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 Milo McFuckface's Profile |
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Where's the sword fighting Jeff?!?!?!? |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Boys... E, Idaho |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 2, 2008 (182 days back) |
About Me |
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I am one of the most boring and uninteresting people I have ever met. I could spend the entire day looking at my reflection in the mirror at Dave's house, watching myself urinate on the floor.Just one thing: I will die before you. And i will be laughing the whole FUCKING way!! Get Your Own Voice Player Manage |
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My Interests |
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| I like eating my own scabs, or sometimes I just ply off some scabs from my scab farm and decorate my shit with it. Then I put that shit on my desk at work, right next to my computer.
I stub my cigarettes out in the wet patches.
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I'd like to meet:People who generally aren't blue. I'm more interested in the people who aren't actually interested in me! I want to know why, and then annoy them about it. THEN I SHAG THEM. I want to dig in their brains with my fingers. I especially like it when some bitch says that I drink too much. I say "I'm a rock star baby. Have you ever seen a rock star cry apart from Bono? No? Yeah well shut the fuck up before I smash you." |
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Music:TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Milo Birthday: 23/7/80 Birthplace: on a battlefield Current Location: I'm at work!!! where I always am! Unless it's run out of beer, been I'll be just sitting in my car waiting for my.... Eye Color: depends on how I feel - generally bloodshot Hair Color: Ginger ninja Height: 6 foot 2 Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: Pailangi (White boy) The Shoes You Wore Today: Crappy work shoes, polished so well i can look up girls skirts Your Weakness: naked women Your Fears: naked women with cocks bigger than mine or dads. Your Perfect Pizza: one in the shape of a vagina but tastes like lime jelly Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to finish this survey Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fine is a bad word Thoughts First Waking Up: where's the tequila, & where's Dave's bag? Your Best Physical Feature: genital warts the size of bus tyres. Your Bedtime: half an hour before I wake. Your Most Missed Memory: What kind of question is that dickface? Most of my weekends are missed memories. Pepsi or Coke: Coke, diet. MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Single or Group Dates: single, I'm nicer. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons!!!!! Chocolate or Vanilla: I secrete chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, by the litre Do you Smoke: as often as possible Do you Swear: where ever appropriate. Do you Sing: Do I ever?!?!!?! i sing whatever I 'm typing noooooow! Do you Shower Daily: sometimes that's where I sleep Have you Been in Love: yes, it was fantastic. i'll tell you all about it sometime. Do you want to go to College: Been there, bought the t shirt, pissed on it Do you want to get Married: Of course, to the toilet at Jet Bar, on a Saturday night. God knows how we'll fit a priest and 4,000 of my closest friends in the stall though. Do you belive in yourself: yes sir, whatever you say. Do you get Motion Sickness: only just before I crash into trees. Do you think you are Attractive: I ain't no pub troll Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahhaha fuck no!! Do you get along with your Parents: We make love weekly Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you dream of boning your workmates? Do you play an Instrument: dude, that is the gayest question, apart from the one above. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I haven't stopped in 7 years In the past month have you Smoked: Duh fuckhead! In the past month have you been on Drugs: Actually no, I don't do that In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Man, now I have cravings. SECRETE, MILO, SECRETE!! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES In the past month have you been on Stage: yes In the past month have you been Dumped: wouldn't that be nice!? In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nein. I don't like water In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole someones will to live. That was funy to watch. I'm gonna write a book about it. Ever been Drunk: WTF? Have ever done poohs? Ever been called a Tease: Hahahahahaha Ever been Beaten up: Only by old women in wheel chairs in an oxygen tent designed to look like an arena of death. Ever Shoplifted: yes, stole a cashiers viginity. She still doesn't know. Shhhhhh How do you want to Die: In the arms of someone I don't know. I will let them die first so I can watch and take pictures if necessary. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fuck off grandma!! Your questions SUCK! What country would you most like to Visit: Bolivia In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: whatever - not fussed Favourite Hair Color: ditto Short or Long Hair: long Height: 18 stories Weight: ever heard of Elephantiasis? Best Clothing Style: best not Number of Drugs I have taken: Do apples count as drugs? Number of CDs I own: bordering 300 actual cd's. Actual library over 100000 Number of Piercings: none Number of Tattoos: one, your mothers vagina on my mouth Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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Movies:Porn. I'm not going to lie to you. Oh had Willow of course... |
