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 Lemmy Van Helsing Pirate Surgeon's Profile |
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I'm Kitten the Pirate's surgeon & personal bitch!img src=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Big Tuna, Texas |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 29, 2007 (419 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Neurotic & armed to the teeth.... That just complicates your problems doesn't it? ABOUT Name: Lemmy Birthday: November 29th. a long time ago Birthplace: Molokini Crater Hawaii Current Location: Marianas Trench Eye Color: light blue Hair Color: brown Height: 5'11" Right Handed or Left Handed: left Your Heritage: what country do you think this is? The Shoes You Wore Today: black Chuck Taylor Converse All-Stars Your Weakness: a crying girl Your Fears: zombies Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust italian sausage & mushroom Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Selling the family farm. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: I love Kitten. Your Best Physical Feature: been told my eyes.. I don't think I have a best Your Bedtime: 1 am or so Your Most Missed Memory: wish I could have spent more time with my Dad Pepsi or Coke: coke MacDonalds or Burger King: Tim's Cajun Kitchen Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: hot tea actually..earl grey Do you Smoke: nope Do you Swear: fuck you Do you Sing: only in the car Do you Shower Daily: yup Have you Been in Love: yup Do you want to go to College: i'm too old to learn new stuff Do you want to get Married: I'm married to Kitten the Pirate! Woo Hoo! Do you belive in yourself: nope... I suck Do you get Motion Sickness: nope Do you think you are Attractive: ewww no way Are you a Health Freak: nope...just a regular freak Do you get along with your Parents: sure Do you like Thunderstorms: love playing in them Do you play an Instrument: I'm an outstanding long range rifle shot. Does that count? In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup In the past month have you Smoked: nope In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope but lots of Chinese food In the past month have you been on Stage: the whole world's a stage In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope Ever been Drunk: oh yes Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: yes Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: molecular disintegration What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Al Czervik(Rodney Dangerfield's character from Caddyshack) What country would you most like to Visit: Holland(again) In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: brown Favourite Hair Color: brown Short or Long Hair: just as long as it's not REALLY short Height: between 4'10" and 5' 6" Weight: rubenesque(look it up if you need to) Best Clothing Style: casual Number of Drugs I have taken: lots Number of CDs I own: lots Number of Piercings: none Number of Tattoos: one - the mermaid on my left arm Number of things in my Past I Regret: Sabine Just to set the record straight... I don't hate all vampires. Just a few local ones. |
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My Interests |
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| Kitten the Pirate, very fast cars with no tops, room service, journalism, champagne, Moon pies, champage & Moon pies together, Halloween, chewing on aluminum foil, large caliber handguns, greasy onion rings, haunted houses, Holley carburetors, Daisy BB guns, Bugs Bunny cartoons, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, key lime pie, bikini girls, Alva skateboards, machine guns, the smell of gasoline, old horror movies, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Yoo-Hoo Chocolate drink, Cajun food, Pop-rocks, Maui, fireworks, 60's vintage Ford musclecars, Army surplus stores, yard sales, incendiary weapons, Rubenesque ladies, German food, Sailor Jerry rum, Amsterdam, lawn darts, Pop-tarts, nurse's shoes, sleeping late, SCUBA diving, luaus, glow-in-the-dark stuff, beef jerky, playing in the rain, pirate stuff, having my back scratched, monster & FX make-up, sharks, cemeteries, go-karts, scrabble, Waffle House, pinball machines, chemistry sets, Rat Fink, Coochy Cootie, the Three Stooges, cheesy plastic vampire fangs, hitting entire rolls of caps with a hammer, copious amounts of fake blood, ghost stories, bonfires, keg parties, letting Elmer's glue dry on my hand and peeling it off | |
I'd like to meet:Freaks, geeks, weirdos, gearheads, psychonauts & other aging punk rockers. |
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Heroes:Joey Ramone, Chuck Yeager, Race Bannon, Tom Savini |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Molokini Crater, Hawaii |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | "I am a gringo!" |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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20 reasons I love Kitten the Pirate |
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| 1. She loves me. I never thought she would give me the time of day.
2. She wants to take care of me. This will be new for me. I've always been the caretaker in my relationships.
3. She is utterly ador... Posted by Lemmy Van Helsing on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST |
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Tagged... I'm not that twisted.... really |
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| Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the en... Posted by Lemmy Van Helsing on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST |
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Savage Hell on Dogwood Lane |
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| I was sitting at home yesterday afternoon watching TV. There was a knock at my door. This is never a good sign. Anyone I know will call before coming over. I look out the blinds to see a red suv ... Posted by Lemmy Van Helsing on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 07:22:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Kitten The Pirate, Kitty, Kitten The Pirate & Lemmy Van Helsing, RAMONES, The Cramps, Creighton, Dr. Gangrene, Nurse Moan-Eek, Amberyaknow puts you in a body bag, Guy Grand, Henley's Bitch, twiggy, Whoreticia, Grammsbear, Dr. Fright, See the Starr; Feel the shine, Mrs. Jason Voorhees *happily married*, Deathbed Bride, oh pretty miss kitty velour, Laurie, Bazar Illusions, Marky Munster, Demighoul girl, Paige, Ormon, John Waters Fan Page, Zombie Prostitute, Feisty Hellcät, Mistress Dementia, TN_BOOTBOY, Eros Cove, Shelly, Elvis Trooper, Action Girl!, GoGo Fatale', Sissy, The Zombie Cheerleader, Handsome Jack Cockeye, SMASH THE STATE PAULY, Kristina, FatalityJane, FRANKENKRISTI
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