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The Original Grunge Queen round these parts... |
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| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Norwich (ish), |
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| Height: | 5' 6" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | May 31, 2007 (465 days back) |
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About Me |
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| *Note to bands & groups* Don't bother trying to add me unless you've actually read my profile - send me a message first, if i like what i hear or read, I'LL add YOU! also... if i add you, band or person, and i don't get a thanks within a week, you will be deleted. i do not tolerate friend whores! You scored as The Mad Hatter. In the simplest terms, you're crazy. You usually go off on tangents when you're talking, and forget what you were talking about to begin with. You love riddles, and of course, tea. The Mad Hatter 100% Alice 88% Caterpillar 81% Queen of Hearts 81% Tweedle Dee & Dum 75% Cheshire Cat 75% White Rabbit 69% Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU? created with QuizFarm.com yup. that's pretty much me. ossie will go to jail for ... Making sweet love to a religious symbol 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Your Bumper Sticker Should Be Squirrel - it's what's for supper What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car? WORK like you don't need the money... LOVE like you've never been hurt... DANCE like nobody's watching! i'm a 23 year old grungey JD-drinking folk & rock singer, occasional actor, and all round good soul. Yeah, it's Ossie on here, Ossie online in general, and Ossie in the big wide world outside the little screen. Sometimes known as the Queen of Rock (usually after the 15th double JD & coke, when Thin Lizzy comes on the jukebox). I live in a little wooden house, it rocks! Although my landlord is a money-grabbing git. I'm moving to Co. Leitrim in Eire at the end of May. Moving in with a friend in a 200 year-old cottage in the middle of a bog, 4 miles out of Mohill. heaven! I drive a white Ford Escort Ghia with the new Pearl Jam logo sprayed on the bonnet, you can see it (and hear it) coming from a mile off. just spent a bomb gettin her mot'd, but i love her to bits!. i love my dog, my cats, my ferrets, my snake, my family & my friends. and me fella : ) i listen to all sorts of music (except most C&W, and shitty samey dance stuff). i get called a vegetarian, but i'm not, i'm just very fussy about my meat! i'd rather eat roadkill than supermarket meat. i know far too much about how it's processed... i'll only eat meat if it's wild & my dog caught it or it's roadkill, or i've reared it myself. i have a shocking lack of respect for correct capitalisation, although i'm a total nerd when it comes to correct spellings... *Random Weird Fact: i was born at precisely midnight between May 1st & 2nd, 1983* i am practically nocturnal at the mo', due to working a 3-midnight shift. bah. if i wasn't working those hours, i'd be at home, watching a video or 2, or down the pub. or poaching (shhh!) i can usually be found drinking in The Banham Barrel, The Wild Man, The Waterfront or the Marquee, in my house, or lying on in the pavement garden outside... And Back Street Luv? it's a song by Curved Air. check them out. You have been marked on my profile map! Click to make your own visitor map. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Ossie Birthday: 1.5.83 Birthplace: norwich Current Location: hargham Eye Color: blue Hair Color: 8 inches of blonde roots, the rest is red. going all-blonde soon. waist-length Height: 5'6" Right Handed or Left Handed: left Your Heritage: english, flemish, romany, and descended from scandinavian royalty (according to my uncle!) The Shoes You Wore Today: my army boots, same as everyday Your Weakness: animals. i share my home with 10, and if something needs a home, i can't refuse Your Fears: spiders, dying without doing anything significant to be remembered by Your Perfect Pizza: cheese & tomato (simple pleasures) Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a transit & a caravan and move to cornwall for the summer, get a puppy, go see every date of Pearl Jams UK tour, maybe get laid once or twice... Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sweet. in real life it's "No Worries!" Thoughts First Waking Up: oh fuck. don't wanna get up... SNOOZE BUTTON!. Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes. or my boobs. my arse gets occasional compliments. i like my calves, my legs look good in cut-off combats. Your Bedtime: anytime between 8pm and 8am Your Most Missed Memory: that makes no sense! Pepsi or Coke: coke! philistines... but only if it's got JD in it MacDonalds or Burger King: neither Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: loose leaf green earl grey tea Chocolate or Vanilla: both Cappuccino or Coffee: tea! Do you Smoke: like a chimney Do you Swear: in two languages! Do you Sing: loud & proud Do you Shower Daily: nah. grunge all the way. and i don't have a shower, i have a bath. Have you Been in Love: yeah. and i still am. unrequited. Do you want to go to College: i wanna go back & get my geography & archaeology a-levels. or go to Easton & do their Countryside Management course, but that's 2 years full-time, and i really can't afford to. Do you want to get Married: i've never really been into the concept of marriage. but you never know. Do you belive in yourself: yeah. i rock Do you get Motion Sickness: nope. Do you think you are Attractive: well, if i say yeah, i'm big-headed, and if i say no, im lacking in self-confidence. so you decide Are you a Health Freak: no. i eat loads of fruit though. Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time. better since i moved out. Do you like Thunderstorms: love em! Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, and (ahem) treble recorder. and i sing. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: silly question... In the past month have you Smoked: and again... In the past month have you been on Drugs: hehe In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course not. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, but i've eaten a few packets of biscuits. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the past month, but august bank holiday weekend i got up on stage with a band at reading and sang "Alive" by Pearl Jam to a packed tent In the past month have you been Dumped: nope. i've not been properly dumped for a year and a half. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup! Ever been Drunk: yes. very. and multiple times. Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: nope Ever Shoplifted: yes. lots How do you want to Die: in a tragic rock n' roll manner, too young and beautiful. maybe driving an aston martin off a cliff high on a combo of crack, smack & vicks vaporub What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grow up? que? What country would you most like to Visit: i plan to spend most of next year in France. i'd love to visit Morroco, New Zealand & Kashmir. and i've always wanted to visit New Orleans. hang on, 2 of them have been struck by natural disasters... shit... In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: i don't mind, although i am a sucker for big blue eyes... Favourite Hair Color: anything if it's long, or a mohawk! Short or Long Hair: long, or mohawk... Height: taller than me (so 5'7" or over...) Weight: i like men who look like they could do a decent, honest days work. i'm sick of scrawny men. my last boyfriend was a skinny little shit, and he said he felt safe when he was out with me. surely it should be the other way round?!?. Best Clothing Style: grungey Number of Drugs I have taken: what, individually? shit, about 20 pills, about 4 pounds of hash, a couple of weed, a few bottles of laudanum, a line of ketamine, and about 5 grands worth of JD Number of CDs I own: bout 500 Number of Piercings: 7 Number of Tattoos: 3 so far Number of things in my Past I Regret: a hell of a lot. but it is better to regret the things you have done, than those you did not do. i regret things i haven't done more. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! http://www.myheritage.com Which Rock Chick Are You? You're 85% Irish Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad). There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You? You Are 76% Gross You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump. And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen! How Gross Are You? Your Personality Profile You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. The World's Shortest Personality Test You scored as Different. Diversity makes the world go round! You're different; be proud! No one likes the same boring stuff all the time. Keep it up! Different 93% Funny 93% Sexual 70% Beautiful/Handsome 70% Smart 47% In What Way Are You Attractive? created with QuizFarm.com How You Are In Love You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love? You Are A Poplar Tree People tend to look up to you, and it's a bit lonely at the top. Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage. Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation. You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life. You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously. What's Your Celtic Horoscope? You're a Wild Drunk You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You? You scored as Being Drunk in Public. You would most likely cause commotion in public being drunk Being Drunk in Public 92% Public Nudity 83% Murder 75% Fraud 67% Theft 50% What crime would you most likely commit? created with QuizFarm.com .. You scored as Male. Being mostly male, within your structures of thinking simply means that your reasoning powers are (the way they are perceived in Western Culture`) higher than the one of the opposite sex. Psychoanalsis claims this to come at the price of creative expression - a rational thinker can not think out of the box, it is claimed. Yet this 'discovery' contradicts the fact that many great minds that created something out of the ordinary were men. Male 61% Female 46% Either 39% Neither 21% Should you be MALE or FEMALE?* created with QuizFarm.com You Are 60% Slacker You are a bit of a slacker - though you can pull it together and live a somewhat normal life. If you're young, this is probably phase you'll outgrow. And if you're already grown up, you need to get off the couch a bit more! Are You a Slacker? MySpace Profile Photo Editor Myspace Contact Tables , hosting by Imgdump.netCursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com |