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Television:MyGen Profile Generator |
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Heroes:The creator of Pound Puppies. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Ass Tickled Boise |
| Occupation: | Giraffe Poacher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Squeezing the Ju-uice In The City Of Trees |
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| As you may have heard, Mrs McFuckface and I have escaped from the bedlam and drunken brutality of Colorado, and back into the warm embrace of Boise Idaho and the moist inner thighs of inner city bart... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST |
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Zombie Love Ain’t Cool, Bro |
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| Last night I was watching a documentary about the decline in oil reserves in the world and the fact that not enough of a contingency plan has been established. The ugly and corrupt American government... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:56:00 PST |
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Set Your Wife On FIRE!! |
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| This morning, when I got to work, I did a quiz on weird St Patricks Day traditions. You can play it here. Play it. Well, I only got three out of ten, which is pretty much on par with any test that I d... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST |
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Fine, I Just Won’t Drive then, Fag. |
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| This blog is mainly directed to people outside America. Pretty much my family and friends (if I actually have any left)! I apologize to the Americans who will just laugh this off as "just one of those... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:06:00 PST |
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Jumping Woman Hating Monkeys With Knives!!! |
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| Yes, Jumping Woman Hating Monkeys With Knives!!!I have no idea how i came across this picture, but when I saw it I thought it was ace. Then I looked closer and my brain just shattered at the awesomene... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST |
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Christ! Fuck! I Love You!! |
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| Valentines Day is just around the corner and I couldn't be any more excited about it. When you're a single (and fugly) dude on Valentines day, you use the time constructively reassuring yourself that ... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:28:00 PST |
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The night We Danced the Bonita Caca |
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| My useless and even more useless dogs ate my $500 glasses last night so please excuse me if there are any spelling and grammatical errors. Does anybody want two pugs? A friend last night offered to sh... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:50:00 PST |
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The Brokeback Monster Knight |
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| I love it when a celebrity dies, and I get a painfully huge erection when it's an Australian celebrity. Australians are right up there with Americans (eg. Anna Nicole Smith-that chick with the massive... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:29:00 PST |
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Every Woman Should Fuck A Santa. |
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| How was everyones New Years Eve drinkfest? I woke up on the first day of the year wearing a tiara, wishing that I had video taped at least some small portion of the evening. Basically all I remembered... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST |
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A Blog From The Bog |
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| Apparently I am a creature of interesting habits; some of which I do not share with others, for fear that I will be beaten to a heap of shit by old broken old spanish women who sit across the road fro... Posted by Milo McFuckface on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:51:00 PST |
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E, JACK9, Chewy - aka Huey, Jan Brady, Circusjen, Eve Elektra, Plucky Cabbageleaf, UBB aka Li’l Billy, Finding Jack the Novel, DevilMayCare, Chrisp-e, Schatzi ~Bee~, Shane The Mad! (King of all Disco...), 4*EVeR*WiLd aka ~DOLL~, Sidra, Melanie, I Love You Too, Julian Plott and Ronda Waring are my heroes., The Official "Kim" MySpace!, That Rad Chick, LeeLee Sunsett, Uncle Steven, Brian James, Servant King Richard, boxpunch, January, Biffy Clyro, Cthulhu~Jesus, Kerago, Little Miss Stink Fist, My Coal, fukendimond, YUCKO THE CLOWN, H2oClothing.net, Red AKA No No, Caleb, Richard Taylor, MistyDyan, davedavedavedavedave, seth, Hezzy4., Toiletees.com
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