Shannon's Profile |
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SWF Seeks Old, Fat Whistling Construction Worker |
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| Age: | 94 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Studio City, California |
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| Height: | 5' 2" |
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| Last Login: | Jun 14, 2008 (560 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Creative, neurotic, passionate, loving, ebullient, loquacious, social and exuberant. Witty, clever, intelligent, beautiful, sexy and modest.Sometimes I purposely drive myself mad by trying to grasp the concept of outer space going on for infinity.Very little chokes me up more than having to say goodbye.I want to be the girl with the most cake.Layout made by j-kwon at CreateBlog.com . | |
My Interests |
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| Paris, Eating Breakfast, Hugs, Dreams, Attics and Basements. Karaoke. People with cleft chins. | |
I'd like to meet:Hot people. Smart ones need not apply. You what? Won the Nobel Prize? Cured cancer? Blah Blah Blah, who cares; just show me some SKIN already. |
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Music:Jeff Buckley, Pink Floyd, Mitchell Schaffer, Ben Davis, Elliott Smith, Fiona Apple, Julian Coryell, Corinne Bailey Rae, No Doubt and Gwen Stefani, Alice in Chains, Ani DiFranco, The Pharcyde, Jurassic 5, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Ryan Lindsey, Disco, Soul, Deep House, Acid Jazz |
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Movies:Waiting for Guffman, Harold and Maude, Wet Hot American Summer, Dazed and Confused, Amelie, Wizard of Oz, Mary Poppins, Central Station, Empire of the Sun, Groundhog Day, Sixteen Candles, My Bodyguard, Karate Kid, The Professional, Kids, Punch Drunk Love, Breathless, Napoleon Dynamite, Delicatessen, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Lost in Translation, The Squid and the Whale, Short Cuts |
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Television:Project Runway, The Sopranos, The Office, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Gilmore Girls, Reno 911!, Southpark |
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Books:David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Nick Hornby and Tom Robbins, White Noise by Don DeLillo. I need to get some women on this list. |
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Heroes:My sister, who lives amidst the redwoods with no TV, with her husband, who fashioned her an engagement ring out of a tree branch. Seriously. She even just broke her arm cross country skiing in the Canadian Rockies and had to hike a mile and half with her arm dangling limply off her body. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Westport, CT |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Voiceover Actor, Butterfly Chaser |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Thank You, Dev |
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| Lost in the jungle The joy of love is possible only if you have known the joy of being alone, because then only do you have something to share. Otherwise, two beggars meeting each other, clinging to e... Posted by Shannon on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:35:00 PST |
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Our Afternoon IM Session |
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| Anon. says:
kill me now
Anon. says:
don't make it hurt though
Anon. says:
just get it overwith
Anon. says:
something easy, like an overdose of painkillers
Shannon says:
well, you could... Posted by Shannon on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:38:00 PST |
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Flaming Orange Ascot |
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| This is an excerpt from an e-mail I received today from my dear friend Chris. Too good not to be shared:
How fabulously European of you. Be careful you don't take up smoking. I imagine having an... Posted by Shannon on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST |
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Brain Cell Deterioration |
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| You know you've been reading way too many trashy tabloids on the treadmill when you read the headline, "Fed "quite concerned" on U.S. inflation in September" and the first thing that comes to your min... Posted by Shannon on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST |
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Two Timing Cad |
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| Rumor has it, Jude Law has been caught snogging the nanny. The nerve of him. What a selfish JERK. Why couldn't he have snogged ME instead?
Posted by Shannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Exhibitionist's Remorse |
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| I am sure I have a mild form of Asperger's Syndrome. I have this uncontrollable urge to plop down in the laps of strangers, wrap my arms around their necks and ask, "Hi, What's your name?" ... Posted by Shannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Stevie Ray, Cecelia, Raquel, Danielle Stewart, Ben, KYLE DUNNIGAN, Russell, Crispin Freeman, Scotisimo, The UkuLady, Adam, Richard, Mark, Fashionista, Ali, Ms Anna, Karma Eater, Blue Eye Devil, Gregg Strouse, Roberto, Tara Subkoff, UP N CMN, Czech-Mex, Cary Elwes, Cookie, branda, Amie D., The Mick Presents, Megs!, Nicola, Jonny"The MICK", f. baxter, The Gator, Amie♥♥, cathead, Tor, Dirty Royals, alison aston, Rheta, CRS-1, jacob metcalf, The Bastard Hanson
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