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 Laurel Virginia's Profile |
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He's so weird and stuck to my putty... |
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| Age: | 21 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Portland, All |
| Country: |  Norway |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Oct 11, 2008 (1 days back) |
About Me |
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| My computer died so if I don't write you back or accept your request don't take it personally.
Unless you totally suck then please take it personally.
I play guitar fast and loud: If you want to hear click on my ninja brethren Me Playing The Black Dahlia Murder-Elder Misanthropy Plus a fog machine and a strobe light "...i looked at your profile and i just thought your little video was so ridiculous. and that you were too. -one of the dudes in bdm's wife" I make crappy dance songs: THE GUARDIAN OF THE HEART MACHINE Lately, as in the past 21 years, I'm pretty sure I'm cursed. It's a part of being a gypsy, I guess. I am a proud owner of messy hair and you should be too |
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My Interests |
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| I day dream about guitars, cars, and tattoos because day dreaming don't cost a thing. |
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I'd like to meet:aim-LaurelVirginia |
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Music:Beast |
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Movies:The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine, The Little Princess, Science of Sleep, Metropolis, Good Burger. |
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Television:Myspace Profile Tracker World Visitor Map |
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Heroes:Stereotypically, a breakdown consists of slowing a song down, usually to half time, giving the guitars room to play a set of rhythmically oriented riffs, usually on open strings so as to achieve the lowest sound for which the guitars are tuned. Breakdowns can also consist of high pitched, often clashing off sets performed by two guitars in the same band: one band member plays the low chug chords while the other plays a higher pitched riff, which is frequently a minor second clash. Breakdown riffs are also typically played on the minor chord of the key, often D Minor due to use of Drop D tuning. These riffs are often accented by the drummer through double bass drums and use of the china cymbal. Breakdowns are usually responded to by an audience by hardcore dancing. Vocalists also often throw in a single, repeated statement throughout the breakdown, giving those who are not dancing an opportunity to sing along. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
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My Blog |
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Hate Mail From A Detroit Stripper: Round 2 |
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| So, after blocking the crazy lady she decided to obsessively email me via my music myspace...What the fuck? Keep in mind I haven't responded or had any interaction with this girl other than a tame rep... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:13:00 PST |
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Betrayed |
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| At certain points in my life I like to take a step back and reevaluate the actions it took to get me to my current situation.I was working at a piercing and tattoo shop as well as a side job. The side... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:21:00 PST |
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Dear Craig’s List Cock Pictures |
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| Lina and I have been looking for a place and during one of our Dirty Kids Club meetings we decided to put an ad on Craig's List. It took quite a bit of restraint to not include our usual dick, wizard,... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:21:00 PST |
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I do STD tests |
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| .. Out of my kitchen with a magic 8 ball...For instance:Is that blood in my pee?... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:18:00 PST |
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Beats from the 90s |
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| Between the witching hour and ungodly hours, the following is a true story.Dun. Dun. Dun. 725am:Not maximum lizards. Maneee just asked why mini keyboard is our kid. And then I asked him why he cursed ... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:10:00 PST |
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Hate Mail From A Detroit Stripper |
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| So, here's some hate mail from a girl I've never met and hadn't ever conversed with who lives across the country. Which means both guitarists girlfriends have written me hate mail. Yay!On Sun, 13 Jul ... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:44:00 PST |
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Doom Generation |
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| I keep burning my fingers as I fish for my spoon in my soup.Today after randomly getting my car towed and syphoning the last bit of hope I had for humanity out of my heart...I made it to the grocery s... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST |
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Weiner shaper: Crabs |
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| Weiner Shaper"...the Japanese are famous for their perfectly cut mini-wieners...""...What's the secret behind these ubiquitous morsels you ask? Why the Wiener Cutter of course! Now you too can have th... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST |
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Tenacious D |
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| The show last night was sold out.It sold out the first day but I knew we'd figure out a way.We ended up going for mutha fucking free.Jack Black, himself, put us on the list.It was the sweetest show I ... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST |
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. |
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| I just found out that this is Vince Neil: But I always thought that Vince Neil was: But that is Vince Gill. A Country Singer. ...damn...... Posted by Laurel Virginia on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:47:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Laurel Virginia, The Guardian of the Heart Machine, Duck, or i'll punch., MANEE, Lina, Rich Fat Alex [RFA], Bingo Bango Bongo, Richie Valdez, mikaela., Daylene, Miss Silver, Danielle., DJ KENOY SAY'S CHECK OUT MY BULLETINS!, [$eb]Vicious, Corey Donovan Rood, GORDON, Lucky Devil Lounge, Kung Fu Bella, Under Stars & Gutters NEW SONGS UP!!, Candee Photography, JACKY♥JOSLIN, o. e. parker, Derek Reeder MUSICCCCC!, NINJA! CuNt-PuNcH !Van Dammage!, PROFIT MASSACRES BEAUTY, EyeScream Productions MTY, JESSE HART Music, SILENT TREATMENT on ITunes & on the radio!!!, RAILER @ Tiger Bar OCT 31st, SHE’S LOST IT GIRLS FOR SILENT TREATMENT, TEar -Jeffrey Violet Kai-, LA LA LIAM!, bunglesfinger, KEVIN, ATTA - Another two full songs up now!, mike, ~*SusieQt666*~, DuckFive, Hannah, Vengeance Creek (NEW BLOGS UP), The Collector(Looking for label), KILLERS NeVeR DIE Clothing *NEW LAYOUT!!*, My Dearest Love, Symphony Cult (New Track + Site Up!, SAUCE ★, Solomons Music, studio strat, HoppiTronic [New Song Up Now!!!], ATRAGICVICTORY [PRADA NEXT TUESDAY!!!], Jeffrey Brian (friends only), Blacktooth/Carey Haider, Cain, Cadaver Mutilator New Songs Uploaded !!!, Ov Dust -- [seek bassist], Christopher Shane, ART, Goodbye Tennessee (UPDATES SOON), Friendly Dave, RYAN FUCKING MARSH
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