Crooked Monkey's Profile |
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Livin the dream |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Bethesda, MARYLAND |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Apr 16, 2008 (571 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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WELCOME TO CROOKED MONKEY.We're at: WWW.CROOKEDMONKEY.COMSo what is Crooked Monkey? We ask ourselves that everyday. We believe that there's a little Crooked Monkey in all of us. So if you have a better idea, please POST!!! How do we come up with our shirts? A little help from our friends. Who are we? Fun loving, chill guys. We just graduated from college and wanted to do something that no one else has ever done before--so we started a t-shirt company. Give us a mental image Ok. Think Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers--middle-aged, still living in our parents basement, love meat-loaf, and we regularly go to funerals to mack chicks--except were 23. Oh, oh oh... I want C Monkey tees I'm glad you do. You can find them at about 250 stores across the country. Or you can check out our online store at www.crookedmonkey.com How do you get such beautiful babes to model for you? Well , you can check out some of our models on our my space pictures page, or check the rest of them out on our website. Can we be friends with benefits? I thought you'd never ask. You get a 20% discount by using the promo code: "my space" If you'd like to model for us, message us and we'll talk. New Holiday T-shirts! For boys And girls!! CLICK ON THE PICTURES TO GO TO THE WEBSITE! As you can tell, we have girls and guys tees. They're all zingers. |
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My Interests |
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| Making people look good and having fun doing it
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I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet up with Big Bird and take him with us out to the bars. Imagine that, walking into a bar with good old big bird. You're bound to get some heads turning, and probably a free bar tab. |
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Music:Welcome to the jungle, Jungle boogie.... and other jungle/monkey related music. |
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Books:Where's Waldo I Where's Waldo II Where's Waldo III |
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Heroes:The monkey. He makes people laugh. He makes people cry (only if they're already crying). And he helps people dress better. He's an all around nice guy. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Potomac, MD |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Mascot for Crooked Monkey |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Interested in being a Crooked Monkey model? |
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| Interested in helping the Crooked Monkey team? We have been getting a lot of positive feedback from our fans about the t-shirts, and a lot of you have been wondering if you could model our t-shirts.W... Posted by Crooked Monkey on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST |
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We're gonna be featured in GQ! |
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| Incredible news!Our "Livin' the dream" shirt will be featured in an upcoming issue of GQ magazine.Ridiculous, I know! Posted by Crooked Monkey on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:23:00 PST |
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New girls shirt: Good things come in small packages |
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| New girls shirt:
Click here to get one for yourself... Posted by Crooked Monkey on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:43:00 PST |
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New guys shirt: Master Debater |
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| Our newest shirt:
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahaha
Click here to get one for yourself ... Posted by Crooked Monkey on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST |
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Awesome news |
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| We just got back from our trip to Vegas. F**** amazing! Three words.... Lord and Taylor! This is by far the biggest order we've ever got. And I'm not sure how to describe the Vegas nights... but craz... Posted by Crooked Monkey on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:59:00 PST |
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Our first fashion show |
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| We've had a really exciting last few days here at Crooked Monkey. We presented at our first big convention in New York. Everyone laughed so hard when they saw our shirts. And that translates to ... Posted by Crooked Monkey on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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