B-Dawg's Profile |
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| Age: | 20 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Aucland, |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Nov 27, 2007 (730 days back) |
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About Me |
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Rendition.of.Reality@hotmail.com What up killa's and Ninjas world wide in the Hatchet Family. What your looking at is my fresh ass profile, if you don't like it then dont look at it!! Yeah I'm a down ass FKN Juggalo residing in the tiny little corner of the Globe we call New Zealand, who's about to school the shit out Louis Vitton Cup and win the Americas Cup back to its rightfull home, AAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!. Never the less, I am here on the shire and I'm fixin to get off it and meet some Family, I was fixing a trip up to Canada for some A-Class life changing experiences with a hook up to the 07 Gathering in August, but financial difficulties cut that bitch right in half. BUT!... I have a plan....yes....a deliciously secret plan. NO I aint tellin anyone shit!, most of you locals enjoy nothing more then to flap your lips about other peoples shit. Fuck OFF! I think if you wanna catch more of me you should be tuning into The Funhouse with UpChuck The Clown & Andrea the Intern on WFuckOffRadio.com I call this ninja almost every week coz they fuckin love me and It gives me the chance to say whats up to all you ninjas out there. dont be so damn afraid to msg me or anything, I aint gonna fuckin hurt you for nothing :P JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that Friends: Fade Juggalos: Are 4 Ever Thanks to all the Fam out there. I fuckin love ya'll - MCL |
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I'd like to meet:There are alot of people I want to meet. You all should know who you are. :) |
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Movies:again... Get to know me! |
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Television:Scrubs!!!Moon TV I dont watch much TV anymore, it's all crap anyways |
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Books:MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator |
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Heroes:Dr Cox. - He is the fuckin man! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Auckland |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | Hatchet Swinger |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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SPARE CHANGE? |
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| A few months ago I got bored with the piles and piles of coinage I had so I got a little creative. I think I'll try another one in the next week or so, who knows it could be worth something one day. ... Posted by B-Dawg on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:53:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Sloan, Upchuck Tha Clown, Andrea the Intern, Twiztid, Insane Clown Posse, Boondox, Anybody Killa, blaze, WeatherAngel, Baby Lette, Butterfly Ninjette, PJ Butland, Rachael Renee, Thom, marlies, Leanne
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