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 HAM's Profile |
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I will make your mouth water and your waist larger |
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| Age: | 71 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Hog's Head, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 8" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Feb 16, 2008 (234 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating and Serious Relationships. | |
About Me |
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| I used to be a living breathing animal until i was mercilessly slaughtered for consumption by humans. I am at optimal tastiness when glazed. I am also excellent with breakfast sandwiches and omelettes. | |
My Interests |
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| Clogging arteries, making obese people more obese | |
I'd like to meet:Fat people to eat me. Other foods for no strings attached hookups! |
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Music:Ham cannot hear |
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Movies:Ham would say porky's but the name was deceiving! |
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Television:No eyes + no ears = no tv |
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Books:Ham cannot read |
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Heroes:People who will eat me and enjoy my favorful juices. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Mostly the waist and thighs |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | Foodstuff |
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My Friends |
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Pabst, Swedish Fish, Tots, burrito!!, KFC Chicken Mashed Potato Bowl, Hot Fries, Lamington, www.PressButtonReceiveBa.cn, DR.CHAMOMO AKA THE FOOD BANDIT, Pat, ♥ ξιaίηe ♥ Squeal Baby ♥, DIMEHEAD, Mactonite, christina, HOGHONEY, Ginger Sweet, Piggies 'n Pancakes, Caraly, Balthasar, amicodibase ® (BASEMEMUCHO!), Transmartha, IRON PIG BBQ and STEW, Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society, Helen, Nut Poppers, Kobi, DocAvid, )-(olly, IlVileNorman, orangeleo, United States, Angel of Meat, the WOOHOO™, Debera, TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links, Starvation Station, Momma's Turtletopia of Links
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