Bark's Profile |
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| Age: | 69 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
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| Height: | 3' 0" |
| Last Login: | May 19, 2009 (218 days back) |
About Me |
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| Bark is the UK's premier pamphlet. Bark appears infrequently, when you most need it, the arrows in your quiver as you battle with the twits. A cover price of £1.25 enables us to keep our biscuit choices open as we craft. Would you begrudge us a better quality dunk? If you fancy a portion, send us a message and we'll see you right. Bark pamphlet through your postbox. That's real nifty, Sport! | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Merv |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
My Blog |
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Issue 6 - Out Now |
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| Hello Pamphlet Fans!Drop us a message QUICK if you'd like a copy of Issue 6 pre-Christmas. Better than any other present you'll give this year*.
* Apart from Lego
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:55:00 GMT |
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Six of the best |
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| Hullo, unfashionable Myspace stalwarts!The Bark team gathers this very evening for an Issue 6 honing session and, once again, the hands of time tick around to pamphlet-o'clock.We have identified ... Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:37:00 GMT |
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Important questions du jour |
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| Does Usain Bolt tuck it into his sock?*Nicely!*his medal
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
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Pick a card, any card... |
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| ...chances are it'll cost you the best part of three quid! Ooof, the price of cards today, eh? You what? Pamphlets on the other hand - more than reasonably priced.To summarise - Greetings cards,... Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
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Issue 5 - hiatus (short) |
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| Slight cock up re the printing of Issue 5.Fear not - we're talking days not decades.Thanks to those that have sent their £1.25. Magnificent examples.Right-ho!
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:29:00 GMT |
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Issue 5 - bloomin’ close! |
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| We're nearly there!Those of you requiring a copy would do well to drop us a line - and sharpish.An exciting new price of £1.25 should leave you all oh-so-satisfied. So much better than 'free', don't y... Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:47:00 GMT |
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Jeremy Paxman’s undercrackers |
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| The long-faced Paxman has been in the press complaining about M&S underwear.
"They don't provide enough support" he grumbled.
Our advice?
Next time, Jeremy, try the men's section.
Ni... Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:48:00 GMT |
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Bubye Christmas Bonus Issue |
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| No - actually a blessed relief that our target of 200 friends by December has been missed by such a wide, wide margin. Nowhere near it. Miles off. Really, no matter. A Christmas bonus issue would have... Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:13:00 GMT |
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Bark Christmas challenge! |
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| Dear pamphlet fans,How's this for a proposition? If, between you, you can bring enough new friend requests to tip us over the 200 friends mark before December 1st, we'll put a little Christmas surpris... Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:32:00 GMT |
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Issue 4 - Details - Haywards Heath |
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| Important announcement.
Bark Issue 4 is imminent. For residents of Haywards Heath, the cost will be an extremely reasonable £1.29
Rest assured, Bark remains FREE OF CHARGE for all other... Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:01:00 GMT |
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