This is our cache of the profile last indexed on Thursday, July 03, 2008. Visit MySpace for updated profile. MySpaceProfiles.org is a search engine that indexes publicly available profile information from MySpace for convenient searching and display. If you are the author of this profile and do not wish to display it here please click here.
 The Pop Whores's Profile |
|
WE ARE WHAT BEER SOUNDS LIKE |
|
| Location: | Birmingham Beer City, Alabama |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jul 2, 2008 (514 days back) |
About Me |
|
My Interests |
|
Music:Member Since: 6/30/2007Band Website: This is it! Congratulations!!! Band Members: THE POP WHORES ARE: Pop Whore 3: Alkie 'The Hype Can' Known for his brave, yet tender, performance earning him the "best feathered livestock juggler in western europe" award at the 2002 livestock fair in portugal. It is not known what he does in the band and several of the band members insist they do not know him. Pop Whore 2: Suzy Pop Whore 'Banging The Skins & Laying Down The Rythm' The Pop Whores drummer is best known for her talents with nail guns, whipped cream, and spatulas. These talents are important to the pop whores vision and painstakingly yet delicately & tastefully added to each show. Pop Whore 1: Johnny Pop Whore 'Making Sweet Love To The Guitar & The Microphone' Pop Whore 1 is a brutal taskmaster who constantly drinks cheap beer in a paper bag and talks to himself - mostly about 'the old days' Influences: WE ARE ALWAYS UNDER THE INFLUENCE... 1 Miller High Life 2 Schlitz 3 Old Style 4 Pabst Blue Ribbon 5 Old Milwaukee 6 Colt 45 7 Milwaukee's Best 8 Magnum 9 King Cobra 10 Anything in a 40 oz and... the Misfits, Eddie Cochran, the Ramones, Buddy Holly, AC/DC, Sonic Youth, Black Flag, the Pixies, Mr. Bungle, The Beastie Boys, Syrup, Dewy Cox etc. also... Richard Pryor, R. Crumb, Office Space, Fight Club, Cartoons, Gary Coleman & Willis, Skateboards, Mr. T, Cookies, Cake, Ice Cream etc. SOME THINGS I DON'T LIKE... Neil Diamond, Death, Winger, Taxes, Brittney Spears, Constipation, REO Speedwagon, Having A Ruptured Appendix, Yanni, Politicians, Def Leppard, Environmental Disasters, New Kids On The Block, Poison Ivy, Oak and Sumak, Bon Jovi, Totaling Your Car, EMO, Vomit, MTV, Insurance Companies, Michael Bolton, Mosquitos, Mariah Carey, Telemarketers, Poison (Both Kinds), Flies, Jimmy Buffet, Salespeople, INXS, Ticks, Bobby Brown, Fleas, Leaches, Bed Bugs, New Country, Food Poisoning, Christian Rock, Boils and Blisters, Soft Rock etc. HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL POP ARTIST... The secret to mixing your influences and coming up with something special and original, says Pop Whore 1, is to take several influences like, say Neil Diamond and imagine him spanking a christian rock artist with a spatula while Yanni plays a pan flute cover of a Slayer song. Then you've got something special that people can really feel. Here's how all the magic started kids ... pop whore number 1 met pop whore number 2 and pop whore number 3 in the year *&^%$_+=* in a nearby galaxy on a planet called beer. As the vital beer resource began to dry up, the fearless trio set their sights on earth, noting it's abundance of great beers such as schlitz, old style and pbr and fine malt liquors such as king cobra and colt 45. Their mission is to hypnotize the inhabitants of earth using beer powered amps and malt liquor powered microphones in order conquer the earth's beer supply. This heroic trio also share a love of listening to James Brown naked, defecating on Neil Diamond albums and engaging in various forms of pyromania with Britney Spears memorabilia. That's how they roll. Several arrests, a jar of peanut butter and many cases of beer later the LP You'll Take It and You'll Like It was born. Hits like The Pussy Whip, Warm Beer Sucks, Fun With Fun Bags and Too Drunk to Care became standard classics in Armenia, Cuba and Iceland as well as on planet %$@!~(7). To date The Pop Whores have sold 33,784,583,069 Records which is really impressive considering the fact that the World Population is only around 6.6 Billion. That means that every person on the planet owns an average of 5 Pop Whores Albums. That is also very impressive considering the fact that The Pop Whores have only released one Album at this time. Many fans are not satisfied with only one recording and own The Pop Whores "You'll Take It and You'll Like It" album on Record, 8-track, Cassette, Compact Disc and Mp-3, decifering the subtle differences and aguing the merits of hearing The Pop Whores in each format. The Pop Whores are not merely satisfied with selling billions of records, being intergalactic heroes and icons to legions of fans and groupies, they sincerely want you to Grab a 12-Pack and Enjoy listening to The Pop Whores on your favorite format!!!!! Sounds Like: Electric Beer. The Lp is called: You'll Take It and You'll Like It. Record Label: unsigned Type of Label: None |
|
My Background and Lifestyle |
|
| Occupation: | Music Artist (Garage / Experimental / Punk) |
My Pictures |
|
       |
|
My Blog |
|
What Beer Sounds Like |
|
| We sound exactly like Electric beer. Beer Amplified. All of the amps, instruments and vocals are Beer Powered. That's what it looks like, too. If you like Beer, go see the Pop Whores and find out what... Posted by The Pop Whores on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:01:00 PST |
|
My Friends |
|
|
Satan, Miller High Life™, Ruben Studdard, CRACKWHORE SWEETHEARTS, the tragic city rollers, Unknown Hinson, Olde English "800" Malt Liquor, Ninja Academy, Mike Patton, Free The Hops, The Moldy Peaches Fanpage, PBR, S.T. Gulik (official), MISFITS, Schlitz Beer, Neil Diamond, John Zorn, Kay O'Hara, BeerAdvocate, Dynamiticus, Matt hates the box, BAKA YARO!!!, The Banditos, Ms Monster, brash & sincere, Marilyn Monroe, virgin splits, THRASHER MAGAZINE, The Pregnancy, Brian, DEVO, Melvins, The Munsters, Pinups for Pups, MELT-BANANA, Necroanal, BOB E, BAND-IT Magazine, rosalind, Lockbody !L0Ckb0dY! !!!LOCKBODY!!!, HIT & RUN, Viola, Empress of Moldovia, Speedealer, JennyKorn, LEADERDOG, Falstaff Beer, The Chainsaw Mafia, THE BRAINS, TEMPORAL SLUTS, The Leeches (Lp out now!!!!), Mikhail:, valKORE, Shaun Judah, michelle, Bret, Marv Hammerman, Stoned Cobra, The F’n A-holes, Stefani, artist of all things creative, Broken Cherry, Step Aside, kyle farmer, Hayden, Jo-Jo is definitely dead or seriously lost, Hermans Billiards 334-794-7877, NECROFALLUS, New Age Heretic [NEW SONG added], Grayson Capps, NO MACHINE, Steel City Booking, Load World Comics
The Pop Whores has 554 friends (72 shown). Click here to add The Pop Whores as a friend. |
|
Tags |
|
|
The Pop Whores's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. pop whore, r crumb, mr bungle, ruptured appendix, eddie cochran, reo speedwagon, colt 45, gary coleman, dewy cox, king cobra, beer city, space fight, poison ivy, europe award, cheap beer, environmental disasters, old milwaukee, nail guns, miller high life, sumak |
|
