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 Jay's Profile |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Last Login: | May 21, 2009 (226 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I'm a musician and an abstract painter. I'm also a corporate slave, which supports my habit of buying cheap colorful guitars that are made in Korea. I'm a proactive procrastinator who has accomplished a few things, while not accomplishing many other things. I'm also a hopeless romantic, which is quite hopeless.Currently working on music for both of my bands, Crown of Patience and Headphone Intercourse. Music is my love in life, nothing brings the emotions out more than music. I will hopefully have a finished album for Crown of Patience sometime in 2009.I'm shy when I first meet someone, but open up about 30 seconds later. I call it pre-stage fright. Not knowing what to say when you don't know someone, basic communication malfunction, but only for 29 seconds. After that most people look for the duck tape or a muzzle.About women, which I list several times in my interests. Well without women what would I do, join a Village People cover band, never. Women inspire me to write dramatic music. While some inspire me to drink. Either way I'm happy, drinking or writing music or both.About the earth, it's round, looks like a single butt cheek that is missing its other half, which leaves us in the crevasse (gorge, chasm, ravine, gulch, crack). It's a complicated, confusing, huge butt cheek floating in the universe on a journey to find it's missing half, possibly named Uranus.About my car, the Dodge Magnum or Manwagon (not to be confused with the Village People cover band). For years women have fought for equal rights and we gave them the mini van and station wagons, which ended up being driven by husbands and soccer moms. Well Dodge wanted to reverse the equal rights of men and women, so they developed the Dodge Magnum, looks like a hearse wagon suv muscle car thing that requires testerone (nuts, ballz, huevos, earl grey tea bags) to drive.About cats, i love cats, i love most animals, but cats are the best, because they are like little purring self cleaning people who will always be there for you, but sometimes might not be in the mood for unconditional love. Dogs are cool, but they resemble dumb football players, whereas cats are like that girl that plays hard to get, but eventually caves in.Well that's me and my madness of randomness or that's me when I have too much sugar in my diet. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Robert Smith, Tim Powles, Dave Attell, Steve Severin, Johnny Depp, Porl Thompson, Robin Williams, Simon Gallup, George Carlin, Simon Gallup, Meg Ryan, Dave Attell, Milla Jovovich, Val Kilmer, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Izzard, Bill Maher, Alana Evans, August Night, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Nicole Kidman, Aubrey Addams, Christian Bale, Sativa Rose, Lisa Marie, Dana Dearmond, Alexa Jordan, Brad Pitt, Missy Stone, George Clooney, Jenny Hendrix, Bree Barrett, Adriana Nicole, Will Ferrell, Daisy Marie, Belladonna, Kinzie Kenner, Scarlett Johansson ,Tiffany Rayne, Chuck Norris & Christy Brinkley with their thighmaster |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Palatine |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Feminine Hygiene Products Tester |
My Blog |
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Religion Gone Bad Part I |
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| So two Christian high school girls basketball teams played an interesting game last week in Texas, which is the lovely state that brought us our first mentally handicapped President. The score was 10... Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:57:00 GMT |
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Athlete Worship The Sacrificial Speedo Syndrome |
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| Okay, so Michael Phelps can swim faster than anyone that competed in the Olympic games this year in beautiful sunny vacation like China. What does it really mean to be the fastest swimmer though... Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:11:00 GMT |
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The Divided States of America Different Definitions of Freedom in America |
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| Why is it that the value of an American, a human being differs from state to state? Why is it that my neighbor can vote against my preferences, my personal choices in life that only impact my pe... Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
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The Presidential Masturdebate Jerking the Country and Pinching the Economy Dry |
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| I usually stay out of politics as I drive a not so environmentally friendly vehicle, rarely read the newspaper, don't watch CNN, never use my health insurance, don't have any children and I don't play... Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:59:00 GMT |
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Joy Inside Me - Poem, Lyrics |
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| The sky started crying down on me
I thought to look up, but I thought of you
The rain was slipping down my face
I thought it was tears again
But it just was the rain, drowning the joy inside me... Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:40:00 GMT |
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Only Sometimes - Poem, Lyrics |
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| Every night I fall into to you, wishing things, things for two
Every night I fade into to you, but feel the emptiness of the moon
Everyday the sun shines less, I seem to get little or no rest
... Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:28:00 GMT |
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Spirit Catcher - Poem, Lyrics |
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| Have you ever been on your last leg
Feeling, wondering if your sanity had seen its last day
Your fountain of hope, which lost its youth
And the rhythm of your heart now slow and blue
When everything's... Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
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Shades of Heaven - Poem, Lyrics |
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| Last dance, last dance in the valley, so blue sometimes, tell me the truth
My face, blind in a crowded room, I don't know, know why I love you
But so proud to fall, deep into you, no false goodbyes, o... Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
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The Joys of Being Dumped |
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| What's with all of the tears, all the drama, it's not the end of the world when someone decides you're not worthy of their time, love, dark secrets, bad habits, public embarrassments and years of abus... Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:21:00 GMT |
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Dating for Guys |
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| Dating for guys is like being a dog chasing cars on the expressway, catching just one could take all of your time and strength and when you do finally catch up to that car huffing and puffing and tire... Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
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