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i like kit-kats, unless i am with 4 or more people. |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | erie, Pennsylvania |
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| Height: | 6' 1" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Jun 7, 2007 (488 days back) |
About Me |
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| You know that guy you see going into the quicky mart when you stop off in that little town on the way to grandmas house? sorta shifty lookin fellow who buys a pack of smokes, some lotto scratchers, and a tall boy at 10 in the morning? The kind of guy you wait to come out before you and your family go in? Well, thats me. My name is Kirt. | |
My Interests |
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| waking up with no eyeboogers, i'd like to throw a shoe at a cop just once, golf a good round, the yankees, saving up for vacations to mexico, i like to eat cheese, when people pull out of parking lots on the right side and dont think that they are in england just cause they are in a fuckin parking lot, i like those things at the airports that make you walk all fast, spongebob and snagglepuss, iggy pop, beer, eating butter instead of margerine, watching curling, betting on womans boxing, libertarian conventions on tv, string cheese, those pickles in bags at gas stations, chuck norris, my sandles, tiny tim, roller coasters and water slides, throwing stuff, beer, ramen noodles, crushing heads with my fingers, and the dumbest most pointless shit that i do every day is my favorite part, not the stuff that matters because those are the things that you have to do in order to survive. i like the few seconds between the important stuff. i like to make the most of it, i like my truck, and egg rolls at the gas station, and going to the beer store to get gas | |
I'd like to meet:a wooly mammoth, and a saber toothed penquin, chuck norris, todd van popple, a beluga so i could cut out its babies and eat them on real expensive crackers, sometimes i just want to punch a mormon so one of those, richard jewel, mitch hedburg, joe namith, richard dumas, victor conti, me in 5 years, the wife jim will have someday that actually puts up with me being drunk and living on his couch, slim goodbody, the letter T for tall teeth, spongebob, and that fuckin bitch from the phone company that i was fighting with that kept calling me mr. jacobs, coredog to go fishing in elkcreek, my dad in blaze orange with a rifle in his hand, my dad gutting the deer i just shot cause i am to big of a pussy to do it myself {i just want to eat the thing, not cut it open, and i dont care if he makes fun of me the whole time}, and some mother fucking nachos at sheetz |
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Music:nirvana, stp,tool,frank sinatra,mudhoney, beck, soundgarden, nofx, harvey danger, peppers, led zepplin, blind mellon, cownting crows, black crows, metallica, rage, nine inch nails, flaming lips, violent femmes, tiger army, the decendants, goldfinger, rusted root, offspring, lucious jackson, belly, beastie boys, anthrax, tori amos, pumpkins, everclear, refreshments, hank williams, tony bennett, guns and roses, the stones, meat puppets, bob marley, white zombie, ben folds, cream, queen,marcy playground, white stripes, sex pistols, bad religion, portishead, manu, the strokes, live, neil diamond, garth, charlie daniels, jethro tull, harry connick, the presidents of the united states, bloodhound gang, tupac, wu-tang, miles davis, they might be giants, foo fighters, superdrag, the clash, system of a down, hole, arrested developement, afi, third eye blind, the rentals, ani, the cure, sponge, alice in chains, soul asylum, bush,violent femmes, our lady of peace, ugly kid joe, the circle jerks, rem, lucas, sublime, johny cash, meat puppets, clapton, syd barrett, u2, the dead, van morrison, dropkick murphy's, blues traveler, the beatles, inxs, patti rothberg, ice cube, eazy e, janes addiction, dave matthews, the deftones, iggy pop, david bowie, and yes alannis |
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Television:Axis of EvilAdd to My Profile | More Videos |
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Books:anything by vonnegut, i enjoy hunter s. thompson, biographies, heller is one funny ass dude, and of course edgar allan poe. i've tried to read dickens many books many times but that is one borring guy, other than that ive read most of the classics and they are great, AND ALL THE CALVIN AND HOBBES THAT I CAN GET MY HANDS ON |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | girard pennsylvania at one time |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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fuckin maine |
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| so allright, peep this. i went to get my maine license today 3 years late and some old dude there was getting handicapped plates for his wife with no proof that she is a gimp. 21 BUCKS AND YOU ARE HAN... Posted by KIRT on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST |
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CONVERSE WATER |
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| dude, so my feet were stankin real bad right. i mean stank, like id put on new socks and put on my shoes and in like 2 hours my feet were wet and i could smell them standing up. this happens with conv... Posted by KIRT on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST |
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wooly mammoth |
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| really, and this might sound a bit selfish, but why not me?
i want a wooly mammoth, i mean they got the frozen one that they found in siberia and they was gonna clone that shit or at least mate it wit... Posted by KIRT on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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hannah, Jess, Sarah, Janelle, Melissa, J-RAFF, cara, Dunner, Ryan, laura15, Paul, tony, Rockland Troy, Lee Prior, A sinister pile of leaves, Scotty 2 Hottie, Dchris, Cookie, D a v i d, chunk, Tommy, Summer Nadya, ChillTown, Ian, Juli, colleen, Brooke, KYLENE, Zander says 4WD and camping next weekend!!, Jessie, Beth
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