Maude's Profile |
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God will get you for that, Walter! |
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| Age: | 39 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | NEW JERSEY |
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| Last Login: | May 4, 2007 (976 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Pull up a chair and stay a while! Florida just put on a pot of coffee and Walter won't be home for ages! I am a liberated seventies chick. Your Political ProfileOverall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You? Your Icecream Flavour is... Neopolitan! You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind! What is your Icecream Flavour? Find out at Go Quiz Gee...Who knew? What Famous Leader Are You? personality tests by similarminds.com You Are 60% Weird You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You? You Passed the US Citizenship Test Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low Level 2 (Lustful) High Level 3 (Gluttonous) High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate Level 7 (Violent) Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test I am 10% Idiot. .. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the Idiot Test @ FualiDotCom I created my free contact table with the |
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My Interests |
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Occult, tarot cards, sweet and salty snack foods(LOL!) wine(White Merlot is fabu!)laughing, going online and reading message boards, gossip, shopping. |
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I'd like to meet:Try to keep it 18 and over, please! My cousin Edith and possibly Mel Torme. Archie can stay home and watch the game. Mike is welcome, but Gloria has to stay very quiet and not whimper. God, I miss Florida... |
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Music:Green Day, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, No Doubt, Coldplay, etc. |
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Movies:Anything John Waters-Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, etc. Indie Stuff, Classic Noir, especially Joan Crawford/Bette Davis 1940's/50's era. Exploitation, Slasher, just plain cheesey B-Movies, Drive-In, Horror flicks, cult classics. Wizard of Oz, A Clockwork Orange.Here's some of my favs! |
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Television:Six Feet Under(**Sobs** Why Nate? WHY?)Oz Seinfeld The Odd Couple The Simpsons Twilight Zone (The OLD B and W eps! Not the newer remakes.) South Park Kids In The Hall Old soaps- Dallas, Dynasty, Knots Landing (Thank God for Soapnet! Plus, some current ones- All My Children, One Life To Live, General Hospital) Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, House, Prison Break, Arrested Development. |
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Books:Stephen King is doG- anything by S.K. He's a guilty pleasure. Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale. Nora Ephron's Crazy Salad, Heartburn. |
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Heroes:Margaret Sanger, Susan B. Anthony. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Grew up in Queens, NY- Now in NJ! |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Nagging Harpie |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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If You Got Deleted By Me- Read This! |
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| With all of the spamming and viruses going on, I have been deleting hacked accounts left and right. It's nothing personal, but if your account sent me a bunch of spam, or phishing stuff, that's why yo... Posted by Maude on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST |
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BEFORE posting a comment, READ THIS! |
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| I really do appreciate comments from my friends. Funny pics, jokes, saying ''Hello!'', ''Have a Great Weeekend!'', etc. are just great. There's just one thing- PLEASE do not post spam, or those ''Find... Posted by Maude on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST |
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Just So You Know-I am NOT really Bea Arthur, Maude or Dorothy Zbornak- |
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| Didn't think I'd actually have to post this- I am NOT really the actress Bea Arthur, or any of the characters she's played. I never said that I was. I am simply a fan. This page is a work of fic... Posted by Maude on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST |
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Winter Blahs |
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| So, it's January and I'm depressed. It's not even really that cold- it's just the lack of sunlight. It gets dark so early, around 4:30-5PM. I think that I have Seasonal Depression Disorder. I feel bla... Posted by Maude on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST |
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My Toe Hurts |
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| It really does. It's killing me. I think it may be an ingrown nail. Ouch. Posted by Maude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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A.Fetus, The Goat, GOATFLAVOR, Johnny, Florida, Patsy, Patsy Stone, Neely O'hara, Ester Goldberg, Junito, Z-Man, Mrs. Robinson, Andrea now 10% more mystifying, Gay George, edna, Dolly Parton, Joan Crawford, Commercials I Hate !, Edith Massey, Endora, Bette Davis, John Waters Fan Page, Mrs. Archie Bunker ♥, Archie Bunker, linkdigger, Anita, Stepher, Joni, grammafoxy, Marky Munster ®™, Nurse Ratched, Bob the Mick, Disco Demon, Sharon, Brat, LINDA, ALWAYSCHERRY, Milfred the Chicken, Tattoo, ICEPAC 666, Fencepost Frank, QUILTMAN, That is sooo hot!, JOEL, J I double M Y pop Go!, Janet From Another Planet Maday, valkyrie, ~Serena~ *Miss Cosmos 1969*, Luigi Valentino Will Come to the RESCUE!, e_looney (in loving memory of debra ), Kimberlina, Dread Central, Scott, Elizabeth Carpenter, WAFFLELAND!, ~BABY BOOMER~
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