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My Interests |
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| Ossie@VampireFreaks Likes my pets - 6 ferrets (i also take in strays, and occasionally i'll take in a biter for re-training), 3 cats, 2 dogs, 1 snake. One of the cats and one of the dogs live with my parents. sex, drugs and Rock & Roll, (not necessarily in that order). Drinking tea. Drinking JD & Coke. Chopping wood with my big axe (insert joke about "Ossie's big chopper" here). this is a "like" and a necessity, i have a woodburner, and if i didn't chop wood, i'd freeze! Holkham & Wells beaches (a mile of beach before the sea when the tide is out). Making my own alcohol (got 2 gallons of plum wine in my landlords shed). Mountainboarding, powerkiting & kiteboarding. Singing. Playing guitar & bass. My living room entertainments set-up (got the pc, video, dvd, turntable & freeview wired through my amplifier. took ages to hook it all up right, but damn it sounds good!). Grungeness. Hock. Cooking. charity-shopping. mucky hands. walking Gyp, especially early on frosty misty mornings as the sun is coming up, or on moonlit nights. and i love taking him to Wells to run around on the beach. (if i won the lottery i'd just spend all day pottering about & walking with Gyp). Practical people. Rescuing toads from being run over (must have saved a few hundred this year, takes me hours to get home from the pub when it's rained, i stop & move every toad i see!i hope no one ever sees me...). My funky old tape answerphone. Getting people over to chill out, talk, watch videos... i love having people over, like in the Silver Street days. i get bored if i'm here on my own for too many days straight.Dislikes losing Gyp when we go for walks at night. the thing you have to remember is that when he's going full-pelt, he can run at about 30mph - which means if he's out of site for 2 minutes, he could be a mile away... Eating too much. my really annoying habit of always trying to be the centre of attention (can't help it, slight autistic tendancies!). Grit in my bed (i have the dog to thank for this!). Roisi bringing me little furry "presents" (the live rat she released into my living room really was a bit much, and i wasn't impressed with the dead mouse in my boot!). Running out of cheese. having no money. good things you could trust me with your life. i don't cheat on boyfriends. i'm nice to animals, especially the ones i eat. i'm pretty handy with an axe. i'm good at washing up. i live for music. i am a loyal friend (even if i am a bit slack at keeping in touch). i can get you drunker than you've ever been in your life, for a fiver. there's always space to crash at Ossies! if i only had a pound left, and you really needed it, i'd lend it to you. i borrow stuff AND i give it back when you ask for it. i make the best damn spaghetti hoops-on-cheese-on-toast you ever tasted. bad things i'm very untidy. hamsters die after i go near them. i am a pain in the arse when i'm drunk (an amusing one, but a pain never the less). i will eat all your cheese and bread. i smoke too much. when i drink, i drink too much. i can be a moody bugger sometimes. i cry too easily when things get too much. i will always think of the most inappropriate thing to say in any given situation, then probably say it anyway (although that's how i met Kev, one of my best friends in the whole wide world!). i spend too much time dreaming about "what if"s, rather than doing something about it. i talk to much, but sometimes i don't say the things i need to say. |
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I'd like to meet:Eddie Vedder, Mike McCready, Stone Gossard, Jeff Ament, Matt Cameron... and Billy Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis, Jason Mewes (just to shake his hand and say "well done" for going through so much shit & managing to come out the other side pretty much intact), Stephen Fry, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (one of the few people who shares my views on food).This is my friend Dan, we've been mates since we were little. he's one of the loveliest guys on the planet, with the dryest sense of humour i've ever encountered, and an impeccable taste in music. and i think he needs a woman! if you want to know more, click the pic to go to his profile. no loonies please! |
