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 John Holmes's Profile |
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| Age: | 63 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | ASHVILLE, Ohio |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Dec 6, 2007 (757 days back) |
About Me |
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| My name is John Holmes a.k.a. Johnny Wadd. I am a former porn star from the 1970's and 1980's. I did time in prison for my involvement in the Wonderland murders in 1981. I have had sex with about 3,000 women although I like to claim that I have had sex with 20,000 women. I am always looking for someone to snort some coke with, shoot some heroin with, or have sex with. Just beware of my AIDS infection! More Funny Stuff at GOYK.COM |
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My Interests |
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Heroes:[Caption.iT - Text Generators] TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey Name: John Holmes Birthday: August 8, 1944 Birthplace: Ashville, Ohio Current Location: Hell Eye Color: Brown, but they turn red when I get high Hair Color: Brown Height: unsure, but my dick is 14 inches long Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: unsure The Shoes You Wore Today: none becuase I was naked all day Your Weakness: I love drugs Your Fears: erectile dysfunction Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fuck a lot of women Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what is an instant messenger? Thoughts First Waking Up: I wanna fuck! Your Best Physical Feature: my 14 in dick Your Bedtime: After sex Your Most Missed Memory: starring ing porn films Pepsi or Coke: Coke of course! I also like heroin too! MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds Single or Group Dates: orgy is fun, but so is one on one sex Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, but I've fucked both Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: Yes Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: no Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: no I am a high school drop out and have a good job as a drug rep on the streets of LA Do you want to get Married: I was Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: yes and so do the women Are you a Health Freak: no Do you get along with your Parents: no Do you like Thunderstorms: no Do you play an Instrument: no In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: yes In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes and I have also eaten pussy In the past month have you been on Stage: yes In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes Ever been Drunk: yes Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: yes Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: I already died of AIDS What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I was a porn star back in the day What country would you most like to Visit: Any country that has lots of drugs and sex In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: any Favourite Hair Color: any Short or Long Hair: either Height: any Weight: any Best Clothing Style: naked Number of Drugs I have taken: a lot Number of CDs I own: none Number of Piercings: none Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Ashville, Ohio |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | Porn Star, Drug Dealer, Gay Prostitute |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Friends |
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Ron Jeremy, Howard Stern, Satan, PEE WEE, Richard Simmons, GAY BIGFOOT, Zombie Lesbian Cannibal Hitler, AIDS, Dancing Jesus, JABBA THE SLUTT, I=C=E=M=A=N, OJ, It's Dr. Phil Motherfuckers, John Gotti, Bobby B, Sexual Harrassment Panda, Pablo Escobar, Rodney King, CrackHead, Osama Gay Laden, Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mr. Saddam Hussein, Monica, Bill Pimpin, Michael Jackson, Stalinbot, Hef, trojan, The Shocker, Santa Claus, The Hoff, Bob Ross, Dean Smith, Chewbacca, Paris Hilton Zombie, Vagina Lady, GIRLS GONE WILD, Supergirl, JETHRO LEDBETTER, Rob, Harry Sacks, My mom is a cum dumpster, Gama benzeno, Real Male Celebs, Wade, Pussaliah, Crazy Floyd, THE BAD SEED, BIG JAKE ROBERTS, Ricardo Mountablonde© R.A.B, Nathan, Hellen Keller can't read this, ☆║▌║█║▌║☆, David A., sextoymaniac.com, Tortoise the Great, Plan The Love God, ROBO FUCKIN' COP, Ol' Fisty, Anita Shaifmahboosh, Delete, Schwanz Wonder
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