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 San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for Presid's Profile |
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You wanta tazer in the eye? |
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| Age: | 33 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | San Jose, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 8' 9" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 5, 2007 (489 days back) |
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About Me |
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| We drink and ride and snatch purses from the innocent! We bbq roadkill and throw rocks at children! We listen to offensive music at 4 a.m. while doing wheelies down the street! Public urination is a must! We are the leaders of the revolution! Rejoice Children for we shall rule ..This profile was edited with Brads MySpace Profile Editor | |
My Interests |
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| Skidding, wheelies, bike polo, jousting, harboring an anti-fossil fuel sentiment, wheel building, throwing milk cartons into ceiling fans, vinyl,turntables,brewing, truing, bbq'in and chewing, beating things with a stick! | |
I'd like to meet:inanimate objects at a high rate of speed with a deep connection to my face. other alcoholic ex-bike mechanics with a sense of humor. a small tribe in a jungle somewhere that would worship me as a god. Fritz Maytag for his yummy beer.I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 ! adopt your own virtual pet! |
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Music:Music serves a different purpose to everyone, but I do hate this young country nonsence. But remeber-Weslie Willis is a God! |
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Movies:Pink Flamingos, Man Bites Dog, Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, Tsui HArk's Blade, Hellraiser, Paint Your Wagon (Clint Eastwood Singing! Fuck Ya!, Star Wars, Waiting, Rad!, Shit (Jackass before Jackass)How to make a the san jose road rashers and tea society Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 5 parts crazyiness 1 part beauty Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little sadness if desired! Username: Personality cocktail From Go-Quiz.com |
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Television:Sifl and Ollie, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Real Sex, Cathouse, The Tick, No Reservations, A Cook's Tour (I CRAVE SHEEP BALLS!), Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Venture Brothers, Cops, Bob Roll being the only real guy on OLN. |
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Books:Hustler, Barely Legal, The Warrior Class, Bike, Dirt Rag, The Homebrewers Handbook, The Art of Wheel Building, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead, The Apocalypse HandbookYou scored as Anarchism. Anarchism 83% Green 75% Socialist 75% Democrat 75% Fascism 58% Republican 33% Communism 25% Nazi 0% What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? created with QuizFarm.com |
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Heroes:Don Novello, Lazlo Toth, Father Guido Sarducci, Girlvynl, the caveman that invented the wheel, Jacquie Phelan, whoever invented the doggie door, Mike Ferrintino, Hunter, and the clever mind behind this-------------------------------Dear President Bush:Congratulations on doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18.22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.However, I do need some advice from you regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how best to follow them.1. Leviticus 25.44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21.7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Leviticus 15.19-24). The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord. (Leviticus 1.9) The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35.2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Leviticus 11.10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?7. Leviticus 21.20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus 19.27. How should they die?9. I know from Leviticus 11.6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. May I still play football if I wear gloves?10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Leviticus 24.10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Leviticus 20.14)I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.Yours truly, An Inquiring SupporterP.S. I look forward to your answers because there are a number of other issues that I'd like to get settled as soon as you've enlightened me on these ... Thanks again. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --Which Tim Burton character are you? Pee-Wee Herman There's a lot of things about me you don't know. Things you couldn't know. Things you shouldn't know. Click Here to Take This Quiz Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -- Your Penis Name Is... Mr. Potato Head Penis Name Generator |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | San Jose |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Vagabond |
| Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Open Bar |
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| There was a time that the phrase "Open Bar" was as if God itself spoke the truth of the universe in my ear while hading me the deed to my private island. Shit, it was a challeng. How open ... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST |
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Cracklins part deux |
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In case anyone is dumb as I am-
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Mac's Pork CracklinsBag Sizes: 2.5oz and 6oz Flavors: Plain, Hot & Spicy, Salt & Vinegar, Salsa Lime and Fat Back Pork cracklins are another favor... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:30:00 PST |
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Mac's Salsa Limon Chicharrones |
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| Thought, what the hell, I'm going to eat something new on the truck today.
The Cracklins have caught my eye, since I've seen how they are made by Okies on Dirty Jobs, so common sense said, "Eat some C... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:26:00 PST |
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Maybe there is a God |
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| Hahahahahahahahaha!hahahahaha!
"LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell founder of the Moral Majority and the face of the religious right in the 1980s was in "gravely serious" condition Tue... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:15:00 PST |
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Truly a wonderful thing |
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| Pulled you in, didn't I? Truth be told, I have nothing to say. Not that's any different than usual. Oh, here's a thought! Nope, lost it. Just have to take a crap is all. Mons... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:16:00 PST |
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SHIT MAN! |
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| Yelp, This week was a crapper. Tech has failed me, big time. Or, I'm just too backwards for tech. laptop=toast (thank you microsoft vista bugs) tower... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST |
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Anna Nicole Smith part deux |
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| Croaked on sleeping pills.
Hahahahahahha! Wohooo! hahaha! Dumb bitch.That'll learn her to take too much dope..
Thankfully Darwin is right on the ball with this one. Too bad that shal... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST |
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True Irish don't need a reason t'drink |
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| So, I drank at a british pub. I observed a lot of folk ordering "irish car bombs". The bartenders were a bit offended. So was I. I'm irish. Very irish. Except... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST |
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vicoden, wine and one hand typing |
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| Interesting weekend. Went snowboarding. Beautiful day. Eighty fucking Degrees. Nice sunburn. I am a shitty snowboarder. The wife was once pro, but me, shitty.... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:04:00 PST |
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NAHMBS Pictures |
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| So, here are the pics that were not too blury. As you can see, I fancy the utilitarain type bikes. Them's be fun. Cross is big too. The Calfee's are neato and the Soulcrafts, welp, ... Posted by San Jose Road Rashers & Tea Society for President on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST |
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