Branden's Profile |
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Bridging the gap between white trash and white collar. |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NAZARETH, Pennsylvania |
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| Height: | 5' 8" |
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| Last Login: | Oct 17, 2008 (405 days back) |
About Me |
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| I live with my brother in Nazareth, PA. I design electrical systems for bio-reactors. w00t! I like learning new stuff constantly and I like things that make me think. I am fascinated by nerdy shit such as computers, astronomy, and physics. I thoroughly enjoy brutal humor. Don't be surprised when my jokes range from extreme arrogance to self-deprecation. I just find it all funny. I'm actually very nice and not a piece of shit. I SUPPORT FREEDOM. |
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My Interests |
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| Music Computers/Technology Science/Physics/Space Sports Fast Cars Profanity |
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I'd like to meet:Anyone who wants to chat... my AIM name is DMORALIZEMusic Player:Hey look! It's a brand new selection of music for you to listen to. Yes, I know you hate it. No, I don't care that you formulated that opinion after 10 seconds of listening. I also realize the ridiculousness of having bands named "Architect", "Engineer", and "Machinist" all on the same list. What can I say... they all rock. Spread The Word:These are my friends. Check out their shit. |
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Music:Styles I generally enjoy:Tech. Metal Death Metal Grindcore Progressive Industrial/Electro Coldwave/Industrial Metal Glitch/Breakcore/Whatever Bands: Adipocere Agalloch Aghora Amorphis A Perfect Circle Architect Arsis Beauty Behold...The Arctopus Between the Buried and Me Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus Borknagar Burnt By the Sun Botch Canvas Solaris Capharnaum Celldweller Censor Circle of Dust Crowpath Cyanotic Cynic Darkest Hour Dark Tranquillity Drumcorps Dysrhythmia Ed Gein The End Engineer From a Second Story Window Front Line Assembly Fuck the Facts Gadget Gaza Glass Casket Godflesh Gorod Ion Dissonance Knut Lamb of God Lethargy Lye by Mistake Mastodon Meshuggah Neuraxis November 17 Numb Opeth Peccatum Pitch Shifter Porcupine Tree Psyopus The Red Chord Red Harvest Rune Soilwork Sulaco Tool Unearth Xanopticon And the list could go on forever. |
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Movies:Genres:Comedy Drama Horror Independent Foreign Titles: Akira American Beauty American History X Battle Royale Buffalo '66 Cable Guy City of God Dark City Donnie Darko Falling Down Fight Club Happiness House of Sand and Fog Ichi the Killer Irreversible Memento Me Myself and Irene Office Space Platoon Predator Primer Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Requiem for a Dream Saving Private Ryan Seven Sin City Snatch South Park Team America: World Police Vampire Hunter D. Too many to list! |
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Television:Sports:NY Mets Baseball NY Jets Football PTI Around the Horn Drama: Dexter Comedy: Family Guy Futurama Aqua Teen Hunger Force South Park The Colbert Report The Daily Show Seinfeld 30 Rock Misc: Cosmic Dimension (Science Channel!) Cosmos Extreme Engineering Mythbusters Cold Case Files Radio Opie & Anthony Ron & Fez Video Games Playstation 3: Call of Duty 4 MLB 2K7 Motorstorm Resistance: Fall of Man Uncharted: Drake's Fortune Playstation 2: Call of Duty Grand Theft Auto Gran Turismo I.Q. Metal Gear Solid P.C.: Call of Duty Darwinia DOOM Fable F.E.A.R. Unreal Tournament Nintendo: Bionic Commando (NES) Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES) Mario Kart (NES) Mike Tyson's Punch Out! (NES) Chrono Trigger (SNES) Final Fight (SNES) Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past (SNES) Super Punch Out! (SNES) Yoshi's Island (SNES) Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap (GBA) Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (GBA/GC) Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS) Legend of Zelda: Windwaker (GC) Mario Kart Double Dash (GC) Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (DS) Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (DS) Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS) Mario Kart DS (DS) Meteos (DS) New Super Mario Bros. (DS) Yoshi's Island DS (DS) Sega: Mortal Combat (Sega) Phantasy Star IV (Sega) Vectorman (Sega) Lunar: Silver Star Story (SegaCD) Lunar: Eternal Blue (SegaCD) Sonic CD (SegaCD) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Electrical Designer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Your life is over. |
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| I’m sitting here watching a show called "The First 48". It’s a show on A&E where they follow actual homocide detectives on cases. It’s called "The First 48" because a... Posted by Branden on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST |
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Foot = PWNT |
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| 1. Happy new year to everyone. Have fun in 08.2. I don't really have any great story about this... but I crushed my foot HARD the other day. Here's a pic so you can all mock me... Posted by Branden on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:48:00 PST |
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Eagles Become Vultures |
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| Human nature is a fascinating subject for me. Much like I enjoy physics because I like to understand why things happen the way the do... I enjoy figuring out and understanding why people act the... Posted by Branden on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:07:00 PST |
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I’m still alive. And i’m just as disappointed about that as you are! |
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| Hey look, i'm writing a new blog entry. It has been months since my last one and you'd think in that great amount of time, something interesting might have happened to me. Well, if you wer... Posted by Branden on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:15:00 PST |
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Explosions In The Sky |
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| Ok, so the 4th of July was last week. The prior weekend, a few of us drove our dumb asses to Ohio so we could buy some explosives because everyone knows that you have to celebrate the birth of t... Posted by Branden on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST |
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Everything I touch falls to pieces. |
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| If you were to actually take a look at my life, it sorta breaks even all of the time. Much like my personality, it's just not super eventful. However, I have the shittiest luck with "thing... Posted by Branden on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:51:00 PST |
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Vegas 1, Branden 0 |
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| BOOOOOOOM! Unfortunately for all of you, I have returned from the desert... and while it took longer than expected to get home, unlike that slow-poke Moses, it didn't take 40 years. So her... Posted by Branden on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST |
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Everything I know, I learned from a cookie. |
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| I got some chicken lo mein the other day. I can tell you're already emotionally invested in this story. So, naturally chinese food always comes with fortune cookies. Normally i'm dis... Posted by Branden on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST |
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A timeless question.... and other bullshit that you don't care about. |
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| 1. So i'm talking with my brother and we hit on another fascinating topic. Ok, so days on earth are measured by the it's rotation and years are measured by revolutions around ... Posted by Branden on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:59:00 PST |
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When your boss asks to speak with you for a minute... |
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| ...and then gives you a raise out of nowhere. Yes, this made my Friday very much enjoyable. Between this and the raise I got in January, i'm up 12% this year already.&nb... Posted by Branden on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:51:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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nina, Kyle V, Czik, revert, Jennifer, [ k ], Iron Honky, Sean, Dustin, diana, Juggalette X, *THiNkLE*, TLFIV, Dr. Michio Kaku, Iron Honky Fishing & Shooting, adipocere, Cyanotic [on tour in November], Genghis Tron, People Against Censorship, THE OPIE & ANTHONY SHOW, Behind Blue Eyes, PSYOPUS, iammynewt, RL, xxx.{meaningless_freak}.xxx, Mikilli, Johnny Mac, noble, jeansies, ERIK
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