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ANTI SOCIAL MUSIC BY ANTI SOCIAL PEOPLE |
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| Location: | Somewhere in Nowhere, |
| Country: |  Germany |
| Last Login: | Jul 24, 2008 (491 days back) |
About Me |
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The story begins in 1990, during the gulf war. Al Dahmer and Jerry Baker - both soldiers - got in the same tank team, and became good mates. However, they got an idea, to form a band and kick some fucking ass. And they didn’t want to play some pussy metal like Manowar, no, they wanted to combine sickness, hardness and melody and call it “melodic deathgrind”. But after the gulf war ended, they didn’t see each other for many years. 2001, after the wife of Jerry died, because her plane crashed in a tower, Jerry was very depressed. So he decided to get drunk and commit suicide. But before that, he wanted to see more of the USA and traveled across the whole land, until he came in LA. Jerry thought, that he finished his trip and went in the next bar, he saw. When he was right in front of the door, it opened and Al Dahmer flew out – because he started a fight in the bar - and landed on Jerry. At first – they didn’t recognize each other – they started a fight again, but when Jerry strangled Al, he looked him in his eyes and recognized him. They started to laugh and went up, to go to another bar. They found one, got in, got 2 beers and started to talk about what happened since they last met. Al felt very sorry about Jerry‘s wife, not only because, Jerry’s a good friend, but Al’s wife died in a car crash, after she was driving home from the hospital, where she got a successful cancer operation. They decided to OD and since they wanted to do it in style, they went to Holland. They were driving around – a “little” high – when all the sudden some guy jumped in front of their car. They started cracking up and decided “this is gonna be our drummer!”. So they picked him up and went to the next coffee shop, where they found out, that he was a son of a lumberjack and he could play drums very well. His name was Tomas Schmit and he was a junkie. After they all got drunk, they decided to go to Tomas’ house and practice in his garage for the band. In the same evening they got their first gig under the name “Emo Slaughtering Blastbeat Machine”. After they fucked many groupies, a French guy came up to them and said “You are not as good as you think. By the way, I AM emo, so leave me alone, you don’t understand”. The three guys looked at each other, then looked at the French emo kid and said: “You suck!” So they grabbed him, raped him and forced him to fuck a socket. After he was dead, they decided the name sucked as well, so they changed it to “Anal Socketfuckers”, but thought that was boring and put a “Napalm” in the name. The result was “Anal Napalm Socketfuckers”. Because the Dutch police was looking for them, and the USA just sucked, they decided to go to Vietnam. 2007, After they recorded their first album “You Suck”, they went to Germany, because many Vietnamese people thought the word “napalm” wasn’t all that fitting and because everyone just sucked. In early 2008 the Socketfuckers recorded their second asskick armageddon album named "You All Suck". With 13 genocidal tracks it was released on June 13th 2008. Promote ANSF, or you're fucked... with steelcap boots... by ANSF... Al, Jerry and Tomas Support? Put it everywhere, you can. Yeah, no please, no thx, no suck my nuts... but we are the ANSF and you don't suck, as long as you make advertisement or stuff like that... no wait, you still suck. Gig? Or just want our cocks right up your ass? Mail us to: ansf666@web.de For YouTubers: http://www.youtube.com/user/AnalNapalmSocketFuck SUBSCRIBE OR DIE! FREE album download (Click on album covers for FREE download) Anal Napalm Socketfuckers - You Suck (2007) Anal Napalm Socketfuckers - You All Suck (2008) |
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 8/28/2007Band Members: Al Dahmer - guitar, vocals, emo hunter Jerry Baker - guitar, vocals, emo slaughter Tomas Schmit - drums, blastbeat machine, emo fucker and killer Influences: We don't have influences - we ARE the influences Sounds Like: bush the beatboxer Add to My Profile | More Videos Record Label: Yours! Soon... Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Grindcore / Classical / Death Metal) |
My Blog |
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ANSF occupies YouTube! |
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| Hi, you idiots!Anal Napalm Socketfuckers are now at youtube, too, so get in your account and subscribe to: Official ANSF YouTube accountCya... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:54:00 PST |
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Armageddon |
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| Hi, fuckheadsOur new album "You All Suck" will be released on June 13th 2008, a special day, our... lucky day. If you go to stores and buy one, you've got the wrong album, you idiot, because we don't ... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST |
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Reviews |
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| Hi allThe ANSF is the most hated band on myspace i guess. But don't really know, just because we piss some people off. And a hated band needs some realistic reviews:"To Anal Napalm Socketfuckers , YOU... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:06:00 PST |
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Our bonus and bad comments for other bands |
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| Okay, maybe you're just here, because we posted a "bad comment" on your favorite band's myspace page. You know what? You're just an idiot, because you did that, what we did want you to do:TO COME TO O... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:31:00 PST |
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Band biography is uploaded! |
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| Yeah check our urlBy the way, we've gotalmost 500 Views!Yeah, a bit too slow, so move your ass and make us famous, sucker.Fuck you allANSF... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:15:00 PST |
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We missed BONUS 2 |
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| Ah, fuck it. we missed the 250th... but doesn't matter, becausewe got over 250 views now!Well, just 750 views and the new album is ours. Well done!cheers... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST |
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BONUS |
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| Well, we've got 99 Views now It's time to slaughter more emos ... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:28:00 PST |
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Underground just sucks |
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| Yeah, you've read right.Eh, if you like us, so make advertisement! Post the links everywhere you can! Yeah, if you'd do that, maybe we would be thankful... MAYBE (But first, you have to send us some n... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:55:00 PST |
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!!ALBUM DOWNLOAD!! |
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| Name: You SuckYear: 2007DL-Link: *click me*~ 15mbINDEX:1. You fucking suck and that's why We made this song, to show you, how much you suck, you stupid ugly cunt, 'kay? [Intro]2. I laughed my ass off ... Posted by Anal Napalm Socketfuckers on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST |
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