-Dusso-'s Profile |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hollywood, California |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Jul 2, 2008 (4 days back) |
About Me |
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"Float like a butterfly,sting like a urinary tract infection" -Dusso-
.. .. Layout Pimper.com |
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My Interests |
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| I used to be very interested in astronomy. I had the whole back yard telescope and all the planetary charts and coordinates for various other solar systems and all. Not too long ago, I actually thought I had discovered a BLACK HOLE with my backyard telescope , but it turned out to just be the neighbor lady BENDING OVER!CURRENT MOON lunar phases |
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I'd like to meet:A freshly showered, clean shaven, lavender-scented, 128 pound, 5' 10", non-smoking, fair skinned (no makeup), 18 year old, brunette, virgin, nymphet, with no tattoos or piercings, big white teeth and a lovely (submissive) smile, wearing a translucent white cotton sun dress (backlit by the morning sun) and a teal-colored G-string, with small breast (no bra) and freshly pedicured marshmellow toes (red nail polish), who was born without vocal chords, receives a substantial annual tiered annuity, is hornier than a room full of catholic priest watching an episode of "The Little Rascals" on TV, and is looking for someone to just "service her account". |
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Music:JOHN COLTRANE Wes Montgomery Joe Pass Johnny Hartman Yusef Lateef Stan Getz Antonio Carlos Jobim Sergio Mendez Joao Gilberto Astrud Gilberto Bebel Gilberto Milton Nacimiento Luis Bonfa Azymuth Cal Tjader Tito Puente Poncho Sanchez Celia Cruz Ibrahim Ferrer Billy Holiday Ella Fitzgerald Dinah Washington Sarah Vaughan Shirley Horn Dianah Krall Eliane Elias Tania Maria Flora Purim / Airto Moreira Willie Bobo Chet Baker The Modern Jazz Quartet Lionel Hampton Bill Evans Kenny Rankin Ralph Towner Jose Feliciano CARLOS SANTANA Kenny Burrell Ron Carter Charles Mingus Stanley Clarke Frank Sinatra Nat KING Cole Tony Bennett Johnny Mathis Glen Miller Tommy Dorsey Jonah Jones Toots Thielman Cole Porter Burt Bacharach / Hal David eden ahbez Vince Guaraldi Lalo Schifrin Herbie Hancock Gonzalo Rubalcaba Dave Brubeck Juan Garcia Esquivel Xavier Cugat Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass Billy Paul Michael Franks Gil Scott Heron Leon Russell |
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Books:These days I find myself caught up in a vicious circle of reading EVERY Charles Bukowski book ever published by Black Sparrow Press (There are around 40 in all, counting the post-mortem ones). I read them in the sequence that they were published and as soon as I reach the end, I start all over again. |
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Heroes:If Bea Arthur were to marry Sting, her name would be Bea StingIf Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Choprah If Redd Fox married Karl Marx, he'd be Redd Marx If Ty Cobb married Don Knotts, he'd be Ty Knotts If Mama Cass Elliot married Puff Daddy, she'd be Mama Daddy If Tennesee Williams married Dorothy Hicks, he'd be Tennesee Hicks If Oral Roberts married Courtney Love, he'd be Oral Love If James Bond femme fatale Pussy Galore married Robin Quivers, she'd be Pussy Quivers If Dan Rather married Don Knotts, he'd be Dan Rather-Knott If the Real McCoy married Glen Close, he'd be Real Close If 2 Pac Shakur ( whoever the fuck THAT is ) married Glen Close, he/she/it'd be 2 Close If Dolly Parton married Fernando LLamas, she'd be the Dolly LLamas If Roman Polanski married Dick Army, he'd be Roman Army If Pee Wee Herman married Barry Goldwater, he'd be Pee Goldwater If Red Buttons married Fiona Apple, he'd be Red Apple If Fuzzy Zoeller married George Bush, he'd be Fuzzy Bush If P. Diddy married G. Gordon Liddy, he'd be P. Diddy-Liddy If Wolf Blitzer married Herbie Mann, he'd be the Wolf Mann If Van Morrison married Mini Driver, he'd be a Mini Van Driver |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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BUSTED !!! |
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| I spent 20 long yearsliving in a 4' x 8' cellin solitary confinementon a diet of water and chipped beef on toastfor having torn the tags off ofmy pillowandmattress.-d-... Posted by -Dusso- on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:31:00 PST |
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-DUSSO- : A Brief History |
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| -DUSSO- : A Brief HistoryI was raised by Grouchy Gauchoson the back of a Moody LLamaaimlessly roaming the pampas in the cold, pouring rain.my father stole horses for a livingmy mother would dance aro... Posted by -Dusso- on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:16:00 PST |
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OH NUTS !!! |
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| on those long summer afternoonswhen we would finally find ourselves alone in the houseshe would take my nutsand gently caress them in the warm and tender palms of her handssmiling sheepishly at meher ... Posted by -Dusso- on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST |
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May You Rest In Peace |
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| I've never really been one to have "heroes" per se. I never really idolized sports figures or politicians or movie stars. They were all just people doing their thing and nobody ever really stood out a... Posted by -Dusso- on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST |
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How HOT Is It ??? |
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| it's so HOT thatif someone were to pluck my feathers,I'd resemble the central figure in a certain, well known Norman Rockwell painting -d-... Posted by -Dusso- on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:35:00 PST |
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ICE ON MARS !!!! |
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| -d- Posted by -Dusso- on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:34:00 PST |
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Good ole Days.... |
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| I remember the "good ole days"when a "French Press"was one of only 12 LoVe Making Positionsknown to all mankind.-d-... Posted by -Dusso- on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:05:00 PST |
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These Days |
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Posted by -Dusso- on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:32:00 PST |
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YaBBa DaBBa DON’T (buy gas) |
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| At this point in time, the only thing that the American consumer can doif they don't want to fall prey to the capitalist pigs running the oil companieswould be to cut a hole in the floorboard of their... Posted by -Dusso- on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST |
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Che GueBAMA: VIVA LA REVOLUCION !!! |
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| -d- Posted by -Dusso- on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:45:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Joe Pass, Wes Montgomery, John Coltrane, BILL EVANS (official), Nat King Cole, Dinah Washington, Billie Holiday, Tony Bennett, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Stan Getz, Joao Gilberto, Bebel Gilberto, Sergio Mendes, Celso Fonseca, GRUPO X, The Bahama Soul Club, Yusef Lateef, Dalindeo, Malena, Isabelle Antena, Lovisa, SIMONE PELISSARI, LAURA LOPEZ CASTRO, Diana Krall, Lùa - new song up G.Michael cover, Myriam Bouk Moun, Emily Jones, Sabrina Malheiros, u-more, tichy, Cosmic Sounds, les ambassadeurs, FLORENTIJN ART IS T, Anna Maria, eKo art, CatJoy, RadioJazzur, Talkin' Jazz with Scott Willis, "late night jazz", Jazzcorner, Que Sera, Sarah, Teri, Graffiti Abstracts, MELTOSH, Keith Kofron, Dany Cot, Andre Delano, Favarica, kARNATRIIX, Paolo Carta Mantiglia, Lumonics Light Museum, Teacup Gardener, JazzCatz, Genevieve, Lady Clarion, SCHLEUSOLZ, Khyra, Robin Watters New Orleans Orchestra, The Healthy Bean, patrou, Nicola Zambello, Trumpet Classics, PulpFusion, Blake, Amadeo, Salvatore Scrivo, Ultrajazz
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