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 Hi! I'm Jake!'s Profile |
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Put it in YOUR Prison Pocket! |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Denver, CO |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Oct 9, 2008 (3 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Hi! I'm Jake! I'm a stand-up comedian out of Denver. I've been doing this a few years now and I've made the finals in USA's Show Us Your Character contest, appeared on Elimidate, took 1st in the Starz/ Jumpcut Stand-up Contest, and made it into the 2005 and 2006 Boston Comedy Festival. Plus, right now I'm naked! Click here to see my sweet website! Click here to get one of my sweet ringtones! Check out my new Jesus of Denver podcast on KBPI! cacadoodoopoopoo |
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My Interests |
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| Stand-up Comedy Writing Barrel Club Picketing Kite on the highway Painting Chicks Defending the American Way of Life Cheese Whiz |
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I'd like to meet:Mitch Hedberg (guess I'll have to wait)The guy who vandalized my car Henry Rollins, so he can beat up the guy that vandalized my car |
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Music:Pearl Jam, The Pixies, Nirvana, L7, Led Zep, 2Pac, A Tribe Called Quest, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Bad Religion, Beck, Bjork,BLACK FLAG, Bush, Cake, Canibus, Crystal Method, Death in Vegas, Dada, Doors, FELA KUTI, Gus Gus, Herbie Hancock, Ice Cube, JAke Sharon, John Coltrane, Juliana Hatfield, KMFDM, Massive Attack, //minor Threat MISFITS, NWA, Natacha Atlas, nerfherder, OPM, The Orb, Pennywise, Pizzicato Five, PRIMUS, Public Enemy, Pulley, Radiohead, Ramones, Steve and Eydie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rollins Band, Run DMC, Screeching Weasel, Sex Pistols, Sick of it all, Smashing pumpkins, space, SUBLIME, the Supremes, U2, Van Halen, Weezer, WESLEY WILLIS, White ZOmbie, the WHO, and much much more! Yay! |
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Movies: Fun with a Stereo
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2007 THE GENERALS AT THE BATTLE ROYALE 1.22.08 Add to My Profile | More Videos THE GENERALS BATTLE ROYALE WINNING CHAMPIONSHIP SET! Add to My Profile | More Videos |
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Television:Yes I have one. |
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Books:Lolita |
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Heroes:Super |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Loveland, Colorado |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Comedian |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Blog |
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Denver/ free stuff for you/ Comedy Works Finals. |
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| Dear Diary:Hi! I'm Jake!I just made it into the final round in Comedy Works' annual competition. This year's competition is ridiculously awesome! So many good competitors.Anyway, on Tuesday, Septem... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:57:00 PST |
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Comedy Variety Contest Needs Competitors! Win $250! |
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| Hi! I'm Jake!BIG NEWS!!! The Big Bleu Cow 5 Comedy Variety Contest kicks off October 4th! Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Juggling, Music, Whatever. The winning act gets $250! Click here to enter/ to see ... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:04:00 PST |
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WANTED: Motorhead t-shirt |
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| Dear Diary:Hi! I'm Jake!Dude: I totally need a Motorhead t-shirt, Large or XL. Willing to make a sweet trade. Click on the link to the ad (below) for more details. Or, If you know anyone who would b... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:55:00 PST |
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Dickinson |
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| Dear Diary:I just did a show in Dickinson, North Dakota last night. I performed at the Days Inn Grand Dakota Lodge and Convention Center. Basically, it is just a big hotel that has a couple extra me... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:07:00 PST |
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Poop HAiku |
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| Dear Diary:Hi! I'm Jake! Here's a haiku about poop:Many Colorsby Jake SharonBrown Green Red Yellow Poopy is like a rainbowSmell my pot of goldI hope you enjoyed that.Bye! I'm Jake!... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:37:00 PST |
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Finally coming back to St. Cloud, Minnesota |
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| Dear Diary:A couple years ago, I did one of my favorite shows ever at Rum Runners in St. Cloud Minnesota. I told silly poop jokes, I made fun of a loud drunk chick, I hung out with some cool people a... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:16:00 PST |
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Sweet! Jesus of Denver has arisen! |
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| Hi! I'm Jake!If you are in Denver tonight, check out 106.7 KBPI at 7:15 p.m.! I am making my debut as Jesus of Denver! Please call 303.713.ROCK or 303.713.ROLL to let them know you heard me!Thanks!By... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:42:00 PST |
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Blood, Guts, Destruction, Gnomes! |
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| HOLY CRAP! One of my Improv Troupes, The Generals, is in a position to win the Battle Royale series! The Battle Royale pits 2 long-form improv troupes against each other. The victor gets to live. The ... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST |
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Walk the Line |
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| Dear Diary:As you know, every day I do a movie review- in my head. Here's my latest review.WALK THE LINEby Jake SharonI just saw Walk the Line. It was pretty good but I don't think Phoenix should hav... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
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New Monthly Video Time Again! |
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| Dear Diary:It has been awhile since I wrote you. That's cause you pissed me off that time you read yourself without my permission.In any case, I finally updated my monthly video. If you want to see... Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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