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Music:MusicPearl Jam. Led Zeppelin. Then, (in alphabetical order) - Alice in Chains. Tori Amos. Alter Bridge. Aerosmith. Jeff Buckley. Syd Barrett. Black Sabbath. Blind Melon. Bad Company. Bad Radio. Butthole Surfers. Black Crowes. Bush. Johnny Cash. The Clash. Crystal Method. Alice Cooper. Collective Soul. The Cult. Vanessa Carlton.Nick Drake. Sandy Denny. The Dubliners. Ani DiFranco. Dinosaur Jr. Deep Purple. The Darkness. Duran Duran. The Fens. Flogging Molly. Free. Fairport Convention. Four Non-Blondes. The Fureys. Fuel. Green River. Guns N' Roses. Gin Blossoms. The Goats. Gruntruck. Ben Harper. Billie Holiday. Roy Harper. Jimi Hendrix. INXS. Ice-T. Janis Joplin. Jethro Tull. Judas Priest. Jane's Addiction. Kraul. The Kinks. Kyuss. L7. Lynyrd Skynyrd. The Lemonheads. Ministry. Mother Love Bone. Malfunkshun. Mötley Crüe. Mystery Jets. Ned's Atomic Dustbin. Nine Inch Nails. Old Crow. Pink Floyd. Prodigy. Robert Plant. Pansy Division. P.A.I.N. Terry Reid (his version of "Stay With Me Baby" pisses all over every other version in my opinion). The Replacements. Royal Trux. Rolling Stones. The Raincoats. Soundgarden. The Slits. Bessie Smith. Stone Temple Pilots. Nina Simone. Steeleye Span. Sex Pistols. Skid Row. The Sonics. Sandy Shaw. Soul Asylum. Screaming Trees. Michelle Shocked. Serpent Sins. The Stranglers. T Rex. Tyrannosaurus Rex. Temple of the Dog. Thin Lizzy. Toadies. Ten Foot Dolls. Tool. U2. Ugly Kid Joe. Uriah Heep. The Wildhearts. The Who. Wishbone Ash. Whitesnake. The Zombies. Sure i've forgotten someone.... Best Gigs Tool @ Brixton Academy 2001; Rage Against The Machine, Beck, Queens of the Stone Age, At The Drive-In, Muse, Foo Fighters, all at Reading 2000; Symposium @ the Waterfront 1997; Idlewild @ Fat Paulys 1998; The Levellers @ The UEA 2005... more when i remember them! this is rather deceptive, because most of the music i listen to is on vinyl, and there's no way for Last.Fm to track it! "What Kind Of Fool" - Kira J Haslam Add to My Profile | More Videos |
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Movies:FilmsWithnail & I. Le Fabuleax Destin d'Amelie Poulain. Chocolat. Airheads. Brief Encounter. Still Crazy. Dirty Harry, most Clint Eastwood films actually (my mum is a huge Clint fan, i kinda had to absorb some of that). Quadrophenia. Killing Zoe. Almost Famous. Natural Born Killers. A clockwork Orange. Evolution. Baseketball. Wilt. Anything with "Kevin Smith" written on the case. Idle Hands. Performance. Taxi (french original!). Dazed & Confused. Happy Texas. A Bucket of Blood. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Belleville Rendezvous. Dead Man. Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, and i should imagine 3). Chopper. Buffalo Soldiers. Anything with Terry Thomas. The Wicker Man. Straw Dogs. Go. The Thing. High Fidelity. Bill & Teds Bogus Journey. Nuns on the Run. Uncle Buck. Joes Appartment. Saving Grace. Spinal Tap. Drugstore Cowboy. Singles. Leon. Coffee & Cigarettes. |
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Television:Tellyi don't really watch much telly, usually just videos & DVDs. i have a friend who is trying to convince me that vegging in front of the telly is a valid use of your leisure time. but if i do watch: Life on Mars (damn, that was a good series! the last thing i managed to watch a whole series of. must buy the DVD). Bottom. Men Behaving Badly. Family Guy. South Park. Time Team. 80's Kids Shows (Stopit & Tidyup! Trapdoor!). Blackadder. Red Dwarf. documentaries, natural history, anything that satisfies my brain's desire to absorb information. Top Gear. Monty Python... |
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Books:BooksHideous Kinky. Groupie. Anything by Spike Milligan. Through Gypsy Eyes. Philip Larkin. Oscar Wilde. Just finished reading "Travels With My Aunt" by Grahame Greene. Currently reading "Confessions of an English opium-eater" by Thomas de Quincey |
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Heroes:HeroesMy mum. she's the best, she's baled me out of shit above and beyond the call of motherly duty. she's more like a friend. John Peel, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, John Seymour, Ray Mears, Jimmy Doherty, Jack Sparrow (i get rather too much like him when i'm drunk). and after reading This , Jason Mewes. And of course: Eddie Vedder .. Robert Plant bare chest, wild hair, beer, fag, dove... whatta guy! class video! Mallrats Music Video Add to My Profile | More VideosDeleted Jay and Silent Bob Add to My Profile | More VideosI am 84% Grunge. .. I need to go take a bath, man! And I might wanna toss that shirt of mine in the wash? Any grungier and I would be mistaken for mildew, dude. Take the Grunge Test @ FualiDotCom I am 60% Punk Rock. .. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the Punk Rock Test @ FualiDotCom I am 27% Raver. .. Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak. Take the Raver Test @ FualiDotCom 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight.. i am fuel, you are friends, we got the means to make amends i am lost, i'm no guide, but i'm by your side i am right by your side... young lover i stand it was their idea, i proved to be a man take my fucking hand it was their idea, i proved to be a man will myself to find a home, a home within myself we will find a way, we will find our place drop the leash, drop the leash... get outta' my fuckin' face drop the leash, drop the leash... get outta' my fuckin' face drop the leash, drop the leash... get outta' my fuckin' face drop the leash, we are young drop the leash, we are young get outta' my fuckin' face... drop the leash, drop the leash... get outta' my, my... delight, delight, delight in our youth... get outta' my fuckin' face... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | Norwich (ish) |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Rock Goddess in-waiting/hard-working slacker |
