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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | PORTLAND, Oregon |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 28, 2008 (543 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Would you like to take a journey far into the wondrous and deeply complex mind of the Sondr Dog? A journey that will delve to depths undiscovered and inaccessible to the average human? This is where we discover truths, both wondrously universal, and sometimes, painfully intense. There is a man behind the myth, and through this discourse, we will attempt to shed some some light on his soul and great works, so that he can be more accessible to someone like yourself and your loved ones.An extraordinary example of what our potential could be, given the right motivation and drive, S.dog exemplifies what we all strive to seek, emotionally, spiritually, and physically. He is nothing short of a revered god among the mere mortals that look to him for guidance and comfort, in times of both joy and strife. Truly an inspiration to all those around him, his day to day acts cause others to achieve personal growth simply by their greatness.A visionary leader is what he is in the truest sense. Stunning chiseled looks achieved through good genetics, an intense exercise regimen, and careful eating, he rivals only Chuck Norris in his ability to win the charms of any lady he fancies, and then some. A master of jujitsu and kung fu, and a steady practitioner of the ancient art of tai chi by the age of nine, his mind and body form an amazing synergy known only to leopards, ninjas, and tigers. His lovemaking is both passionate and raw, with a stamina known to go for hours, even longer then Fabio and Tom Jones put together.He is probably intimidating to you, too good to be true. But he suffers none of the envy or bitterness most incredibly awesome people do at the hands of petty thinkers and small men, for he is far too much loved and admired by all with the sweet sweet luck to cross his path.So far this year his efforts (if you can even call it that, for no effort is involved when his divinely inspired mind is put to good use) have included providing a modern plumbing system and diamond encrusted rolexes for a village of 500 in war torn somalia, founding a new religion, and sleeping with lots of coked up strippers.So dont be shy. Hes just here for friends and networking. and maybe dating. if it involves sex. I edited my profile while trying to manuever my laptop on top of your moms unrelenting and irresistable sweet sweet tight turd cutting sugar buns with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 .. www.goape.us |
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My Interests |
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Music:andy c, bad company (bad company UK, not the buttrock bad company), dara, dieselboy, ak1200, Yellowman, Funkadelic, hive, lyrics born, grateful dead, aphrodite, axiom, kyle t, beastie boys, black eyed peas, bob marley, buju banton, Tony Rebel, frank zappa, supercat, public enemy, reverend horton heat, eek a mouse, teebee, db, reid speed, RAW,usual suspects, Ultra nate, tricky,snoop dogg, NAHA, U Roy, Electrokid, grooverider, RZA,roni size,rob zombie, Joe Nasty, Barrington Levy, primus, pink floyd, phish, pantera, Sly & Robbie, pupil, outkast, ol dirty bastard, wu tang, neil young, grasshopper, nas, Syd Barrett, Dennis Brown, N.E.R.D, missy elliot, Lee Scratch Perry, ming and FS, Gregory Isaacs, James Brown, machete, ludicrous, LTJ bukem, klute, jurassic 5, johnny cash, Proxy, jamiroquai, infected mushroom, MC King Cire, goldie, the game, eazy-e, q-bert, shadow, dialeted peoples, poecaine, Luciano, bob marley (he deserves TWO entries),beanie man, beanie seigal, aesop rock, tribe called quest, tupac, nuffsed |
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Movies:clay pigeons, casino, all the godfathers, city of gods, boyz in da hood, clerks, team america, kingpin, me myself and irene, dumb and dumber, murderball, the harder they come, cheech and chong, king of new york, american history X, south park bigger longer and uncut, a clockwork orange, Children Of Men |
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Television:da ali g show, south park, six feet under, nip/tuck, curb your enthuisasm, seinfeld, sopranos, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, simpsons, king of the hill, family guy, american dad, futurama, yeah I pretty much *deleted*, eat sugary breakfast cereal, and watch cartoons at age thirty. |
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Books:lately my attention span has shrunk. Ive reduced from regularly reading Hunter S. Thompson and Bukowski to sitting on my toilet and discovering the ingredients hidden in deoderant, shampoo, and shaving cream. |
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Heroes:Be your own hero. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | stowe vermont, presently portland oregon |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | Client Advocate, yahoo.com |
| Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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julia*, Mr. Sketch, Rampaging Dickhead, keep it runnin..., B-BOY, VTEmily, ZANE KESEY, Blow'n up on Premium, JOSH, Sonny Delight, akaJK, ¤Diamonds & Guns¤, Jessica, Portland Electronic Music Promotions, Turkey, Kathleen, Lady Legs, modern hero, Sky, MR.G(The artist formerly known as fraggle rock), betzle.pretzle.whee, Cat, Charlie, randyandie, tallcan, Woody, Vize, Erin, Aaron, Julia, Jack Beard, thomas, Hangin with my gnomies, wa da, Dom, LyndsayKate
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