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| Age: | 49 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | New York, New York |
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| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jun 20, 2008 (549 days back) |
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About Me |
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| My name is Karen Walker. I'm a fabulous dresser & I have got a killer rack!. I live in New York with my poodle Jack McFarland. We are rich. I was married twice. Once to Stanley Walker who faked his death cheated on me. Then I met Lionel Finster the british whores father. I married him in Las Vegas then we got divorced. Then I got back with Stanley again and then I divorced him again. Then my little smurf Beverly Leslie offered Jack his life savings so he accepted but then he tragically blew out of a window and died. So now we are living off his millions! Ha Ha Thank you Beverly. I also work for my redhead Jewish friend Grace Alden opps Adler hahaha shes a designer whatever the hell that is and im her assistant. I show up occasionaly when I can. I'm usually high, taking my meds or drinking my booze. Then theres the gay Lawyer Will Truman me and Jackie call him Wilma and we usually make fun of his body fat. Oh and theres my maid Rosario. What can I say about her. Give me my martini Rosie and don't waste those olives!!!ToolsForMySpace.com | |
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I'd like to meet:Who I would like to meet?. Oh hunny I don't care just give me a god damn martini ok!!!Ahhh theres my best friend...Cool Flash Toys at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.COM Have you ever...! 1. Ate Crocodile Ummm not lately. 2. Slept in a different bed? Hunny I sleep in all different beds. 3. Made out in a movie theatre? Of course who dosen..'t! 4. made out with 2 different people in one night? A lot of people! 5. Thought your cousin was hot? Oh Hunny.... 6. Been in love? Yea, with 1 million men including the gays 7. Slept? Yes but wo the hell is counting! 8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? Of course with my poodle Jackie. 9. Gone over the speed limit? Yup over 100 10. Painted your room? No I have Rosario decorate the mans 11. Drove a car? Yes and got a lot of speeding tickets. 12. Danced in front of your mirror? yup naked 13. Gotten a hickey? Oh hunny I got plenty of hickes and I aint talking about the neck hahahaha 14. Been dumped? Nope why you know im hot. 15. Stole money from a friend? Yes and from strangers 16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Of course me and jackie love to do that 17. Been in a fist fight? Ahhh no 18. Snuck out of your house? Yes Find this survey and others at www.mycodesplace.com |
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Music:Geez Louise its just a little top 40. |
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Movies:Yea like I have the time to read a god damn book! Get the hell outta here!. And rosie where's my god damn martini I asked about a long time ago!. |
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Books:Yea like I have the time to read a god damn book! Get the hell outta here!. And rosie where's my god damn martini I asked about a long time ago!. |
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Heroes:Jackie (of course), Gracie (the red head), Will (the gay lawyer), oh and Rosie my maid. Oh and not to forget my best friend in the whole wide world his name is MARTINI. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Divorced |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | New York, NY |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | Assistant |
| Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
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My Blog |
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Christmas Cookie Recipe |
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| Hello Kiddies yes its time for my holiday blog one of my dear drunken friends sent this wonderful recipe to me so I decided to post this on my blog.
Here is how to make my favorite Christmas cookies C... Posted by Karen Walker on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST |
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Christmas Cake Recipe |
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| Hello Kiddies I thought I might write another blog so Im giving out my favorite cake recipe here it is:
You'll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried frui... Posted by Karen Walker on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:49:00 PST |
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Hello Kids! |
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| Hello Kiddies, Well im buzzed at the moment so I decided to write my first blog yeay for me!. Stanley move over your covering up half the computer!!!. And Rosie wheres my martini? Don't waste those ol... Posted by Karen Walker on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:54:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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JACK, Jack McFarland ~rp~, Christopher, ©j-nell, Grace Adler, Nicolette, Margene, Grace Adler, Will Truman, Beverly, Jack McFarland, Pam, Beverly, Leo Markus, Karen Walker, Appolonia Cruz - The Bitch That Totaly Represents!, Rose, chandler chubbs, jomilicious, karen walker, Kenneth, Roberta, ♥ nic ♥, Knots Landing Fansite, Carlo Bruni, Brooklyn, ♥Momoka♥, $Dick'em Down Production$, Leah!, luisa, Ricky, CLAUDIA barcolla ma non molla, gym_buddy, DJ - April Dawn, WUTZ-XM- livewire-SHOW**** -PRODUCER-DON,ROYCEROY*, WalkaboutsVerse, LA VOCE E IL CUORE, MARCO GIROLAMI Photographer, stefaniazagni, La Brada, ceri, _Stefy_, Karen Silin, PnN, DEBORAH, Mi Mhiamo il Brian, Schejla, TIAN YU!!, ale, CEDARLANE, Marco, Kung Fu Fighting, artieonie, 4 inches taller than you!, Bella*Jenny.., R!CK!, Rachele ♥, Tatos66, MAX, gUmDrOpP, Denise, OrkiDea, Yellow Girl, P.I.L.U. official space, franza
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