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 Mr. X's Profile |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | the jungle, |
| Country: |  Congo |
| Height: | 3' 11" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Feb 21, 2008 (674 days back) |
About Me |
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| Presented in 3B- Three Beers and it looks ok, eh. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ..I'm a lazy chimp.................... Mere months ago i was your typical cigarette smoking, fun loving chimp. Then one day someone sat me down at the computer... You see, i was just like any other chimp in the facility. Throwing poop, stuffing shaped blocks into the apropriate holes, learning the rudiments of american sign language. The usual stuff that chimps do. One day one of the scientists removed the electrodes from my head, and i got free. All i wanted was a banana, and mabye a smoke. I pounded on the computer keyboard with one of my thumbed feet, and they were amazed at how fast i was able to steal a copy of the Rolling Stones' Let it bleed. (it had been a while, and i really wanted to hear "Monkey Man.") The people in the white coats then gave me a few brief tutorials on how to do this and that, but being as intelligent as i am, i pretty much mastered the interweb on my own terms. They rewarded me with beer every time i did something right. Naturally it got to the point where i was (And still am) drunk all the time. I mean, I was downloading episodes of Lancelot Link and the Chimp Channel (my stories) within a matter of weeks... How SMART is THAT!?!? Compared to other chimpanzees i know, i'm a regular Einstein! After that, i was a self proclaimed webernet wizard... Super intelligence does have its drawbacks though. I mean, it's fun to swing around on tire swings and pound my chest like a wild savage, but lets face it a chimp as smart as me needs more intelectual stimulation than that... And i found it all right here on the MySpace. Animals, Machines, Fart jokes, Robots, Boobie pictures, Fruits and Vegtables, Dead Rock Stars, Random objects... I like it here........................................................ ............................................................ ......................................Mr.X | |
My Interests |
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InterestsHangin with these chimps! Shittin in toilets Budweiser Kissin broads Rding wicked big bicycleseating bananas, throwing poop, riding the unicycle,playing the ukulele, smoking cigarettes, humping stuff, scratching my armpits, swinging from chandeliers, wearing pants... And, being the hansomest Chimpanzee on MySpace!!!!!! ............................................................ ........................................"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra~"When I read about the evils of drinking... I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman~"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~Brian O'Rourke~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin~ "Beer... the cause and the solution to all lifes problems" ~Homer J Simpson~ "Madam, I may be drunk. but in the morning you'll still be ugly" Winston ChurchillLets Dance! |
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I'd like to meet:Who i'd like to meet Bonzo, Clyde the orangutan, koko, J. Fred Muggs, Phoebe B. Beebee, Cheeta, Chester (Tattoo's pal), Any non-human primates. apes, chimps, gorillas, monkeys, orangutans... Knuckle draggers, tree swingers, poo flingers, organ grinders... I'm bored with humans... dirty dogs and hep cats, high flyin birds, and low down rats. Roosters & Hens, But mostly i wanna meet the Chicks... I love every monkey i see, from chimpan-a, to chimpan-zee... urban legend monsters, ghosts and ghouls. Movie monsters. cartoons, carnival freaks, claymation animation, figments of my imagination, hallucinations, Hatians, inseminations, but no obligations, solicitations, or devistations................................................ ...... |
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Music:Music |
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Movies:Movies |
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Television:Tee-Vee |
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Books:I'm A Smart Chimp! |
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Heroes:SandwidgesHam, the first Chimp in space! The first guy who decided to cook a chicken like this.Philoe Beddoeadopt your own virtual pet! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | the jungle |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Occupation: | side-show freak |
My Friends |
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MC5, howlin' wolf, Robert Johnson, the Mummies, GaragePunk Podcast, Muddy Waters, Lightnin' Hopkins, John Entwistle, JIMMY REED, The Wild Man of Borneo, Alvin Lee, Elmore James, Blue Cheer, Briscoe Darling and the Boys, Danny Domino, Mr. X, Omnipotent Bread, Jett, Samantha's Twitchcraft ®™, DNC, MIGUEL RAMIRO, Sinnderrella, Marky Munster ®™, ♠KOKOMO♠, MR.DEATH, Beer is your friend, Moxie, Lisa, BeerLady, thesloth, dixie, SuperFly Revolution 2.0, The Rev. Doktor Crash, The Ghouligans!, Rusty M. Nickels, Wade B., Jiggaboo Jones (NK), Stefanie Van de Velde, Arjay, Compton, FL
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