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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | always-always land, Pennsylvania |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 6" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Last Login: | May 16, 2009 (228 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I like to narrate pop up books for the blind in my spare time when I'm not busy teaching marine animals sign language....But that is what I do to stay up on all of the current vaccinations, really...ok..the 'real' me...for my real friends and family, here in this profile. I do a lot of things. I play bass guitar. I juggle. I dance. I know some martial arts. Tang Soo! I'm a writer/stand up comedian. I'm an artist of all sorts. I sculpt. I draw. I know various forms of massage therapy; including shiat-su and reflexology. I know a great deal about growing certain plants and mushrooms. I can 'speak' to the hearing impaired with my hands. I can write with both hands. I'm a great swimmer. I know a fair amount of pharmacology. I'm a vegetarian. I'm a skateboarder and snowboarder. I'm a liberal minded person. I support cannabis for medicinal and recreational purposes. If you don't, so sorry that you are that darn stupid, but I still love you. I forgive. I forget. But I'll make fun of you first for being a bumbumtooter. I'm single, as there is only one of me and not looking because I currently have my eyes closed. I love all kinds of music and do not consider myself 'stuck' in any genre. I tip my waitstaff. If you would like to know more of the 'real' me, write to me. Don't be shy. If you take drugs in any form, don't abuse them...and please don't drive. And alcohol...dear friends..IS A DRUG and kills more people than crack, cocaine and heroin, COMBINED each year......right, Mr. Hicks? (miss you dearly) PLUR! Please contact me as I would love to know you. Friends and love are very important to me. See? I can be a 'softy', stinkyfingers! haha...love you. Now, let's get crazy and have some fun! Working on new and funny videos for all of you! Now, if you'll excuse me.....I have to make sure Grandmama is properly locked in her cage and fill her water bottle-the usual errands. Oh! And I have to pick up my slacks at the wet cleaners and then there's checkers with B.B. King after brunch. Such tribulations! Leave a comment....or a sandwich. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Lactose intolerant folks who still think, "Milk...it does a body good....and You! Come on in and have some elixir. Biff (TM) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Hometown: | Sephiroth 1 |
| Religion: | Other |
| Occupation: | cross country field swimmer |
My Blog |
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My friends! Please read!! |
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| Hey everyone! Just letting you all know that I will be back soon with the videos I promised. I hope they were worth your wait. I've been hibernating in convalescence due to reconstructive surgery on m... Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:07:00 GMT |
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Welcome to my myspace space! |
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| My friends:Welcome! I am Jay Black. Thank you for stopping by my myspace space. I want you to know that it touches my heart, the same way Mike Jackson touches well, you know, microphones. ... Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:00:00 GMT |
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Life is but a dream..... |
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| Life is but a dream...:
Especially if you are Narcoleptic........(zzzzzz...)
*Just a little more material in writen form for my fam and friends. Enjoi! Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:49:00 GMT |
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Cliche killah! ;-) |
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| Lately, I've been breaking down examples of cliche's into a literal and oftentimes perverse sense, while integrating props. Like the adage of yore:
People who live in glass houses, should not th... Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:11:00 GMT |
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A REAL sport! |
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| Seems people almost get mad at me because I tell them I'm not a fan of football. I like hockey. THAT is a sport! Combine: Figure skating with la cross and boxing and that's hockey. The announcers for ... Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:55:00 GMT |
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The dentist... |
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| I went to see the dentist recently. What a tragic thing that is, why, with them pokin' and drillin' and such.....So anyway, my dentist is giving me a cleaning and she's scraping and she says, "Oh! I s... Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
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Friends come and go... |
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| I find it strange how friends will come and go. Here today, gone tomorrow as they say. It happens to me all the time. I have a friend who I had seen everyday. We became pretty good pals....then one da... Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:36:00 GMT |
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This will offend you! |
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| I was reading in the news today about a wonderful lady named Elizabeth Graves...Apparently, she started a support group for women with breast cancer. She gave reason as to why she started it and... Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:41:00 GMT |
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sexy zombie (superman) |
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Sexy Zombie (Leonard) |
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| ... Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 16:56:00 GMT |
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