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So underground even we don't know about us! |
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| Location: | Portland, Oregon |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jun 7, 2008 (567 days back) |
About Me |
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| Ninjas W/Syringes ..
Ninjas W/ Promo Video Ninjas W/ Syringes Add to My Profile | More Videos Born of llama and mortal man, Ninjas W/ Syringes emerged from a research facility somewhere near Nelson, BC in the summer of 1943. Originally designed as sex robots, they were also equipped with advanced healing factors, heat vision, and super strength. As WW2 worsened the trio was recruited by the American government to fight against the Nazi campaign in Europe, but they totally got lost on the way and ended up in what they thought to be modern day Iran. Assuming odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington and BJ Busy Bottoms, the dasterdly erect duo earned modest wages scavaging under the clever guises - riverboat gamblers! In an atttempt to sleep in the VIP suites, the two befriended Commander Borthwick, dasterdley mariner of the seven seas (as well as 5 or 6 small rivers.) Fully manned as a trio of sexiness and w/ the seas to their backs and nayly a penny of pence to their name they spent several booze soaked years frolicking for the barren hillsides for elder-berries and eventually navigated the I-5 north until one fine day they happened upon a quiet town beside a river. The similingly queer unit instantly fell in love with the many bridges and wonderful bowling alleys Portland had to offer. Matty D. was the first to start writing songs, churning out Pop-Punk classics such as "Happy" and "Ninja Gaiden Is Hard." After multiple bank robbery indictments and pending litigation involving vehicular man-slaughter, Alex began collaborating with the D, writing new material and performing terribly in front of 3 sometimes even 4 people at a time! Now they are on they laws side, fighting crime and playing shows making the world safe and getting tons of sweet suculant juicy ass in the process. Old or young, man or woman, fat and ugly -no hole is too big or small to be safe from: Ninjas W/ Syringes ... When the lights are off. Support us supporting these people supporting us because we support you! (Supporting us) ... COPY & PASTE THIS SELF SERVING HTML CODE FOR A SYRINGE ON YOUR PAGE! CRAM THIS TASTELESS BANNER UP YOUR PAGE'S FUN HOLE! 1,000 YEARS AGO IN THE FUTURE THEY USED THIS BANNER .. |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 7/14/2005Band Website: Purevolume.com/NinjasWithSyringes Band Members: Influences: Men Gone Wild. M.C. Hammer. Bea Arther. LemonParty.org Sounds Like: Download some of our love music here and maybe here But mostly here @ CD Baby How Tony Danza must feel. Record Label: No Pants Records LLC Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Punk / Rock / Comedy) |
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My Blog |
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BEHOLD! The Internet! |
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| Gotcha' Bitch!As if it hasn't done enough for the world, The Internet brings us up to date movie times, current events, occasional pornography, and Lou Dobbs! But now you can actually order goods in e... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:51:00 PST |
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PREMATURE: NWS Full Length CD is here! |
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| PREMATURE - Ninjas W/ Syringes debut full length album out now!
12 Tracks of whack ass fully mastered Ninjas W/ Syringes songs are back from pressing !If you want to pick up a copy, hit us up! We'l... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST |
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SNOWBAORDING SUCK TOUR: SPRING 2008! |
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| ..>..>Mar 17 2008 9:00P ..> Sundance Saloon Payette, Idaho ... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:24:00 PST |
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March 8th Hawthorne Theatre TOUR kickoff & CD RELEASE show! |
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| Ninjas W/ Syringes is throwing our first (Possible) CD Release show March 8th, a Saturday night, at the Hawthonre Theatre on 39th & Hawthorne in conjunction w/ No Pants Entertainment & HTE las... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST |
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Ninjas W/ Dancing Syringes Contest?! |
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| Ninjas W/ Dancing Syringes Contest? WTF?That's right. Today marks an all time low as a feutile attempt to boost sales and rally consumer interest, we're announcing our first fan artist submissio... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST |
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Ninjas W/ Friends who may have Syringes |
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| Hello, Internet! We're changing up our friend system - only on the Myspace. From this day forward Ninjas W/ Syringes will be featuring a Top 8 system based on rotation, promoting bands and clubs... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST |
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Ninjas W/ The Times |
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| We've been asked by a great deal of patrons as to the where abouts of Johnny G, effectionaly known as Sleazy J. Johnny G is no longer a member of NWS. Johnny has chosen to persue oth... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:27:00 PST |
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Ninjas W/ Annals |
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| Below is an old bio in quotes, it's been replaced by a far more superior and sexually enhanced bio. This is more for historic record keeping in the Ninjas 'Annals to anals.' ..."Ninjas W/Syringe... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST |
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Ninjas W/ NEW Songs: Premature EP! |
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| Ninjas W/ NEW Recordings.Alex, Johnny & Matt spent June 8-10 2007 @ Camp David handcrafting 6 new gems for our EP: Premature!They include:Pedofeelya'LipsPlan BNo MotoShitdick& MelismaJust for ... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:24:00 PST |
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Ninjas W/ Results |
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| After alot of toil and hard work Ninjas manages to come up victorious as proudly displayed in this previous bulletin:"Ninjas pulled 1st at the PSU Battle of The Bands today.The prize was a show at The... Posted by NINJAS WITH SYRINGES on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:58:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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MxPx, No Pants Entertainment, CAMP DAVID STUDIOS, Cravedog CD & DVD Manufacturing, Stick Figure Army™, Chin Up Rocky, Raise the Bridges, Drawback, The Hawthorne Theatre, Hit The Switch, Viva La Luna, NOFX, Crazy Jay, Sdiglio, Shawn, conor state champion, Ryan, Robert Greene, trublsm, BILLY JOE BREWER III, Sam, alicia., Ally, Sasha., Lynsie Lee., Cynthia, Ryu-chan, Tragikomik, Your Life And Mine [@ Diesel June 29! Get Tix!], WhiteRoom, giL, AM 970, A Public Infection, WITT, lolaa beann, Waiting For Another Heartache, M. Natasha, psicosis, La Juerga Padre, D.O.M., Punk Pop Fave, Pimple, gugs, Anarcho Joe, Hollow Point, val-in-a-box, Kyle, The Mutineers
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