Beer's Profile |
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Beer, is there anything it cant do? |
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| Age: | 104 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Compton, CALIFORNIA |
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| Last Login: | Sep 13, 2007 (845 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I am a barley and hop flavored alcoholic beverage. Beer is made by fermenting a mixture of water, barley, hops and yeast. The beer is then filtered, pasteurized, bottled and aged for a short period of time (2 to 9 months). Draft beer is not pasteurized. Beer is light golden yellow to reddish to almost black. Beer is produced worldwide. There are many types of beers: ales, lagers, malt liqueurs, rice, stout, porter and draft, each one having a distinct and unique character. Any type of beer can be used to make cool, refreshing summer drinks. Beer is best enjoyed chilled and served in chilled glasses. I am good. You should drink me. | |
My Interests |
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| Fermentation, various hops and barely, specialty brews. | |
I'd like to meet:People who will use me. People who will abuse me. |
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Music:Oi and polka |
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Movies:Strange Brew,Idiot Box,Beer and home sex movies made by drunk people. |
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Television:Conan O'Brian, The Man Show and the Sunday Night Sex Show. |
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Books:I read Beer coasters, Bathroom graffiti. |
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Heroes:The ancient Sumerians. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Ancient Summaria |
| Religion: | Buddhist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Im a hearbreaker |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Pictures |
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| Lets see somePictures of you of your familyof your freindsenjoying my companypost them here. Posted by Beer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Thanksgiving |
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| Well another Holiday done.
It went as expected for the most part, the normal family bickering, drunken stepfathers yelling at the kids, them stupidass drunk drivers(some people
never learn). There w... Posted by Beer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My life.. |
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| My life is not as easy as one might think. Being Beer isnt all its cracked up to be, I mean sure I taste great and can really help you have a good time but theres always somthing going wrong.
Its esp... Posted by Beer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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