEAN, Ryan Adams, Jeff, Lois McMaster Bujold, The Dean Koontz Fanspace, Chuck Palahniuk, New Scientist, Darfur Action Network, Buddy Christ!, U.S.A., Kings Of Leon, Fionn Regan, Lucinda Williams, Tegan and Sara, CLIVE BARKER, Neal Asher, Terry Goodkind, Steven Brust, Jasmine tyme, Nikki's Husband, •♥• Mz. Understood •♥•, eggs benedict, Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE, Laurence Olivier, courtney twatkins., MAPLE., julianna, wilber magilacuddy, Chau Van Truong - THE NAISA MAFIA - book/film, sara, Patrice Lumumba, BROWNSUGAR, wc fields, guise, kazumi*, Doctor Strangelove, kt, hachi, Mishey Mo-Shell, Dan, Karen 'How Quick The Sun Can Drop Away..', Joe, Bob Levinson, Laurie, Jakki, Doug, Jesi, Her Navy Guy, agnese, Venus Redux [CMR DJ], The Budd Dwyer Suicide Fan Club

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doraville ga, religion, dave attell, mastadon, son volt, thomas pynchon, sanjuro, eagles of death metal, gong li, daniel woodrell, maltese falcon, corrosion of conformity, scrapbook articles, marvelous 3, gram parsons, william gaddis, bhudda, ill be here, rockford files, here all day
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