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 Slim Chonson™'s Profile |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  Zimbabwe |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | May 28, 2008 (547 days back) |
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About Me |
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I hate everyone equally You can't tear that out of me No segregation, separation Just me in my world of enemies Salutations...my name is Slim Chonson and I once spent the night on a houseboat with Vanna White. I live in Texas and was born in the 80's (back when gas prices were reasonable). If you came here expecting pictures of me cluttered all over the page you're sorely mistaken. You also won't find any of those trendy "Own Your Friends" or any "Adopt Me As Your Pet LOLZ" boxes on here. This isn't Petco, motherfuckers. I also don't crop my friends out of my pictures so that I'm the main focus. That's lame. I can be a nice guy, but most of the time if I don't know you I won't like you. I also have somewhat of a short temper. I got it from my father. But if you just wanna have a beer or two with me that's cool. Also, if you're a female, don't tell me you're not like most girls, cuz I will assume you have a penis and walk away from you. I'm a huge professional wrestling fan. Yes, I know it's staged and all that, but fuck you, it entertains me...and after 12 years of religious viewing, I don't think I'm gonna stop anytime soon I drink a lot of beer. My preferred beer of choice is Shiner Bock. I also like to drink hard liquor from time to time. Jagermeister, Grey Goose Vodka, Crown Royal and Southern Comfort. Just to name a few. If you wanna see some great shit, go to DoJoProductions.com. I put a link above all this mess...at the moment we are xperiencing downtime, but even that crazy maniac J Smith needs a break. Don't send me a friend request without sending me a message first. To be continued... Keep your mind open, as you'll never know what form your best friend or love of your life can come in. |
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My Interests |
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| I Mark For... Professional Wrestling Video Games DVDs Movies Extra Pulp In My Orange Juice Nachos Getting Fucking Shitface Wasted Olivia Munn Keeping The Room Temperature At A Toasty 75 Degrees Concerts Box Fans And Their Power To Cool Me Off Lunchables Spicy Chicken Fillets Kissing Girls Who Smoke Coooollllllllllllllld Beer Head Rubs The Nostalgia Critic 5 Second Long Two Armed Hugs Chicks who are down with the Wearing Black Fat Man Chairs With Back Support Late Nite Pie Slouching The Cold Breeze I Feel On My Head After Having It Shaved Layla El's Ass Sloth(s) Vicodin Gluttony Macaroni and Cheese Chicken Fried Steak Wigs Smart Women Layla El's Accent Women With Unique Hair Colors Women With Piercings And Tattoos Jagermeister Vodka and Music I Fucking Hate... People Who Get Butthurt When I Have A Different Opinion On Something 2007 Relationships Road trips Ravers Children Liars Justin Timberlake Olde City Pub When I Wanna Leave Somewhere And People Ask Me Where I'm Going...I'm Going Home To Sleep. Shut Up. Lack Of Sleep Warm Beer Bad Dreams Traffic Dancing One Armed Hugs Cold Toilet Seats Stools Dentist Chairs Trips To DMV Bad Tans Fake Tans Spray On Tans Tans In General Couples Parties Bam Margera's Accent People Who Claim To Be Married When In Fact They Are Not...Fuck Outta Here With That Shit Rude Bitches People who tell me I should respect women Chicks who look bored in their MySpace photos Smelly People Warm Beer Stephanie McMahon Stools Paris Hilton and her shitty hotels World Of Borecraft E-Rappers Pine Needles Being forced to listen to music I fucking hate Red Traffic Lights Chicks taking off my hat Wigs Annoying Catch Phrases Austin, Texas Chairs Without Back Support Tan Lines Visible Bruises On Chicks...(But At The Same Time It's Funny. Especially When They're On The Face) When I Ask People What Music They Listen To They Say "Everything" Most British humor Traveling Shitty paychecks Spin-kickers Any music that's not on my list Gross chicks Tall women Bad Drivers Shit Talkers You |
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I'd like to meet:smashed up my sanity smashed up my integrity smashed up what i believed in smashed up what's left of me smashed up my everything smashed up all that was true gonna smash myself to pieces i don't know what else to do |
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Music:3113rd Strike 40 Below Summer A Perfect Circle AC/DC Aerosmith Alice In Chains American Head Charge Anthrax Aphex Twin Arch Enemy Audioslave Bach Bad Religion Beastie Boys Beck Beethoven Black Sabbath Blaze Ya Dead Homie Bloodhound Gang Bone Thugs Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains Candlebox Chemical Brothers Chevelle Collective Soul Corey Hart (bitches) Cypress Hill D.V.D.A. Damageplan Dark Lotus David Bowie Depeche Mode Dillinger Escape Plan Dope Duran Duran Eric Clapton Faith No More Foo Fighters Geto Boys God Lives Underwater Godsmack Green Day Guns And Roses Gwar Helmet Rollins Band Ice Cube Insane Clown Posse Jay-Z Journey Joy Division Judas Preist Kid Rock Killswitch Engage Korn Kottonmouth Kings Lamb Of God Led Zeppelin Lenney Kravitz Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade Les Claypool And The Holy Mackerel Louie Armstrong Ludacris Meshuggah Metallica Method Man and Redman Ministry Monster Magnet Motley Crue Motorhead Mudvayne Mushroomhead Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Nonpoint N.W.A. Orgy Outkast Ozzy Pantera Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Phil Collins PM5K Primer 55 Primus Prince Psychopathic Rydas Queen Queens Of The Stone Age Rage Against The Machine Rammstein RHCP Rob Zombie Robert Fucking Palmer Run DMC Rush Seven Mary Three Sevendust Shadows Fall Shotgun Facelift SHSM Silverchair Six Feet Under SLAYER Slipknot Soil Soulfly Staind (Dysfuntcion and before) Stone Sour Stone Temple Pilots Sublime Superjoint Ritual System Of A Down The Talking Heads Taproot Tech N9ne Three Six Mafia Tom Petty Tool Twiztid Union Underground Van Halen Ween Weird Al Yankovic Westside Connection White Stripes Wu-Tang Clan |
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Movies:1. Big Lebowski2. Pulp Fiction 3. Dumb and Dumber 4. The 40 Year Old Virgin 5. Friday |
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Television:200 channels...nothing but cats. |
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Heroes:Joe BruceMy Details Status: Alive Here For: Free beer Orientation: I love titties! Body Type: Bigger than you. Ethnicity: Cracker Religion: McMahonism Sign: Middle finger Smoke/Drink: Yuck!/Yumm! Occupation: Big boots to the face Income: Enough Don't You Hate Pants: Hell yes |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Right here, in Houston, Texas! *thumbs up* |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Employed? |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Friends |
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Jam, J.Smith, *Some girl you don't know*, deukleaux, Revolution Is My Name, jess, Sandy Claws:Your Official Dixie Vixen, Liz, Tipsy McStagger, Bear, ~THE WORLDS ONE AND ONLY~, MANWHORE (clinically insane), Monica, Tonia, Mona Lisa, 100% biodegradable, BELLE "BRAT" GUNNER, Nora, ♥Meredith♥, Lauren, My House is Pink
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