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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LA CROSSE, Wisconsin |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | Mar 7, 2009 (290 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| Pure black and death and grind metal til i die!!!! And on a serious note, whoever stole my lunch money better watch their back!! I'm a fairly easy dude to get along with, I like short walks by the beach, a nice gallon of merlot, and a well medium rare raw steak with mustard and mayonnaise. I enjoy the lesser things in life and hate the finer things. Once I found a penny and kept it. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. I like to challenge skunks to pissing duels. Love is the fart Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most. Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water. I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling! Never play leap frog with a unicorn. There are two words I hate: Don't and Stop...Unless those words are spoken together. |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:I would definetely like to meet Samoth, Trym, Destructhor and Secthdamon and especially Bard G. (Faust) Eithun. Ihsahn would be cool, Attila Csihar. Someone i could share my life with that wouldn't fuck me over or lie to me or betray me, and one who could enjoy my music or at least tolerate it! Galder, Frost, Satyr, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Trey Azagthoth, Pete Sandoval, Tucker and Vincent, Erik Rutan, and people smarter and more more talented than me (leaves a lot of room)! And rest their souls, Chuck Schuldiner and Dimebag! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | SAN DIEGO |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Dildo Molder |
My Blog |
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Not Sure! |
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| I woke up this morning, that's it so far! Peace! Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 10:20:00 GMT |
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A GREAT PICTURE |
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| FUCK THANKSGIVING! Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 23:03:00 GMT |
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Total Domination |
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| you know that feeling you get from total domination, i so have that feeling right now, so, bow down before me! Ha i fucking rule! Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:43:00 GMT |
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Life Lessons |
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| Women's English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this lat... Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:04:00 GMT |
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Lifes Mysteries |
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| We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rulesfrom the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these areall numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Y... Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:53:00 GMT |
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WHERE’S MY BEER |
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| I WOKE UP TODAY LISTENED TO SOME WHORECORE, PSYCROPTIC, ART 238, AND FOUND A KICK ASS NEW BAND: FUNEBRIA! CHECK THEM OUT! AND I'M OUT OF BEER! AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
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