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| Last Login: | Apr 20, 2007 (973 days back) |
About Me |
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| ATTENTION!!!Our lead necrophagist, Poofy, has moved to Texas. Because of this incident, our world domination plans have been put on hold. The band is in a hiatus, and our future is uncertian.
THIS BAND APPROVED BY OFFICIAL ASIAN TIM AU The Satanic Marshmallows of Doom originated from a race of super-highly- evolved -staplers from from the planet Grblgrabljdafvg in the year 251651 F.U.S.T.Y.W.A.L.R.U.S. The Marshmallows were scattered around the world to spread the name of Metal. The Marshmallows decided to put subliminal messages in the tube socks to make humans create metal. But sometime between 251349-194312 B.C. (Before Canada) Poofy made some tacos while they were midget tossing and everyone got sick and passed out. They awoke in the 1970s and began to put subliminal messages in tube socks again. ALL YOUR WAFFLES ARE BELONG TO USThis was typed by Poofy's helper monkey, Bongo TO GET SMOD MERCH CLICK THE LINK BELOW POPO THE MANATEE VIDEO IF YOUR BAND WANTS TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE, GIVE US A BANNER .. Put this banner in your site so you won't get attacked by squirrels. Click inside the box, then yell "AAAAHHH ITS INSIDE ME!!!!" really loud, then click CTRL and A, then run out into the street, rub your nipples, click 'CTRL' and then 'C' then paste wherever the voices in your head tell you to by pressing 'CTRL' and 'V'. " |
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Music:Member Since: 07/09/2005Band Members: POOFY - Necrophilia, Leads, AND Vocals DEVILED HAM Man - Official Spanker AND things you hit with a stick PAMPERS McGEE - Slave AND Guitars BARON VON BUTT PLUG - Crayons AND Keyboards AND Rythm Guitar .. Influences: S.M.O.D. Support all types of true metal, and won't hesitate to kill those who support retard acts of retardednessness OBEY THE TUBE SOCKS OR DIE. .. Sounds Like: Record Label: Fat Monkey Records |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Thrash / Death Metal / Metal) |
My Blog |
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S.M.O.D.l OFFICIALLY ENDORSES PANCAKES AS OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF WORLD DOMINATION |
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| News from TEH MIGHTY POOFY!!!
Greeting Carbon Based bi-peds of Earth.
TEH SHIRTS
You can now wear your favorite Satanic Marshmallow in your shirt for only $25. Please click HERE to see the shi... Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:22:00 GMT |
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SMOD Ascends to Earth: Its not Illigal if its Dead says Poofy |
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| Greetings carbon based bi-ped slaves of this soon to be obliterated planet. Our Tube sock Overlords thought you might like to know that our High Ranking S.M.O.D.A.A.A.T.I.N.M. Earth Official, Jean Pie... Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:44:00 GMT |
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