Mr. Fancy Pants's Profile |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Tremont, OHIO |
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| Last Login: | Nov 14, 2007 (771 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Well, I'm a Tarantula Teabaggin, Aardvark Abortin, Scorpion Lickin, Earthquake Eatin, Pricker Bush for Pubes Ownin, Lava Surfin, Tiger French Ticklin, Hurricane Hanglidin, Taint Ticklin, Shark Rodeoin, Tsunami Toastin, Dingle Berry Devastatin, Fire Ant Farm in my Pee Hole Havin, Fireball Shredin, Dragon Destroyin, Care Bear Cuddlin, Lightning Ridin, Thunder Fucker. Yes, you read that correctly. I fuck thunder. What’s up? You wanna fight about it? I'll piss fire ants on you. What have you ever fucked? A girl? That's fucking gay. |
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My Interests |
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| MY LIKES Scabs Sloths Photos Coffee Cheese Corn Dogs Cigarettes Everything Bagels French Onion Soup After Work Boogers Old guys that wear yellow raincoats that have gnarly beards and smoke corncob pipes by the docks My Farts MY HATES Your Farts Flat Tires Lima Beans Tow Trucks Blowing My Nose Things that are sticky People that smell like syrup When my hands smell like gasoline |
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I'd like to meet:I want to find a girl that will let me poop back and forth. I'll poop in her butthole and then she will poop it back into my butthole and we will keep doing it, back and forth with the same poop. Forever. ))(( |
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Music:Anything that you have never heard of, and if you did you would say it sucksThats what I love But deep down I know you're right, Nickelback's last CD was best thing to happen to music in twenty years. |
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Movies:Capote, Babel, and D2: The Mighty Ducks |
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Television:Arrested Aqua Enthusiasm. |
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Heroes:Click below to watch Mike Hall almost break his neckIf you click the Break logo you can watch it bigger. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | north ridgeville ohio |
| Occupation: | board operater |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Here I sit broken hearted... |
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| tryed to shit and only...... well it worked. everything went well. maybe to well. now i have a problem though. there is no toilet paper. some asshole used the rest of it and just left. I don't know ... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST |
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Are you aware |
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| That Marc from Norton Furniture now has an Internet sitcom. Its called Norton's Place, he is the man that can "seriously" give you credit. If you are not sure who he is the commercial below will... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST |
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Craps |
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No not those kind. I found out that I am the shit at craps! I have never played before but I won $450 yesterday. I don't even know what i'm going to do with this money, I'm pretty sure t... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST |
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Hey! do you know whats gay? |
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| Well apparently my last name, yeah. Go check it out. Go to urbandictionary.com. Put in Toomey. Here just copy this link and put it in http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toomey
Don't... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST |
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Supplements. |
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| So Kyle has started me on a workout plan. We pump iron on his bowflex 3 times a week, its not really pumping iron it's more just bending rods.
Anyways he is making me take all sort... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST |
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Kickball Sunday April 30th Recap (Pictures) |
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| I was to lazy to write my own recap so instead here is what Miles had to say about it
"The 2007 Kickball season had kind of a rocky start as both teams suffered from an average of 20 errors per inning... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:35:00 PST |
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Mechanical Bull Adventure (In Pictures) |
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| Saturday I acomplished one of my life goals. I rode a mechanical bull. All I have left to do now is, fly an airplane, own a monkey or sloth, buy a Super Bowl ad and have it just be static, g... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST |
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Showdown at Sunrise |
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| I was at work and I went to go get a cup of coffee at about 9 this morning. As I am pouring it a man comes up behind me and says "Wow, that sweater must be old!" and then laughs at his joke. I turn a... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST |
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The Plain Dealer |
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| Tom and I found this in the classifieds today.
Tom was readng it and said "Dude, look! I can get a free trombone! Too bad it's rusty."
I then asked "Did you just say that you can get a free r... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST |
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I'm like a tampon, the way I can stop flows. |
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| Hey, Green, Ray, Tom, and myself just finished a rap song. It is on my homepage. Its about a guy named Coleman that heard a rap song that I made two years ago. Well he heard it about a month... Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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BBG, crystal, .KT., Amiee, oliviaconstance, ♡Claire [hairdresser on fire], Patrick Aveda, damber., Chola Cherrybomb[FTW], dan, kristen, On tha Level, P-DUB'S, RAY RAY, HELLO BETHIE, brenton., Jaime, Taintsmasher, DR. E-ROCK's funkadelic and The Teradactyls, Rachael, steve, ashley rocawich, Stacey, victoria, JULIAAAA, Heavens To Betsy!, Mike, Rowdy Rick, You've gotta be kidding me...
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