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He who laughs in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat. |
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| Age: | 36 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Out Where The Buses Don't Run, NORTH CAROLINA |
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| Height: | 6' 3" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
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| Last Login: | Jul 10, 2008 (88 days back) |
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About Me |
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Background from Google search result Holy shit...I'm a daddy!Ho-hum, where to begin. I'm a messload of interesting and appalling contradictions & oxymorons: pessimistic optimist, straight male w/a bi-curious twist, mercurial and forgiving, passionate and lazy. I'm originally from NYC, living now in Charlotte by way of 2 great years in Asheville, NC. I'm an artistic soul stuck in the everyday humdrum of 8-to-5 life. When I grow up, I want to be a starving novelist, but for now, I pay the bills selling my soul to the company store. I'd like to talk and/or meet people who at least share my interests in foreign films, the comedic works of Eddie Izzard, Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedberg, Patton Oswalt, Bill Hicks, and George Carlin, plotting the violent overthrow of the Bush military junta, football (the kind you kick, not the kind you throw), a hatred for all things Oprah/Dr. Phil...There's a lot of stupidity that pisses me off, but I still harbor faith in humanity. I could go on, but I'm likely to respond if you just say hello. |
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My Interests |
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Football and porno and books about war... View my page on Where's My Monkey?!?! |
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I'd like to meet:Artistic, creative, non-conformist types. People who have unshakeable, unmovable passions for all things. People who practice martial arts on oversized stuffed animals. Or, if you like to break people down into labels: Republicans who hate George W. Bush, Democrats who hate Hillary Clinton, musicians who once gigged at bar mitzvahs, recovering sluts, professional philosophers, Suicide Girls, Suicide Boys (?), preachers, teachers, thugs, mugs, pugs, shitkickers, bootlickers, Pentacostals who handle snakes, moonshiners, people who haven't watched "Lost", trombonists, failed novelists, people who refer to soccer appropriately as "football", Toyota Prius drivers, and many more. Fans of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's". The person that will assassinate Ann Coulter But not these kinds of people... |
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Music:powered by frazy.com |
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Movies:powered by frazy.com |
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Books:.. |
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Heroes:My wife. Anyone that can put up with me and not feel the urge to punch me in the dick is a hero in my book. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | New York F**king City!!! |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | IT Manager/Monkey |
| Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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My Blog |
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All of My Heroes... |
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| "A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself." - Joseph CampbellSome of my heroes are dead:JesusAbraham LincolnHunter S. ThompsonKurt VonnegutGeorge CarlinAkira Ku... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:57:00 PST |
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A Brand-Spanking New "Random Thoughts & Observations", Plus Some Updates... |
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| I'm back. I know you all missed me. I missed me too...Sophia celebrated her 1st birthday last Saturday, the 5th. Jaime's parents and my mom were present for her birthday. My mom especially was thrille... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:03:00 PST |
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You’re Gonna Miss Me While I’m Gone... |
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In case anyone was out looking for me, no, I didn't disappear, or fall into the hands of a depraved cult. I've simply been way too busy lately to spend as much time as I've wanted to here. Pl... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:45:00 PST |
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Douchebag, Or: An Open Letter to the 18-Year-Old Me |
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| June 26th, 2008Dear Douche...er, Gus:First of all, Larry King called. He wants his glasses back.Second of all, what the fuck is up with that mullet? Bad enough you feel the need to sport on, but, the ... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:49:00 PST |
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A Love Letter to My Favorite Grocery Store |
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| Dear Trader Joe's,You've done something to me that's never, ever been possible: you've made me fall in love with a grocery store. Because you're a grocery store, not some mega-supermarket, or some fan... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:03:00 PST |
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RIP, George Carlin |
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| George Carlin died yesterday. He was 71 years old.I don't know how you feel, but the world's gotten a lot less funnier all of a sudden. For me, George Carlin was more than a stand-up who told funny jo... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:38:00 PST |
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Dr. Jones, You Deserve Better, Or: Why the new Indiana Jones Movie is So Meh |
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| There are worse ways you can waste 2 hours of your day. That's how I felt after watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It's not that I disliked Indiana Jones and The Title That's... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:48:00 PST |
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Why Phil Collins is Much Cooler Than You Think |
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| If you're a frequent reader of HIROHITO99's blogs, you come away know one thing, and one thing only: he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Sure, he uses big words, and he can construct sen... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:31:00 PST |
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"Judgmental and Bitchy" |
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| No, we're not talking about me, for once.My wife's boss is, for lack of a better way of putting it, a douche. He's incompetent - Jaime's far more qualified to have his job - and a bit of a pissy prick... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST |
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Now That Ive Got Some Time On My Hands.. |
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| I've got a few weeks' off from work, as I'm between consulting assignments. I'm not one who likes sitting around the house, watching TV. No, sir, I prefer to be active. Whether it's work to be done, o... Posted by Dabi (Say Uncle!) on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:35:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Aaaaaaron, erin, H, Spilt >Milk, JOHANNES!, Desi, It's Siouxsie, bitches!, HIROHITO99, Bellesouth, )@~3773, Joseph The Artist (when he has time), Ruby, Czuch Republic: Ministry of Information, Pop Goes the Girl, Minerva von Twatwaffle, Frank, Ady, irene joy, Torment, Inga will continue to do America this fall, Heezy is voting Obama, Mighty Rex, Chérie Amour, CC, Sandpaper, Ian McDowell, QueensGirl, scratchy muffin, Lauren, Zombie Boy (King of the Rotten), because write!, L to the Izzo, Jessica, G, Mary, The Girl (dedicated to Mer), HeidiNoelIsDoingSwell, *DivineMrsM*, Lydia, Wayne Remington, sherry, daturawest
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