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 Jess's Profile |
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I Love How Thou Fucks Me |
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| Age: | 21 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Arvada, Colorado |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 2" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2008 (100 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends. | |
About Me |
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| "Love is giving someone the power to hurt you, but trusting them not to."Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™
Seven Deadly Sins Survey: Wrath Who did you last get angry with? Probably some dick wad customer What is your weapon of choice? My legs...they're dangerous Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If he deserved it How about the same sex? If she deserved it Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I'm really not sure What is your pet peeve? There are so many of them, we'd be here forever Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? There are only a few people I hate and I can never forgive Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? I do whatever I'm supposed to do...most of the time What is the latest you've ever woken up? Like 4:30ish Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Allison What is the last lame excuse that you made? Don't know Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? None Gluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Either Starbucks or Keva Juice Are you a meat eater? Yes...how does that relate to gluttony? What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 4 drinks Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Yup Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Yup Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Sweets and salty foods Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? NO! I'm not a cannibal...again what does this have to do with gluttony? Greed How many credit cards do you own? One credit card and one debit card If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Finish school and buy a house Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Nope Pride What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Up to now...graduating high school What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Probably the above answer What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Graduating college, getting married, having kids, growing old with the man I love Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No Have you ever cheated to get a better score? No What did you do today that you're proud of? I didn't let retard customers upset me too much Lust How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Anywhere between 10-15 How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? Probably about the same, maybe 20 Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? No What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? On a guy...below the belt...*wink wink* Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Yes Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No Envy What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nothing...I like what I have Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Duncan...his room needs more personality...I'm afraid what he would do to my room though If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Johnny Depp's girlfriend Have you ever been cheated on? Yes Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Huh? What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Huh? What deadly sin... Do you do the most often? Lust Do you do the least often? Greed Is your favorite to act on? Lust Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.comfound this love layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments .. adopt your own virtual pet! You are Bettie Page Girl next door with a wild streak You're a famous beauty - with unique look And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You? Love by ruby mae Your name Your partner You two are Soulmates Your meeting was by Chance He/She is your Soulmate You are his/her Best friend Your love will Last for all eternity Truly Original Survey: Would you do this? 1. Join the Military or the Mob? The Mob. I'm Italian...It only seems logical. 2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? Yes. No one deserves to get away with murder. 3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? No way. I like working too much and porn isn't my thing. 4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out? Cheating is wrong and I would never do that...again. 5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry? Go hungry. What if... 1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose? I have the right to choose. I'm the one who's going to be carrying it around for nine months. If he wants me to get rid of it he can just pack his bags and leave. 2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around? Nope. 3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them? It would depend on who my partner was. 4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it? No way. Being in shock after doing that would kill me anyways. 5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you? No. I love my family too much to save strangers. Yes or No 1. Have you had cyber-sex? Nope. 2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner? Maybe. 3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed? If they sucked then yes. 4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on? No. 5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them? Hell no. What do you think? 1. Gay marriage is wrong? No it's not. 2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend? Of course. 3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent? Duh. 4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy? No. Fuck him. 5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them? I will after the funeral. Finale! 1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention? Probably. 2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? Help. 3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person? Maybe. 4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings? Truth. 5. Do you think this survey was truly original? Sorta. Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com |
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.. adopt your own virtual pet! Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality? |
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Music:Create yours at BlingyBlob.com! Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||||||| 53% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||||||||||| 43% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||| 16% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||||||||| 36% Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43% Romantic |||||||||||| 43% Avoidant |||||| 30% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50% Wealth |||||| 23% Dependency |||||||||| 36% Change averse |||||||||||| 43% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70% Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56% Peter pan complex |||||| 23% Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70% Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50% Histrionic |||||| 23% Paranoia |||||||||||| 50% Vanity |||||| 30% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63% Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test personality tests by similarminds.com |
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Television:Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!) Phoebe You are a little crazy and whacko but you are truely admired!! Everyone loves your goofy personality in you!! Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test |
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Books:You're a Romantic Kisser For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You? How You Are In Love You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You give completely and unconditionally in relationships. You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Colorado Springs |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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May You Have A Guilty Conscious The Rest Of Your Life |
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| So here's the dealio. I was heading home from school today after my Sociology class. They closed the campus early because it was like blizzarding outside. So anyways, I'm driving down Powers going a d... Posted by Elmo on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST |
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What I've Done |
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| In this farewell,There's no blood,There's no alibi.'Cause I've drawn regret,From the truth,Of a thousand lies.So let mercy come,And wash away&What I've Done.I'll face myself,To cross out what I've bec... Posted by Elmo on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST |
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Angry, Disgruntled Customer Nearly Causes Concussion |
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| So I meant to blog this last night but then Duncan called and I told him the story but forgot to blog it. So here we go. Yesterday I get to work and it's pretty dead. BLAH! Well, not even an hour afte... Posted by Elmo on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST |
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Death by Garage Door...Part II |
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| Well I realized last night after writing the first part to this blog that I completely forgot to explain my title and yes, it has meaning this time. So this is why there is a part two to "Death by Gar... Posted by Elmo on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST |
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Death By Garage Door |
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| So my week has been pretty eventful. Monday definitely was a Monday. I was schedule 9-5 but only worked until like 3 because we were so fucking slow. This entire week has been dead apparently. Today w... Posted by Elmo on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST |
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It's What You Do Me |
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| Hey there DelilahWhat's it like in New York City?I'm a thousand miles awayBut girl tonight you look so prettyYes you doTime Square can't shine as bright as youI swear it's trueHey there DelilahDon't y... Posted by Elmo on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST |
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Rain Rain Go Away |
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| Take a photograph,It'll be the last,Not a dollar or a crowd could ever keep me here,I don't have a pastI just have a chance,Not a family or honest plea remains to say,Rain rain go away,Come again anot... Posted by Elmo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST |
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Promises |
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| *I WROTE THIS FOREVER AGO. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOOK BY THE TIME I WAS DONE WITH IT BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED. HERE'S WHAT I DID WRITE. ENJOY.*As I stared outside watching the storm, my heart felt lone... Posted by Elmo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST |
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Fly Over Me Evil Angel |
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| Well, tonight has indeed been eventful. Bryan and I have gotten into yet another argument. I'm just so fucking frustrated. I don't think I can take much more of any of this. This is at least the third... Posted by Elmo on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST |
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It's Amazing How Free I Feel |
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| Well, the day has just begun and I've already had a lot of shit to do and it has all been accomplished. I got up at about 7:30 to take Chris to school. After that I went and got an oil change cuz I de... Posted by Elmo on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST |
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Duncan, jeska, So scared, so un-prepared, Steph, I Am The Ambassador, Amyness, {∞}, Nikki, blaqgame9, mariechen, Luke, Katy, Hy Bound, ~Laura~, Coleoptera, Jania, Thatoneguy, Chrissy, Guatemala or bust!, don't tell, Jessi, Im only human..., This is my happy face, Nun-Nun, M.J., Tiffany, Jen
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