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My Blog |
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HELP! please read! it's all potentially going tits-up again... |
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| so, here's the score. as most of you know, i'm moving to Ireland. well, i've been planning too. but here's the craic: Gyp is now a confirmed chicken-murderer. had one of nextdoors hens on monday. i s... Posted by Ossie on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:01:00 PST |
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the most shat-on person in england? |
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| i am fast becoming one angry little person. it has come to my attention how much the current government & their subsiduaries (i.e. breckand district council!) are, metaphorically, "shitting in my ... Posted by Ossie on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST |
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AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! |
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| no longer single! that's all i'm gonna say right now though... ... Posted by Ossie on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:09:00 PST |
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stuff, bollocks, the usual shite... |
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| it's been a while, so here goes... girlie, my faithful Jamwagon, is coming off the road on thursday. she will be much missed, a faithful old friend! if anyone is interested, i'm selling her for £100 o... Posted by Ossie on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST |
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| Which Johnny Depp Character Are You? You are Roux!You are a Gypsy and fiercely devoted to your clan and you can play one mean guitar.Take this quiz!Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes ... Posted by Ossie on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST |
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dentists |
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| so, i went to the dentist this morning, cos my gums at the front were sore... got poked, prodded, x-rayed... diagnosis - i'm so stressed i'm grinding my teeth in my sleep, and turning my gums to mush... Posted by Ossie on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:36:00 PST |
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stuff |
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| mum has said she wants to look after Roly and Eddie when i go to Cornwall, so that will make travelling, and finding somewhere to stay a bit easier. i really didn't want to have to get rid of them, yo... Posted by Ossie on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST |
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i wanna |
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| cut my hair off! someone take these scissors away! Posted by Ossie on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:55:00 PST |
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Kevin Smith |
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| found this posted as a comment on jason mewe's page, i thought it was funny... things YOU should know about Kevin Smith. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kevin Smith pajamas. Simpl... Posted by Ossie on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST |
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more plans... |
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| i have been watching way too many french films recently... so, an update on my travel plans: cornwall this summer, yep. back for autumn. then, i'm gonna save up like crazy over the winter, get myself ... Posted by Ossie on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Pearl Jam, Gyp, Kira J. Haslam, **Mehashi**, Keith, Grunge Munkee, sophie-marie, Joequinn?, Lazereth Productions, Kawaii Koigokoro, matt, renzzzzzzzzzzzz!, Himura Kenshin, Dominick Destruction (Weapon Of Mass Creation), blandest, Neil, ICARUS VISION, K.C. Jackson, Lewis Garland and the Kett Rebellion, p.a.i.n, The Travelling Pixies, Gentlemen's Agreement Media, Dollar Short, Cleo Antonelli, Yumi Loves The Doctor.♥, satan's nutsack, Hat=Wizard, Wizard=Hat, ONEYEOPEN, Boddah, Zaz, daniDOTcom, All Night Thing, The Fens, chris, Mister-Pink
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